he can infodump so deep inside me I'll have trivia running down my leg

Dick from a weird bitch got me doing this shit!!!!!!!!

cmon child safety lid you know it's me

You can tell Shuro can’t actually handle Falin bc the moment he heard about the black magic he threw a fit. Like oh, you wouldn’t throw away your soul to bring her back? You wouldn’t commit unspeakable atrocities for her? Grow up.

Meanwhile, as soon as Falin is revived and hears they’ve been eating monsters, she wants to join. And Marcille is like, so unsurprised. You think Shuro could handle that? No. Leave the heavy lifting to the lesbians 🙄 you don’t have what it takes.

A female falcon was equipped with a satellite tracking system in South Africa before migrating to Finland. Image shows tracker data. In just 42 days, she flew over 10.000 km, at an incredible average of 230 km per day and nearly in a straight line.    

Important question

EVERYBODY DO THE WENIS 🕺 THE WENIS IS A DANCE 💃 EVERYBODY IS A GENIUS 🧠 WHO KNOWS IT IN ADVANCE 👯

This work day cannot come to a close quickly enough... and I gotta run errands afterwards too 😮‍💨

I cant fix her (Unmute !)

Oh no! What did Jerry Seinfeld do to piss you off?

nothing, actually. he just complained recently about audiences not laughing at his jokes and he blames it on something other than just not being a funny standup anymore. like many, he's become the embodiment of this simpsons scene:

i am a lover. but underneath that i'm a hater. and then underneath that i'm a lover again