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jihopng · 4 months
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wooseok,
when wooseok thinks for another moment, he realizes that that's probably the issue. whether the date just went bad or didn't happen, he's surely rubbing salt in the wound by mentioning it. he quickly types more. [sms ➵ jihomie] dating is overrated anyway. good job, idiot.
for the first time in his life, five minutes turn into an entire eternity. the time on his phone's screen takes its sweet moment to change and in the process, allows for every single embarrassing thought to settle within jiho's mind, applying astronomical pressure to his mind; a metaphorical punch after punch, every single-date-that-fell-through returning and playing out before his eyes in form of a slow-mo movie. the awkwardness of merely thinking about all of it crumples inside his throat, making it extremely hard to swallow. at long last, his phone's screen lights up with a notification. and no, that's not a tear forming at the corner of his eye.
[sms ➵ woowoo]: had. [sms ➵ woowoo]: i did have a date. [sms ➵ woowoo]: but if i had a date i wouldn't be texting u ٩(ఠ益ఠ)۶٩(ఠ益ఠ)۶٩(ఠ益ఠ)۶ [sms ➵ woowoo]: bro. am i like. ugly. she didn't even show up???
for a moment, jiho lets go off of the phone. instead, he reaches into his bag; hand rummages trough garbage and unnecessary accessories, until he comes across the tin-can in which he keeps those damned patches. if only they could be permanent, without getting ninety-nine side effects as problems.
[sms ➵ woowoo]: i hope you're moving your ass [sms ➵ woowoo]: i want to get drunk, wooseok. like. so drunk i don't know who i am where i am nor which year it is.
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jihopng · 4 months
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key2earth,
she gives him a small punch in the arm to punctuate her point, canines in her grin a sharp foreshadowing. "chill, dude, i don't—okay, i do bite, but only where you're down with it! how wild do you wanna look?" a wiggle of her eyebrows, teasing back, "how much of the dean can your gpa take?"
"i mean, can you even die? if you spend your whole life sipping on someone, then that's basically like, elixir of youth-slash-life essence-slash-power up of the century? jesus, ziying. i might have to hide you in my room after this. what if —" he leans in, whispers. "—they find out about it? like, are they going to... allow you? like, you're too powerful and all of that. but on other hand, if you want to use that power, well, i'm backing you up."
his chatter is only there to put a mask over the insecurity that brews inside his heart. not one that concerns him, or his wellbeing once her fangs sink into his flesh, but for the lack of knowledge as to how she will react. there is a quiver of his lower lip, followed by a deep, most definitely dramatic sigh as he puts an end to whatever bullshit the books are saying by simply — closing them. in the end, they won't know if any of the things wrote in those books hold true or not until they actually go for it. it's an experiment, after all. they're anomalies; wouldn't be the first time a building was totalled due to their kind.
jiho pinches the soft skin of his forearm once or twice, preparing himself for the inevitable. there is a faintest hint of rose across his cheeks with each inch of her coming closer to him, despite his efforts of remaining calm. "every other guy would be going, like, crazy right now, you know? a girl who wants to bite him without even going on a date first. sooo not something i dreamt about, at least once." he raises his arm then, points to a single spot. "i'm joking, i'm joking. it's just here? let's go for a tiny bite, first. i don't know how this whole mojo is gonna work out. and i can't fail my year... again."
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jihopng · 4 months
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freak accidents happen all the time, they just take a different shape.
it's something that jiho has gotten used to. here and there: the look of fear, a bruise, a batter, a pain that runs deep to his bone and spreads through him, the tissue process of tissue reconstructing alike a paradoxical dance between relief and suffering, the warmth emerging from it only amplifying the agony, as a reminder how bittersweet it is to be gifted with such an ability. and he pushes through it enduring the trauma with a resilience and a smile — usually curled up on the ceramic tile of the shower, using too much water & successfully ignoring wooseok's relentless knocking on the door.
however — now he is in the middle of the park, with almost an hour shared between him and the bench he's seated on, and the realization that he's been stood up by whom he imagined to be the perfect date has started hitting him in the face with a slap as harsh as collision of two trains heading straight at each other. except that this time, there is no solace for jiho to seek, or a blanket to hide underneath until the feeling of embarrassment evaporates. except that this time, the pain he carries lays solely within the heart; even if he dares not stand up, fearing that his good legs would give out.
he should have known it's stupid. humans always find out.
fingers trace letters across the light-up screen of his phone, finding a way towards his friend's chatbox. though one step away from sending in a crying photo, he settles on simple complaining.
