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jesytr · 15 days

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❛ jokes with punch lines can be painfully funny. ❜

" if ya' good at jokes. " she smoothed over easily enough. adding five packets of sugar to her caffeinated drink. not quite liking the idea of a plain Jane chai tea. though her foot tapped nervously against the floor. the reminder that JOHNATHON CRANE WAS STILL OUT THERE. She fiddled around with her drink long enough to appear fixated. her mind wrapped around the WHAT IFS.

" he's still out there ya' know. probably slinkin' about Arkham like a manged cat , or - or out in the streets lookin' fer me. " since her last incident confronting Crane led to her kidnapping and downwind exposure to society after being tortured she had become paranoid, " ya'd know if ya had a target on your back right? " she pressed into her drink. not really drinking it but cradling it in her hands nonetheless.

the bulb in the room seemed to flicker in florescents and her eyes went wide at the mixed pattern of light. Shooting her back into her memories. breathing in sharply as her mind tried it's best to project fears into her veins, remembering the time she spent in Crane's care, " it ... It's... " she trailed off before her body threatened to shut down, " what ? " she was hearing words whispering in her ear about that darker night.

#♦️//: ooc. ( im bent out of shape backwards and forewards. )#( jokethur )#this ones a bit shorter but shes having flashbacks #shes both vengeful but fearful of crane to an extent due to what happened #which we have yet to write about bdfhgss

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jesytr · 15 days

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Going to try to do some drafts. Though i had some drinks so we'll see.

#♦️//: ooc. ( im bent out of shape backwards and forewards. )#tw alcohol mention #just two drinks but im a lightweight soo #ive been missing my harley rp #but ive also been lacking muse for comics rp since between here and roleplayer.me i have alot of comics rps.#but i also feel like i missed my HQ here #my HQ over at rper.me is more the comics harls and doesnt have the original background my HQ here has

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jesytr · 1 month

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That’s why I do things… to feel good.

Lori Williams | Faster, Pussycat! Kill! Kill! | 1965

#alcohol tw #♦️//: study. about. ( youre a doctor not a lawyer . )

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she felt warmer the moment his jacket cascaded across her shoulders. she pulled her hair up past the collar and tossed it down across her back and out of the way. saying a quick thanks. those faulty vents couldn't threaten to chill her down to the bones anymore.

" nah , he was sneaky - " harley snuck the laptop back towards her and rotated it back around once arthur got a good look at him. she recalled this ex of hers , " freddy always liked the girls a couple grades above. he had a way o' makin' me look dumb when I couldn't catch 'em in the act. if the IRS could find 'em he'd weasel his way outta a tax fraud, or a eviction notice in a heartbeat. " she chewed her bottom lip. tasting bubblegum stained lip tint against her teeth.

squinting at the screen she furrowed her brows and continued to look through his Facebook page. having understood that some people did stalking as a living day job. she rested her cup of coffee in both hands before hues lit up like a jack rabbit, " I got a good idea.. it involves toilet paper n' a carton of eggs. " she was fully committed into wrecking his front yard once she found out his home address, " they outta leave out where ya' live. Just about anybody could drive by n' tee - pee your house. " she could've hunted harder, but she felt like she knew Arthur's answer already,

" c'moooon ~ " she set her sights on old school revenge, " it ain't everyday I find the guy that deserves it. n' we won't get caught cause we can play it safe. drive off n' all that after we wreck the yard. " wait until it would get dark and revert back into teenagers in the moonlight.

“ How do I show people that I’m more than my unethical career choice? ”

the light splatter of rain splitting down from the skies could be heard battling against the curved roof of the cafe's exterior. interior - dressed perfectly to sustain the crippling weather. though harley doubted she'd feel the sun again as it had already been days with cloudy visibly nasty weather. it has been awhile since she sat across from Arthur with her ordered caffeine. sugaring down two extra packets into her cold drink - sprinkling in the sugar. caribou had always been the more local hotspot for a quick stop.

the cool iced latte sat in her pink and blue chipped nails. she pulled the straw towards her mouth before taking a drink and feeling the coffee slide down past her teeth and tongue. she didn't exactly feel like she'd need another chance at getting a nice drink elsewhere. coffee being her main sense of energy those days.

