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Send me a kebab first mate
My brother: *to his online friends* I gotta go. My pizza is here.
One of his online friends: Where’s my pizza?
Everyone: *laughs*
My brother: *logs out of chat*
Me: You know. You could order them pizza.
My brother: What?
Me: You know his adress.
My brother: We live in Canada. They are in the States.
Me: So. You can order it online and pay with a credit card.
-20 minutes later-
Online friend: HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET ME A PIZZA FROM CANADA?
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some of you have never been chased by a merciless farm animal as a child and it shows :/
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bearded bri is the most important thing in the world. end of discussion (even if i absolutely did not do him justice)
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Started my New Year off correctly! What about you lovelies?
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Michael bublé wants to be frank Sinatra but he’s never tried to have woody Allen killed
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*eats my wedding vows after reading them so no one will have physical proof of my vulnerability*
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I made this and showed it to a friend. She said I should post it, so here we are.
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This is Money Freddie here to bless you with good fortune this November
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Ladies and Gents, my boyfriends becoming a father figure to the little toddler he cares for
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Winning all the best girlfriend awards when i turned up to surprise the shit out of this doofus yesterday!
You guys dont get how good it feels to have his head back on my chest after ten long months 💕
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One day we will share a home together that we can call our own and we won’t have to worry about the next time we will see eachother.
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