17-year-olds working in fast food with their 33-year-old bestie:

Took a shower now I'm 42% less evil

i need yall to realize that you can be bisexual with a preference

we really need to start telling people ‘dont feed the trolls’ again because ragebaiting is getting like. disturbingly effective on the internet again even to young people who should know better

ok but seriously why is “much older internet friend uses you as their personal suicide hotline” such a universal experience for kids on the internet. fyi for any kids/teens following me if an adult tries to make you be their therapist just flat out block them you dont have to explain yourself or try to reason with them and ur not responsible for their mental well-being. just block them

oversharing online is so important cus like what if someone needed to know that

Yall was discussing with some Canadians earlier so

pioneering something called "gritted teeth optimism" where everything is gonna turn out okay even if i have to bite and claw and gnash my way through it

I GO TO THE DISCOTHEQUE AND EVERYONE IS AFRAID OF ME

honestly we don't need more stem majors we need people who sit under bridges and attack you when you try to cross