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jiaoxian · 14 days
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jiaoxian · 14 days
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and then they'll be criticizing napoleon and be like "HES NO GREAT MAN"
like bro get some help and stop rambling
Men will study the Kabal and calculate the number of the beast rather than go to therapy
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jiaoxian · 14 days
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"balaga" is such a funny song. here comes a character we've never heard of before. there's an entire song about how cool he is, and it kicks ass. then he's never mentioned again.
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jiaoxian · 14 days
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do you ever wake up and your brain is like SONYA IS GOOD, NATASHA IS YOUNG AND eurydice was a hungry young girl... (NINAROSARIOTHEBARRIO'SBEST!) heather... heather... heather... DIVORCED BEHEADED DIED veronica? veronica??? VERONICA!!! ...and MR HERMES THAT'S ME! (...naomiiiiii...rodrigueeez...) beetlejuicebeetlejuicebeetlejuice HEY BALAGA HO BALAGA HEY HEY HO BALAGA... AND LAFAYETTE ANDREY ISN'T HERE!!! DIVORCED BEHEADED SURVIVED (i am usnavi and you probably never heard my name) and what about pierre... what about pierre... what about pierreeeee... AND PEGGY!
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jiaoxian · 20 days
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OH MY GOD I LOVE THIS AAAAA THIS IS SO SWEET IT MADE MY DAY
penny lamb but when she gets revived she brings with her little bits of the rest of the choir
she’s naturally drawn to the ocean just a little bit more
she starts understanding poetry just a little bit quicker
learning new languages becomes just a little bit easier
cats like her just a little bit more
everything tastes just a little bit sweeter
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jiaoxian · 25 days
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Brussels is glowing Part Deux - lovely little bookstore we walked into
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jiaoxian · 28 days
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I DONT WANT A MASSAGE I WANT TO BE ROLLED THROUGH A PASTA MACHINE LIKE LASAGNA
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jiaoxian · 29 days
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OMG THE PLANT
sorry, but this is also sickeningly cute -
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like. this is how thee baddest bitch at sherman oaks high flirts with his girlfriend? listening to her and taking her advice? sending her plant selfies? dreamboat behavior.
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jiaoxian · 29 days
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my flabbers be gastin every day fr
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jiaoxian · 1 month
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feyd-rautha, after paul used the voice on the reverend mother: i could take him the emperor: yeah, in a fight, right? feyd-rautha: the emperor, quietly: in a fight, right?
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jiaoxian · 1 month
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is this anything
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jiaoxian · 2 months
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A Burst of Light, Audre Lorde
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jiaoxian · 2 months
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Ripley — seven mercies
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jiaoxian · 2 months
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The Talented Mr. Ripley | 1999, director Anthony Minghella
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jiaoxian · 2 months
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Paul: “may thy knife chip and shatter”
Feyd, internally: what the fuck? He’s got a signature gang sign before a fight AND a catch phrase? I usually skip straight ahead to killing people. Does he always do this? Is it weird I’m not doing this? Okay what is my response going to be? You know if I win this fight I’m absolutely using this on the next guy. Oh shit everybody is looking at me, quick say something
“May THY knife chip and shatter” fucking nailed it Feyd…
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