" speaking from experience, " she turned her hands over across her hair. adjusting the blonde strands and pulling out her buns. not quite liking the way the cold vents drained down on her. chilling up and down her spine. pulling back the plastic recycled drink and adjusting her long red sleeves past her wrists. sliding them up to her fingers, " your first major job always ends up being the unethical choice. " fingers brushed through the ends of recently dyed blonde locks. though her roots were missed. revealing brown roots.

" though I ain't no expert on becoming a role model on a whim. " she tilted her head and her eyes lit up as she found the page she was looking for on her small Mac. beaming like a little kid eating sweets, or popcorn, or cotton candy. something sugary and redefined. like a sweet toothed smile. she hovered above the lit screen. her fingers tapping away before she gasped and nodded, " that's the guy! " she spit out a bit too loudly. catching the attention of a certain caribou customer who missed it the first time when they yelled out, ' Carla ! ' her monotone stare somewhat posed into awful scrutiny. though her son caught her sleeve and pointed out the barista holding a iced tea. turning her back and quickly deciding attention elsewhere.

" that's him alright. " she said again. her voice less pitched and mellowed as she spun the laptop around and pushed it towards arthur. Palms faced up. her smile pulled up out of determination and a reminder that it was much more easier to find people on facebook from ten years ago than she once assumed, " that's my ex. the one that broke up with me at some upscale restaurant on my birthday. " she spoke proudly enough that she had found him, but there was a bitter tone when she described her breakup. her eyes rolling as she added, " and he couldn't be bothered ta' pay 'em either. couldn't afford it. left me with the check n' a box of leftovers. "

#( jokethur )#♦️//: ooc. ( im bent out of shape backwards and forewards. )#i dont remember all of your tags but caribou and Minnesota - i actually live in Minnesota! :DD #tbh harley would do something like tee pee her exes house #she just needs an excuse to mess with him and this is the best way

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jesytr · 1 month

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♦️//: BUDDY & LOUISE THE HYENAS.

#( my edits. )#sorry about the distorted image it does that with the ai #but if you imagine how HQ views the world after her traumtic experience getting kidnapped by Jonathan crane and tormented ( part of my ma #- verse to be plotted out ) then youd see how she sometimes get things warped so this is like a physical preview into her minds eye?#also the third hyena was stolen from the zoo eghtdbhhhlilollol

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jesytr · 1 month

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♦️//: GOTHAM VS HARLEY.

#my edit #♦️//: ooc. ( im bent out of shape backwards and forewards. )#found a new ai generator #only plays a couple seconds worth but still worth it so far #also i hc that hq carries around a pink umbrella that she got from her sister after college

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jesytr · 1 month

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#♦️: fc/bc.#fc #♦️study / about.

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jesytr · 1 month

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Mary Oliver, from “Hum Hum”, A Thousand Mornings

#♦️//: study. about. ( youre a doctor not a lawyer . )

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jesytr · 1 month

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#fc #♦️//: fc / bc. ( a jesters face only a mama could love ! )#♦️//: fc / bc 002.#bc

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jesytr · 1 month

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TIKTOK SENTENCE STARTERS PART 7

some of these are quotes from tiktok creators, and some are from various other forms of media that were popular audios/trends on tiktok

❛ I’ve slept with like 1/3rd of them. Some would call me a groupie. I would also call me a groupie. ❜

❛ What do you think about Celine Dion? Are you just done with her? ❜

❛ We can as a family just scroll through Grindr. ❜

❛ Oh no, someone’s driving by. Get small. ❜

❛ Is my butt juicy yet? I’m really looking for some instant gratification. ❜

❛ I can’t even control my emotions, how am I supposed to control a machine? ❜

❛ Who airdropped Markiplier!Jesus at the Shrek rave?! ❜

❛ The best way to get back at someone who wronged you is to live a happy life. But chemically I can’t do that. So I’m gonna fuck his dad. ❜

❛ I send my best emails unmedicated. ❜

❛ The mothman stole my catalytic converter in Point Pleasent, West Virginia. ❜

❛ Bigfoot ate all the bottles out of my recycling bin and called my mom a slut. ❜

❛ The chupacabra keeps stealing packages off my front porch and sending my wife suggestive text messages. ❜

❛ I don’t trust your physical therapist because she also said you move your hands like this and you get rid of ghosts.