[sms ➵ woowoo]: (╥_╥) [sms ➵ woowoo]: tell me you're free…… [sms ➵ woowoo]: i need uuuu wooseok ]sms ➵ woowoo]: (sharing location) [sms ➵ woowoo]: save me…
@dichotomousvariable
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jihopng · 4 months
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"i mean, in hindsight, it's a good idea."
picture --- jiho enjoying an unconventional comfort, lounging across the older's bed, finding comfort after he has so confidently invited himself inside. there's empty bags of chips discarded on the ground, crumbs and his phone around him, a can of fizzy drink on the bedside table, and an additional opened bag in his hand. he munches on the food leisurely, a carefree grin across his lips. his conduct and surrounding show little of it, though in reality he is deep in thought, pondering upon gangcheori's possibilities and imagining a beautiful win within their grasp.
he wants to win. he really, really does: but there's this hint of insecurity to his voice.
"there's some rather creepy abilities out there, jaehyun. throwing me around like a cannonball is the least weird thing anyone would see. and it's worth the try., i think."
@13elmst
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jihopng · 4 months
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🌿🍒!
🍒: last text sent
[ sms ➵ woowoo ]: idk if the jjajangmyeon leftovers in fridge were yours [ sms ➵ woowoo ]: i ate it all... ㅋㅋ [ sms ➵ woowoo ]: tomorrows dinner is on me [ sms ➵ woowoo ]: don't kill me woowoowooo... (꜆꜄ᴗ͈﹏ᴗ͈)꜆꜄꜆
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jihopng · 4 months
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* ✉️    —    LETTERS TO SANTA !
rafael, i love how you got your life together, or how you at least keep everything to seem like it. like, you came all the way here to SUA which is on other end of the planet and like, did you even know anyone? that definitely shows dedication, right? i don't think i'd have the guts to go to america and leave everything behind me just like that, my family, my friends... but that also just shows you want to work on your future, too? i think my parents would love to have you as their son. if they knew you, they'd tell me 'look up to your senior, jiho. see how things can be done, when you want to get things done?' and really, maybe i do look up to you. and i love watching you play for our university. you're always like five steps ahead of everyone and i've nooooooo idea how you do it in the heat of moment. like, with everything piled together, there's nothing else to say but that you are really hecking cool. not a secret admirer, jiho.
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jihopng · 4 months
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🥚 what's your drink of choice?
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"soo... you take soju and you take fanta and you mix them together and you get this orang-y drink that tastes real good. and, like, everyone's always like jiho that's gross, but that's fine. more for me at the end of the day and no one's gonna go all klepto on my drinks."
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jihopng · 4 months
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🥚 if you could spend the day in the shoes of a fellow student, who would it be and why?
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"— what if i said you? not because you're a girl and i want to know what it's like to be a girl for a day, of course. that's just weird and i'm so not weird. i just think it'd be nice to be artistically gifted and — and — that in combination with your powers? it just seems like endless possibilities for some fun. i'd say i'm jealous, even. but, we'll keep that a secret between just the two of us."
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jihopng · 4 months
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🥚favourite member on the team?
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he stares: a trueness sparkling within his eyes, corroborated by the light laughter that passes between jiho's lips so easily. "well, obviously, the — captain." testimony to it, even, the sheer amount of bottles surrounding him — which definitely didn't come out of the younger's pockets. "he may seem like he cares a lot whether we win or lose and like he hates us... it if we lose but, man. he makes sure we're all okay at the end of the day. he's like my big brother? that's what big brothers are like, right? kicks your ass but still wants the best for you. yeah, i'd take a bullet for jaehyun. or two. or the whole mag, even!"
