jesusonafrickinboat
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in my head the star wars equivalent of tswift is some human woman named tay’lor spiff or something and her stans are losing their minds over theories that she’s secretly a jedi singing about the horrors of war, even though she’s from a neutral system that hasn’t seen so much as a moral panic in 50 years
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note: am v aware i have horrible taste lol
#doesn't like watermelon#(only) likes overcooked broccoli#hates both the taste and smell of coffee#depends on the strawberries (some are really good but it's inconsistent) & which candy; but sometimes I can prefer artificial (always sweet#(crunchy broccoli = Bad Texture TM)#(other unpopular broccoli opinions: 1. I don't like the stems#2. I also don't like butter/cheese/etc on them. just salt (unless it's part of a dish like broccoli cheddar soup or chicken divan))
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Happy Autism Acceptance Month!
#autism acceptance month#autistic pride#actually autistic#listen to autistic voices#nothing about us without us#red instead#light it up red#light it up gold#do not support autism $peaks
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ok i wanted to remake that other poll with a longer time so more ppl could vote since i was curious
reblog etc etc
#black parade and danger days are tied for me (voted for tbp since I listened to it first) followed very closely by three cheers#I don't listen to most of bullets very often but I fuck with early sunsets over monroeville
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#I sleep with it down (unless it's already in braids - I don't specifically braid it for bed but if they're already in then they stay)#and then (bc I have a pillow between my headboard and the pillow I put my head on) I tuck my hair up between the#pillows to get it off my neck#I can't sleep with a ponytail or bun because if it's up it has to be UP (as in no hair can touch my ears) and that hurts my scalp if I#leave it like that too long. plus I keep my hair in a ponytail all day almost every day (unless I'm going somewhere and want it down or#I have braids in) and that hurts my scalp enough on its own so it's not happening at night#yay for sensory issues...#also my hair goes a couple inches below my shoulders so it's not too too long#and I somehow don't get knots either way. not entirely sure how since my hair is so thick but let's not look a gift horse in the mouth lol
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leave the answers in the tags
#grizzly bear#although I did homeschool / small independent school for the 2nd half of 10th grade through 12th grade (no mascot)#the school I went to for 6th grade through the 1st half of 10th grade's mascot was a grizzly bear
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#rubber bands!#it's works every time!#(also if it's something sticky like honey run it under hot water then use rubber bands!)
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Everyone please look at this snapping turtle, walking to the pond outside my house, still groggy from a 6-month nap.
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#sprained both ankles at once#never broken a bone#can sing a song in a language I'm not otherwise fluent in#been to at least one anime/game/comic convention [bronycon x6 & a local comic con]#I don't really have a favorite pokemon [just too many to choose from] but I'm the most nostalgic for the pokemon of gen 5 if that counts#actually won a toy at one of those rigged carnival games
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chrome just crashed and took years worth of tabs with it. i just don't even know what to do
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i mean it depends who's guarding the thing
text: You wouldn't steal a lightning bolt?
#thanks!#for context it's a reference to TLT and the ''Piracy. It's a Crime.'' video#I made the edit here ^ in 2018 lol#percy jackson#the lightning thief#percy jackon and the olympians#pjo#piracy it's a crime#you wouldn't steal a lightning bolt
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Surrender The Night — My Chemical Romance.
You surrender your heart,
I surrender every dream,
Every weapon you’ve got,
Every secret that I keep,
You can fight this all you want,
But tonight belongs to me.
#mcr#conventional weapons#cw is so insanely good#love this song#sparks against the railings / distant phantoms wailing / through the windshield sailing / with these airbags failing (!!!)
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Okay, that 'how you got here?' poll has got me curious.
Then put how you got here in the tags.
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my mom just tested positive for covid *internal anxious screaming*
the good news is that she's been wearing a KN95 mask ever since her partner tested positive on thursday (and he's been staying at his kid's house since ours is too small to really quarantine in), washing her hands + wiping down stuff she touches, and keeping away from us as much as possible. we've also had the air purifiers running full blast this whole time + keeping windows open as much as possible
the last time I took a test was friday and it was negative. I'll test again tomorrow/tuesday (unless I'm feeling too anxious, in which case I'll test again today & tuesday)
#it really doesn't help that a lot of my usual chronic illness symptoms are the same as covid symptoms [fatigue; headaches; etc] same with#some of the ways my anxiety shows up [chest tightness [which can lead to an occasional cough]; etc] so it's hard to tell if something's up#I guess I'll also test again on friday to make sure my mom didn't infect me#the issue is that she can't fully quarantine 1 bc our house is too small but also 2 bc my sister and I are disabled/chronically ill and#she's our caretaker#not to mention we only have 1 bathroom that I can use [there's a half bath in the basement but stairs are hard for me]. good news is that#there's an exhaust fan but I'm going to be wearing a mask in there anyways.#of course this comes JUST as I started to become less anxious that I could get covid :'(#my chest feels tight and I can't tell if it's all from anxiety or from breathing weirdly with my mask on earlier because I could feel air#escaping through the top ergo it could come in so I was like half breathing half holding my breath which my lungs weren't happy about#or if it's that I've been infected#I know some of it is anxiety [duh] but is that all it is?? I used my inhaler and it didn't get better so maybe that's it??? hhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
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y'all my mom's partner just tested positive for covid and I stg I will LOSE IT if I get it again
I had a semester from hell in the fall and I've been in a flare up this whole time (2 very physical studio art classes + 2 hours at the zoo in october = still haven't recovered) like, I had to take an incomplete last semester for the first time. I was supposed to graduate this semester by taking my last 3 classes but instead I can maybe only take 1
I was completely miserable in 2022 (when it was brought home to me), but I wasn't in a flare going into it. I fully lost my voice for a week and 2 of those days I couldn't even whisper bc my throat hurt so much. I already feel like total garbage without being sick
I'm like, actually worried that if I get it again now my health will be more seriously impacted than last time
edit: my mom tested negative, so hopefully that remains true. and hopefully I didn't get it anyway since my immune system is generally weaker than hers..
edit 2: I tested negative thank god. again, hopefully it stays that way
#everyone immediately put on masks when he tested positive and the windows/doors are open and we've got air filters running#and the entire bathroom + kitchen were wiped down plus doorknobs etc#but god only knows how long he's been contagious#I just.. I can't do this again#I wasn't hospitalized or anything in 2022 but my point is that I felt really really awful for 2 weeks and I've already been feeling#really really awful these last couple months
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is it a dollar fifty?
text: The Happy Hot Dog Man
#and here's the context for this one! XD#absolutely unhinged as seen on tv product#thank you!#calligraphy#the happy hog dog man#happy hot dog man#I can't seem to find the video but I stg I had a whole posting spree about this commerical#anywho
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