❛ I see Gods law not as a restriction but as a challenge. Now give me the ranch! ❜

❛ Satan will have to dig deeper just to hold me! ❜

❛ We may be low income but we’re not low in c*m. ❜

❛ He says he only hangs out with you because there are more spiders in your house than average. ❜

❛ I am the silliest of enemies to have. I will make powerpoints disparaging your character, and I will keep this bit going for a minimum of five years. ❜

❛ I will not be silenced by the mailman. ❜

❛ If God didn’t want me to commit fatherless behavior he should have given my mother better taste in men. Now if you’ll excuse me, I have things to do. ❜

❛ Bro, they bell peppered downtown. Bro. They bell peppered it. How could you bell pepper my downtown? Bro, they bell peppered me. Dude, I got bell peppered. ❜

❛ When you’re sitting there mixing ice cream into ramen you can’t help but think “what if this is a prank? what if they put that there just to see if they can get me to eat it?” ❜

❛ Here’s the thing: future me? Rich. I believe in her. That bitch is wealthy. Current me? Broke, but I’ve got free time and I’m healthy-ish. So I’m booking trips to faraway places on that bitches credit card, and I am / will be my own sugar mama. ❜

❛ It seems like nobody wants to dabble in the dark arts anymore. It’s all candle spells and rosemary. ❜

❛ The other day I tripped over a lemon hex and dislocated one of my chakras. Thank god for those Reiki healing classes I took at the YMCA. ❜

❛I just don’t understand this younger generation of witches anymore. I mean, if you’re not in a cemetery after midnight summoning the spirits of your dead ancestors to seek vengeance on your landlord for raising the rent, then what are you doing? ❜

#♦️//: memes. prompts. ( ive had a long day i need more attention. )#memes

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jesytr · 1 month

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IDEAS FOR A DATE! ( A PROMPT LIST! )

now before i give this list, i want to address two things: 1) i'm enclosing a list of reasons for people to go on dates, because i want to, and also because there's some very good reasons for dates, and 2) i plan to write another list that's not as modern and contemporary, for my historical and fantastical and science-fictionally minded angels! for now, bon appetit: remember, your muses might be undercover, on a blind date, on a first date, matched online, a platonic date, trying to make other love interests jealous, like there are so many reasons, don't be shy, and DON'T ADD TO THIS LIST.

[ LEARN ]: the sender and receiver attend a class together (e.g. for cooking, baking, dancing, pottery, etc.) for a date.

[ ARCADE ]: the sender and receiver decide to visit an arcade together for a date.

[ DRINK ]: the sender and receiver meet each other at a bar for a date.

[ SANDY ]: the sender and receiver go to the beach together for a date involving strolling, a picnic, swimming and watching the sunset!

[ STRIKE! ]: the sender and receiver meet at a bowling alley for a date to practice their bowling skills.

[ MORNING ]: the sender and receiver decide to meet for a breakfast date rather than a dinner one.

[ FOREST ]: the sender and receiver take a weekend break in the woods, staying in a lovely cabin surrounded by nature.

[ TENT ]: alternatively, instead of finding a cabin to stay in for the night, the sender and receiver pack their tents and head out for a camping trip instead.

[ POPCORN ]: the sender and receiver opt for the classic date option of going to see a movie at the cinema together.

[ CAFÉ ]: going for a more relaxed option, the sender and receiver arrange to meet up for coffee and cake at a local café for a date.

[ MUSIC ]: finding tickets to their favorite band's concert, the sender and receiver head out for the night to listen to them play.

