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brgmttea
Bergamot Tea ☕
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It's gotta be you.
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we were the best
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𝕊𝕒𝕔𝕣𝕖𝕕 𝕊𝕡𝕒𝕔𝕖 ♡
time-is-restored
i agree unreservedly
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this has been Sex with me (2024). penis effects provided by Jim Henson's Creature Shop
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ever since i was a little girl i knew i wanted to be a stressed adult male protagonist splashing water on his face in the bathroom
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Sugardaddy/sugarbaby relationship but the one with money is an annoying 23 year old who like, made a successful app in college or something, and the poor one is a 40-something single dad with medical debt who was just 'made redundant' at his soul-killing job. Mmmmm-hmmmm.... Thinking about this.
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love it when butterflies try to camouflage themselves but I can still see them like omgggg little do you know I can see many shades and colors and can tell many shapes apart very quickly…. could eat you right now if I wanted
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i want that twink dealt with but not necessarily destroyed as i may have use for his conniving eunuch ways later
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Dog toy plushies have fundamentally different souls than that of regular plushies. Unlike regular plushies, which are content with just existing (and just go to regular heaven when they get destroyed and don’t mind being resurrected), dog toys seek Valhalla. This is why you don’t need to feel bad when your dog/cat/especially strong bird rips it to shreds, because this was the warriors death they were seeking all their life
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what the fuck is a salesforce. we're briefly alive for a few violent decades
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and sometimes its Plaids which are just Stripes but layered on top of each other
working as an apparel print designer will put you in the silliest situations like for example the coworker I sit next to everyday? his job is Stripes
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