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jihopng · 4 months
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DEAR STUDENTS,
‘tis the season indeed, because on top of the usual holiday cheer, today marks exactly one month of anomalyhqs! woohoo! to celebrate, the admin team is releasing a christmas themed ask meme! please REBLOG THIS POST if you’d like to participate, and remember to send a prompt to everyone who’s reblogged this too! as per our rules, ask memes also count towards activity, so we hope this lessens the burden for those of you who are busy celebrating! the admin team would also like to take this time to thank every single one of you for your continued — and may we say, growing! — interest in anomalyhqs, and for making all of this possible! as we have said previously, you are truly the framework of this roleplay, and we couldn’t have done any of this without all of you! thank you for sharing your lovely muses with us, and we hope to see more of it for months and more months to come! but enough yapping — onto the good fun! merry christmas and happy hanukkah to all who celebrate, and as always, stay super! ♡
* 🎁    —    CHRISTMAS GIFTS !
aw shucks, you didn’t have to !    it’s a gift to give, and boy does the sender have a present for you! write a short drabble about the gift you’ve gotten the sender ( either the receiver making / shopping for it, thinking of what to get them, or handing it to them! ), or come up with a small playlist or moodboard that best describes the receiver’s relationship with the sender! and before you ask: yes, you can give coal if you really want to!
* 🌿    —    UNDER THE MISTLETOE !
ugh, that darn weed !    you’re caught shoulder to shoulder in the doorway with the sender, and the only way to avoid the bad luck is to share your super secret text messages! along with the mistletoe emoji, send 🍒 for the last text the receiver sent to the sender, 🥀 for a 3am drunk text the receiver sent to the sender, and 🎀 for a gossip, true or false, that the receiver almost let slip to a curious current member about the sender!
* ✉️    —    LETTERS TO SANTA !
hey santa, what about a gazillion dollars ?    sure thing, kid! we’ll hand it to you only if you draft up a totally honest, no nonsense letter to the sender about the receiver’s truest, deepest feelings about them — y’know, the things they’d never be caught dead saying! ever held your tongue? now’s the time to let it loose!
* 🥚    —    SPIKED EGGNOG !
oh wow, that’s strong !    the eggnog’s been spiked, but you’ve taken too big a gulp to back out now! senders, along with the egg emoji, send the receiver any question you’re dying to know — we all know that alcohol is the greatest truth serum, and the receiver’s drank too much of it to lie!
* ☃️    —    SNOWBALL FIGHT !
hey, who threw that ?!    the new season’s coming up, so you know what that means — the new rally’s soon! senders, send in your house loyalty along with the snowman emoji! receivers, if yours is the same, it means the sender’s tagged you into their fight with a bunch of heckling fans from opposing teams! if yours is different — hell, maybe the sender’s the heckling fan after all! write a drabble or highlight reel of how you think the fight will go! sic ‘em!
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jihopng · 5 months
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here's the thing: all of the badly written 90's american movies set on the campus have taught jiho that this would be an unique, never-repeated-in-lifetime type of an experience; hangovers, breakups, dating, kissing strangers and everything else that comes neatly packaged into that stereotype, pink bow on top and all. that university is this magical land of social opportunities and questionable endeavors that he would think upon in his distant future, reminiscing of the days when his spirit was youthful and wild. harsh reality is that three years passed in blink of an eye, head buried deep inside tear-stained medical study books, green scrubs, labworks and countless of repeated exams. and sure, his weekends have been filled with inefficacious alcohol and bursts of eardrums, but he's never imagined that that… would be it.
naturally, when ziying approached him, confident stride and an eye smile, his thoughts wandered in one too many different routes, scenarios and ideas bursting with imagination — and maybe, in this timeline, icarus dons the semblance of kim jiho, soaring as high as possible and meeting the cold, hard ground in the next second (thankfully for jiho, he just watches as every bone and cut come back together before his eyes, as if they never even happened). after months, it's not an expected, sudden love confession that passes between her lips. it's a proposal: an experiment, even. he laughs his imagination off agrees to her idea, because of course he would. there isn't a better person in all of sua to agree to it, after all.
the landing mat covered corner of the gymnasium offers a seating to both and he places few 'inner working of anomalies' type of books around them, frowning upon realization just how... thin they are. being an anomaly doesn't really come with a handbook; or at least one without prejudice. he underlines some key words, such as 'unconsciousness', 'danger to physique and outer world' and of course, 'death'. then, he frowns more.