[ BICYCLE ]: the sender and receiver mount their bikes and head off to cycle in the countryside together.

[ DUO ]: the sender and receiver set up the bluetooth speakers and dance together in the peace of their own home to the sounds of their favorite songs.

[ DIY ]: the sender and receiver are about to go out for a date, but instead end up staying at home to complete a DIY project together.

[ ESCAPE ]: the sender and receiver attempt to solve an escape room together for a particularly exciting date.

[ COMMUNITY ]: the sender and receiver visit a local fair, festival, market or parade together for a date.

[ PLUS ONE ]: the sender and receiver put on their glad rags and attend a very fancy and prestigious event together.

[ WINNER ]: the sender and receiver set up a game night (card games, board games, video games, etc.) at home for their date.

[ GELATO ]: the sender and receiver head out to the best ice-cream parlour in town for a cold and sweet date.

[ SPEED ]: the sender and receiver go to a go-karting track for a particularly competitive date.

[ HIKE ]: the sender and receiver lace up their hiking boots and head out to a scenic hiking route together.

[ SADDLE UP ]: the sender and receiver take the reins and head out for a scenic horseback riding session together.

[ UP ]: the sender and receiver take an unforgettable ride in a hot air balloon for a date.

[ SING ]: the sender and receiver find a local karaoke bar and take turns singing solos and duets together.

[ PAGES ]: the sender and receiver find a cozy library-café and spend an enjoyable date reading books and drinking coffee together.

[ CHEF ]: deciding to stay in for the evening, the sender and receiver decide to make dinner together in the comfort of their own home.

[ HOLE IN ONE ]: the sender and receiver find a nearby mini-golf course and decide to play a few holes together.

[ MOVIE ]: the sender and receiver pick a few movies to watch for the evening and curl up on the sofa with some snacks to watch them together.

[ PAST ]: the sender and receiver go to a museum or an art gallery together to see the displays and get to know one another better.

[ CLUB ]: the sender and receiver get dolled up and go to a very popular and newly opened nightclub together.

[ PORTRAIT ]: the sender and receiver get canvases and paints and begin to paint one another at home, leaving plenty of peace and quiet to get to know each other.

[ AIM ]: the sender and receiver get suited up to go for a paintballing session together.

[ OUTSIDE ]: the sender and receiver get their nicest blanket, their favorite refreshments, and head out to a park for a nice relaxing picnic.

[ ITALIANO ]: the sender and receiver attempt to make their own pizzas at home together.

[ DINNER ]: the sender and receiver go to a nice restaurant together for a dinner date.

[ ROAD ]: the sender and the receiver embark on a long but worthwhile road trip together.

[ ROWING ]: the sender and receiver get into a rowboat together and guide the boat down the river.

[ QUICK ]: the sender and receiver meet one another for the first time at a speed dating event.

[ ROLLER ]: the sender and receiver put their roller-blades on and hit the rinks together.

[ RELAX ]: the sender and receiver head out to a luxurious spa resort together for some well-earned rest and massages.

[ COMFORT ]: the sender and receiver transform their home into a makeshift spa and give each other facials and massages for the evening.

[ STARS ]: the sender and receiver stretch out on the rooftop/lawn/back of a truck etc. for a night of star-gazing together.

[ WALK ]: the sender and the receiver go out for a nice, relaxing stroll together to see the sights.

[ POOL ]: the sender and receiver go out to the pool, beach or lake for a swimming session together.

[ SHARE ]: the sender and receiver split the evening in half to teach one another a skill that they're particularly good at (e.g. the sender teaching the receiver how to paint, etc.)

[ QUIZ ]: the sender and receiver go out together and find a local pub that's hosting a table quiz event, which they decide to enter.

[ AWAY ]: the sender and the receiver decide to indulge in a long vacation somewhere that they've both wanted to go for a long time.

[ BREAK ]: in the spirit of compromising, the sender and receiver book a nice quiet weekend break together.

[ SIP ]: the sender and receiver book tickets for a wine tasting event in a local vineyard.

