way to go tiger!!!! higher and higher!!! wilder and lighter!!!! for you!!!

Just met my niece for the first time 🥹 I’m already so in love with her. She’s Taurus sun Capricorn moon, I’m Capricorn sun Taurus moon… I hope she grows to love me back 🥰

my poor sister in law is still in labor, can the universe please get this baby out into the world for her sake and also mine because i’m IMPATIENT

okay my brother just called and said my sister in law is experiencing more labor symptoms so NOW it’s auntie time!!!!! let’s goooo!!!

okay my brother just called and said my sister in law is experiencing more labor symptoms so NOW it’s auntie time!!!!! let’s goooo!!!

time for bedtime snack(mucinex, nyquil, ibuprofen, breatherite, phlonase)!!!!

you don’t simply eat trader joe’s cookie butter ice cream, you make sweet love to it

wow wow wow i can’t believe i actually got this internship. i was not feeling confident after the interview, they literally had me writing code on a whiteboard and i’m used to using a computer where i can i test it as i go…. im still in shock lol

if i become president of the world i will make it illegal to be under 5’2” because i’m 5’9” and short people make me uncomfortable. this includes children

i personally have not seen much of a resemblance between myself and my brother but according to my boyfriend we are identical? like what am i not seeing?

delivering 5 guys to my apartment at 9am because i have a sinus infection and i deserve nice things

GRAVE CONVERSATIONS with David Dastmalchian

Rasputin survived the majority of his assassination, including several beatings, stabbings, poisonings, a firing squad, cinnamon burns, having to watch a Lars von Trier movie, and being fed to a shark. Had he been fed to it whole instead of diced, he may yet have survived.

idk if y’all understand what this means to me, i’ve left behind an entire career to enter a new professional industry in an awful job market and i have been grinding and grinding for months and now finally i have my foot in the door!!!! i’m like in shock

GUYYYYYS OMG I GOT AN INTERNSHIP

GUYYYYYS OMG I GOT AN INTERNSHIP

ANOTHER BIG BRAINED RAHUL KOHLI TAKE

I will not rest until I find the cure for insomnia

in hindsight thank god she was not born on this day because i can see it now… a regular child’s birthday party and then that weird woman in the corner (me) going nonverbal

If she’s born after midnight her birthday will be 4/20