"with how grim these are, you'd think they'd be written by a human," he makes a passing comment. "but — i should be fine, unless you go all, like, crazy edward cullen on my neck and tear me apart. uh... you're not gonna do that, right? i was never team jacob, by the way. vampires all the way. woo." a small smile, his eyes drifting towards her slowly, expression of judgement in his eyes — merely teasing. "ziying, you don't think we can get... like... expelled? for doing this... here?"
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jihopng · 5 months
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obviously, the first person he's thought of when receiving a tip for a supposedly crazy party that's promising to change their entire lives is hyunjoo. of course, he's forwarded it to her, accompanied with a dozen smileys and just the cutest stickers as a plea to go together — alas, after a dozen messages and no reply, there is only one thing that kim jiho can come to think of.
(aside the fact that something bad may have happened and that the last ever message he's sent her is a near-pathetic plea.)
so there he is, with clock hitting 10pm on a weekday's night, making his way to the red hall, the fence that surrounds the building more specifically, far away from its actual entrance, trying to find just the spot. he remembers the last time he's tried it like a proper university law abiding citizen — the security guard telling him to move along and how he doesn't have anything to search for here. it's unusually dark, he notices and the coldness of december bites his cheeks in a manner he doesn't particularly enjoy. though, neither are successful in deterring him from this top secret mission he's set his course on, for better or worse.
so there he is, with all the grace of a new-born fawn, climbing and taking a leap over the fence, an unwarranted amount of confidence coursing through his veins, a heroism that is only befitting this massive feat. limbs flail, his balance teeters on the seesaw of disaster; evident to everyone that his endeavour has been doomed from the start. with a foot left high mid-air, gravity itself conspires against him, thus orchestrating a charming descent: jiho meets the hard, cold ground, his face greeting it first, a loud thud echoing throughout the air. luckily —  it's only the fence that stands as a sole witness to this... spectacle, as he dusts off his bruised head. he raises both of his middle fingers towards the metal piece. it doesn't stop him, though; a pop of limb and some amount of pulsating pain has never stopped him in, well, anything.
instead, he continues onward, counting second floor — one, two, three… and fourth window. jiho grins then, his face adorned with a wide smile & his voice piercing through the otherwise dead silence —
"hyunjoo… the-best-ever-and-totally-the-only-visonary-to-be-trusted-in-my-life-ever-and-forever noh hyunjoo!! wake up, like, now!!"
@futureversed
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Favorite WAYNE moments requested by our followers ↳ anonymous: the “hey dummy” scene
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jihopng · 5 months
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*please note that this blog is a sideblog to redlike so i cannot follow anyone back!
things i shouldn't be: this. things i'm doing: this. i'm bringing in my second character; kim jiho, who i feel is a lot more approachable than hanbi and definitely far sillier in comparison! definitely a bit of a comedic relief character so!! as per usual, information underneath the cut and you can read his brief about page here xoxo
only child, born to a human mom and an anomaly having dad!
his mother has always been on the sickish side, so they lived off of a single salary, which wasn't much when you consider the fact it was a construction worker's paycheck (and his dad was basically getting overworked bc of course the employer would exploit the fact that their worker cannot get hurt on the poorly secured construction sites...) in spite of it, jiho has a genuinely normal upbringing and a loving family.
as per law of nature, and his dad being a registered anomaly, he was being monitored like always. and for a bit jihoparents were thinking that their son is simply a human, and that he will live a normal life but of course there is always an of course
*tw car accident* when he is 4 years old, he's slippery and hyperactive and so he runs after his ball into open road. a passing car hits him and he's like, a preschooler and a car is a car so. he's badly hurt and there's drama and. well. the nasty wound on his face closes on its own and eventually his broken bone heals on its own. soo that is how the big news is broken to his parents that jiho did in fact inherit his dad's sturdiness aka a regenerative healing factor! at least it's something helpful and at least his mom doesn't have to worry about him hurting himself?
anw. gets lowkey bullied through school for being a loser and having an anomaly because it's lowkey freakish in kids' eyes ??? but also the bullying is kinda??? literally why are u bullying n doing all of that extra shit to someone who can't get hurt BUT ANYWAYS it pissed other teens off how he would stand up even after getting a whole chair broken on him so. never back down never what? never give up. it's like that two goats on a bridge story. literally jiho all u had to do was remain there on the ground and pretend youre broken . alas...