[ SAIL ]: the sender and receiver go out on a yacht for the evening.

#♦️//: memes. prompts. ( ive had a long day i need more attention. )#memes

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jesytr · 2 months

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well.

#♦️//: ooc. ( im bent out of shape backwards and forewards. )#unfortunately brittany murphy ai photos arent geberaring her face that well anymore #like 98% dont look like her #so i might be sticking with lili a lot more.u.u

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jesytr · 2 months

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featuring : LUCY QUINZEL.

#♦️//: my edits #♦️//: sweet lil' cupcake : lucy quinzel.#♦️//: ooc. ( im bent out of shape backwards and forewards. )#shes got a love for dressing her daughter up in pink and she often times pulls her in for selfies on snapchat.#also lucy is either the joker's daughter ( secondary verse ) or the daughter of a mystery man named Jack who's personality and traits are -#based around the comic joker's ( main verse )

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jesytr · 2 months

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&. 𝐧𝐨 𝐩𝐮𝐧 𝐢𝐧𝐭𝐞𝐧𝐝𝐞𝐝: 𝐯𝐨𝐥𝐮𝐦𝐞 𝐭𝐨𝐨 𝐬𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐞𝐧𝐜𝐞 𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐫𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐬.

( inspired from the pun book from the last of us, here are some dialogue prompts of various puns. feel free to edit and change as you seem fit. )

❛ for a fungi to grow you must give it as mushroom as possible. ❜

❛ it doesn't matter how much you push the envelope. it'll still be stationary. ❜

❛ what did the mermaid wear to her math class? an algae bra. ❜

❛ people are making apocalypse jokes like there's no tomorrow. ❜

❛ why did the scarecrow get an award? he was outstanding in his field. ❜

❛ what did the triangle say to the circle? you're so pointless. ❜

❛ a book just fell on my head, i only have my shelf to blame. ❜

❛ i tried to catch some fog earlier. i mist. ❜

❛ i stayed up all night wondering where the sun went. then it dawned on me. ❜

❛ diarrhea is hereditary... it runs in your genes. ❜

❛ what did the green grape say to the purple grape? breathe, you idiot! ❜

❛ i'm reading a book on anti-gravity, and it's impossible to put down. ❜

❛ what is a pirate's favorite letter? tis' the c. ❜

❛ i wasn’t originally going to get a brain transplant, but then i changed my mind. ❜

❛ what washes up on tiny beaches? microwaves. ❜

❛ why are frogs so happy? they eat whatever bugs them. ❜

❛ i don't trust trees. they're shady. ❜

❛ i was going to tell you a pizza joke, but it's too cheesy. ❜

❛ i want to be cremated as it is my last hope for a smoking hot body. ❜

❛ there’s a new type of broom out. it’s sweeping the nation. ❜

❛ did you hear about the man who lost his left side? he’s all right now. ❜

❛ what do you call a bee that can't make up its mind? a maybe. ❜

❛ i tried to make a belt out of watches. it was a waist of time. ❜

❛ i got fired from the calendar factory, just for taking a day off. ❜

❛ did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda? he was lucky it was a soft drink. ❜

❛ tequila may not fix your life but its worth a shot. ❜

❛ why are there fences around cemeteries? because people are dying to get in! ❜

❛ thanks for explaining the word 'many' to me, it means alot. ❜

❛ i once ate a watch. it was time consuming. ❜

❛ why are teddy bears never hungry? they are always stuffed! ❜

❛ i don’t trust stairs because they’re always up to something. ❜

❛ never trust an atom, they make up everything! ❜

❛ i couldn't figure out how to put my seatbelt on, but then it clicked. ❜

❛ how do construction workers party? they raise the roof. ❜

❛ what do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary? a thesaurus. ❜

❛ when a clock is hungry, it goes back four seconds. ❜

❛ i made a pun about the wind but it blows. ❜

❛ it's hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs because they always take things literally. ❜

