jlawbenn
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Triple concussion for the cousin who slammed the car boot down on my head when I was putting the shopping away. And the blood that went with it. One day I will not be a functioning human being with all these head hits
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Haylee thinks she’s won the premiership again and that’s fair enough, until the Cats lose
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My 9 year old daughter gets a week of bragging rights sigh at least Carlton will slaughter Collingwood next week so I can brag for a week to 7 year old daughter and do it again in late July or August
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Now @fazcinatingblog is fingering and fogarting my shoe. Help. Not normal behaviour.
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NOW SHE’S BAGGING OUT COWAN, MCKAY, DURDIN, DUTCH BOY 2, PITTONET AND CRAZY EYES. I DON’T ACTUALLY FEEL SAFE. SEND HELP. IF SHE KILLS ME I LOVE YOU ALLLLLL HELP SHES BASHING ME HELP
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wtf now Laura is bagging out Cripps? I’m leaving, this girl is nuts
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‘Bam Bam can leave forever’ @fazcinatingblog your opinions are a bit harsh mate, don’t want a life ban here
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Current thoughts: we play SO much better without Oppenheimer’s and Roast Dinner Boy. - @fazcinatingblog
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@chablemisspell trying to DM you SDK photos live from the ground but tumblr isn’t tumblring so
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How dare the AFL employ such an evil and horrible woman to sing this country’s national anthem. Someone who always bags out army out online and has laughed at terrorism events. She ought to be hung.
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@chablemisspell it’s the Robbie Williams’ CDs and Tom’s opening round premiership medal for me
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