These are my dreams as told by myself within 5 minutes of waking up and hastily typing what i remember in my notes on my phone.

Me now gone from broke street urchin to monk able to live on own "how the fuck do i make oyster crackers (actually the holy bread, actually just McDonald's hashbrowns) i wasnt paying attention to that lesson"

I say "The world is wrong" pan over to a stick man RANTING loudly about how "well who gives a shit just go do it they bitch all day about herbal remedies and natural health just go to the party store youre only down the road and you only had 7 drinks its fine they turn around shouting "free the titty free the titty" but then you go shirt less once and you get made fun of so fuck it let your junk hang out who cares!!!" Still angrily stomping in a circle ranting and bitching to the air

I think back to my training, sitting on ledge hanging off of sky puzzle from Tears of the Kingdom. "Remember to copy over whatever you want to save into this new journal,  all the lessons and notes you have from before will be gone when you take this new journal" (prompt comes up allowing me to highlight and copy text over) selects only my own name "greggory" nothing else. " Alright here you go fresh book with Greggory in it.  Bye now"

(Me frustrated later) why the fuck did i only copy over Greggory

Listening to podcast format two people talkimg but its just a piece of paper like harry potter newspaper loudly going "yes but you are so ugly" starts laughing loudly and overshadowing other person "it makes me so happy you ugly it so funny" continues laughing so hard the paper starts shifting as i need to reach out and move it back into place before it falls off ledge it was left on the entire time i am plain face straight line lip like full on Nichijou "bruh" face just trying to eat my sandwich but it gets caught on the wall (the buns to my sandwich are glued to the wall) and i start bitching about how "look at this. Look at this. Barely even bread it is stuck to the wall god disgusting" interanally wishing that i recalled the recipe the monk had taught me for the holy bread (mcdonald hashbrown) but now im eating only the insides of my sandwich angrily staring at other people walking by far under me as i sit up on this sandstone stairwell

"Just remember that the only way lightning can get back to you after you cast it is if you let the body of the person you cast it on ragdoll into you or you get it reflected back to you so be careful" me during my lessons on how to shoot a beam lightning at people for my monk training

During monk training watching from a far distance to the large house units (3 in the shape of like a ninja star but the buildings are rounded and large) as the lights go out and people start yelling trying to find the teacher who set this test up but in my attempts to skip this test i end up right next to the teacher in the dark and pass. During this time i also wanted to take a snapchat of this bs and how i passed but when i record it auto played another recording i took previously at some point that zooms in on like this spell freaking out and killing some guy before snapping back into this room where i am still recording and i am recording the face of this anime girl from like the 2000s all rough linework of her jaw dropped staring like omfg and i zoom out again and pan it over to another girl staring at me and zoom in to her face and it looks like Bluehair from lucky star and like another character mixed together and we start laughing in unison

WAKE UP.