❛ what did the ocean say to the beach? nothing, it just waved. ❜

❛ i have a joke about chemistry, but i don't think it will get a reaction. ❜

❛ i'm on a seafood diet. i see food and i eat it. ❜

❛ why did the restaurant on the moon get bad reviews? it has no atmosphere.❜

❛ how do you organize a space party? you planet. ❜

❛ i once heard a joke about amnesia... but i forget how it goes. ❜

❛ the frustrated cannibal threw up his hands. ❜

❛ it takes guts to be an organ donor. ❜

❛ why is the mushroom always invited to parties? he's a fungi. ❜

❛ a guy walks into a bar... he was disqualified from the limbo contest. ❜

❛ jokes with punch lines can be painfully funny. ❜

❛ so what if i don’t know what apocalypse means? it’s not the end of the world! ❜

#♦️//: memes. prompts. ( ive had a long day i need more attention. )#memes

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“ Everything I want to do is illegal. ”

her apartment hadn't been set up for guests as it looked like a tornado had spat out clothes, paintings, and children's toys. all of which littered and filled up any available space. though the couch was roomy enough. and the patio door was left wide open to allow the hot breeze to cool off the complex. she'd blame it on the air conditioner not working, but truthfully she just didn't pay her bills yet.

a boisterous remark sounds from the spitting image of Harley's youngest, " mama - what does illegal mean ?? " she sets her big round baby blues on arthur, wiping her head to stare, but her mother just chuckles. at the curiosity of a six year old. placing a plastic chew toy that faintly smells after being bitten into several times over and telling her daughter to go get Buddy. she races out of the room to go find the deported hyena. yelling his name when she was out of sight. she had been accustomed to pets while she was just a baby - even the more exotic one's. they were as much Lucy's as they were Harley's. Though they seemed to favor Lucy after she was born.

" she's very smart. " she started in. brushing back her long disheveled blonde mess of hair behind her ears and eying the small hyena that entered the room. becoming hyper fixed at the wolf dog at Arthur's heels. sniffing and wagging his tail in greeting. though his only companion having been just humans thus far, " she gets that kinda special attention at school. . . though I been pushin' for a tutor. someone that could keep up with her. . . " she paused. searching and when she found it she said so, " talents. She's a few grades above her peers her age. "

she turned to frowning. her eyes looking all kinds of tired and scared and sad, overthinking before saying, " a doc told us she got some PTSD. from her father. still in her crib when a thug down 5th found out where Jack lived. left bullet holes in the ceilin'. she didn't get hurt, but doc said she'd need therapy. "

Abruptly her fingers started shaking and her hands came up to wipe away tears in her eyes as they stained her cheeks and rolled down in black mascara, " I ain't sure about it yet, but I'm thinkin' o' sendin' her to my sister's for awhile. think she'd be safer in a better place. it ain't right keepin' her here. "

she smeared her makeup with the back of her palm before pulling her daughter's attention back to her. though she was rough housing with bud. squealing away as the hyena slobbered into her hand, " go grab the ice cream from the fridge would ya'? the mint kind. In the back. "

#jokethur #♦️//: ooc. ( im bent out of shape backwards and forewards. )#using your Ask as an excuse for her to have a big talk about sending lucy out #which she will eventually do #also lucy is highly intelligent #but teenager lucy doesnt really apply herself #also they just have bud as a hyena here and theyll get lou later!#bud = buddy and lou = louise #feel free to control bud or lucy for your reply if you want!

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jesytr · 2 months

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#( my edits. )#♦️//: mama kissed you right on the snoot. ( bud & lou )#♦️//: ooc. ( im bent out of shape backwards and forewards. )#bud is short for buddy and lou for louise and she raised them from babies #though her selfie game is strong and she gets stares when she walks them down the street

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jesytr · 2 months

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#fc #♦️//: fc / bc. ( a jesters face only a mama could love ! )#bc #my edit #♦️//: ooc. ( im bent out of shape backwards and forewards. )#she would absolutely look exactly like this especially the makeup.#my HQ tends to change up her looks a lot and the color scheme usually is red/black -#but can change.

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