skip forward. third year in his nursing degree on a full scholarship (his application letter was a really, really nice sob story. no ai) bc he wants to help his mom and in general wants to help people. feels lowk guilty that both him and his dad are in perfect health while she's always struggling. tried applying to gangcheori as a yin, but then the administrative facility looked at him like "you good?" and put him in yang. he shrugged it off. he just wants to be involved x
however, if youre wondering how did he get this far and how is he maintaining his scholarships? damn.. me too. seemingly with no work ethic at all and takes things wayyy too casually for his own good. you look at him and you're like damn... HE is gonna draw my blood??? but in reality he is very dedicated .. when he wants to be. n he's doing it for his mom. yes. mom's boy. look away...
libra sun gemini moon cancer rising and if i know anything from twitter its that libra men are to be avoided??
genuinely someone who's always positive and joking around, trying to make the mood good even if the apocalypse is happening around him. a little bad with social cues (you're crying because of a failed exam that's totally going to end your entire career life forever and ever and he's telling you about this fish with a massive forehead he's seen on tv and how the XYZ-class professor is forehead twinning with the fish), will definitely tell you he shares birthday with eminem, doesn't really take people mad at him seriously until it's last second. laid back. unserious. social anxiety fears him: the character. blame it on him getting hit on the head one too many times and some stuff not healing properly. it's easier to explain it like that
always around the campus doing SOMETHING..in everyone's business, nosey men epidemic and hes a victim of it. avid tiktok user. addicted to tetris + sugar
content of his messenger bag: timetable, study books, painkillers (for others), snacks (for himself), chili powder, dry food (for campus stray cats), wallet, entangled headphones, hand sanitizer, a singular pencil (questionable if it works), a hot wheels batman car, bandages + bandage scissors, glow stick, failed lottery tickets, keys.
his anomaly is regenerative healing factor! it can range from a scratch healing almost instantly like it never happened, over getting stabbed and then continuing to classes, to him regrowing a limb a-la deadpool 2 style over the span of a month or two. just don't try it because his powers don't actually nullify pain, meaning that everything still hurts like hell and he will cry. power is kinda op so there's more limitations on his mini dossier !!
as far as plots go, obviously always down for brainstorming but here's some stuff i came up with !!
while he's in yellow hall i still haven't actually placed him in a room so if anyone wants a roommate lmk!! very much gen v lizzie coded where he does have a whole minifridge with snacks and alcohol he carefully snuck in, is always ready for a party and will be your personal hypeman. hangs on his maximum brightness phone late into the night ...
like i said he's always around on campus and actually he's always skateboarding! so he keeps running into your muse... again and again and at some point they BOTH start thinking the other is doing it on purpose but it's literally a coincidence???
or.. in typical jiho loser fashion he falls down while skating. scrapes his cheek against the pavement. his leg is twisted. your character runs up to him because what the fuck. except jiho just twists his leg back and smiles as his face comes clean again. but your character was sooo worried so they owe him a get better meal now
in same breath, your character knows that jiho can heal and nothing will happen to him if in dangerous situations so they pay him to beat someone up? except he can't really fight BUT he takes the money anyway...
god help you if the person who came to your mind for fake dating so that one weirdo leaves you alone is jiho but he will try his hardest to be the best fake boyfriend ever even if it really does look fake as hell because bro's never even held hands
yellow hall and gangcheori friends! like i said he's easy to be friends with so anything goes
he feeds any cat he can come across of around yellow hall (and elsewhere.) so someone who is maybe also doing it? like damn we are really overfeeding them... or someone who's like. a hater ... why are you teaching the cats to make a home here theyre all strays
drinking buddies except it takes him so much to get drunk that you've also made a pact where jiho is gambling as to who can outdrink him and he always wins so you share the money
🌿 buddies except it takes him so much to get high that you're wondering why is he even trying to do it???
anyways. jihocore
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also for current event! jiho will be attending the blue hall afterparty because he does not own a single piece of fancy clothes. probably doing kegstands somewhere in the corner. daring people to get drunk with him. getting into fights with drunk people? and / or helping getting the drunkards to dorm rooms so they're safe
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