Lister: I’m bisexual and stupid. That’s all I am. God looked at my shitty tiny frame and said, “you’re going to be a little bisexual moron”, then released me into the world.
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Baby boomers pass on the Earth to future generations, 2018
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I’ve been rewatching Red Dwarf and it’s making my heart extremely full
sometimes a family is a vindaloo-loving scouser, a hologram of his dead roommate, a lifeform that evolved from a cat, a pedantic cyborg with an american accent, and an AI who likes pranks and agatha christie
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That thing someone once said that being bi comes tacked on with a primal desire to own a cool jacket, theyre right
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Hayley Kiyoko and Brendon Urie with their flags while singing Girls/Girls/Boys is so iconic!
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i was not afraid, she said i was born for this
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