I reckon III loves to carry people around, which is even easier given the fact that he's a tree. Around children, like nieces and nephews and stuff, he will always have them on his shoulders or carrying them in the most incorrect ways but always safely. Also little bonus : he loves kids and kids love him. I mean come on, look at him, he's the cool uncle. He also throws them in the air and catches them. But he will carry anyone. Vessel koala style, IV bridal style, II potato sack style. And then he runs with them to scare them.

today is evil

Teeth are bullshit. What do you mean you’re decaying. Get a fucking grip. You’re a bone now act like it. You don’t see my finger bones decaying from jerking it too much now do you

the euphoria of clicking on a random youtube video about an obscure topic and then realizing it was made by a trans woman

i don’t even know where to look there are so many details (x)

my fave greek history story to tell is that of agnodice. like she noticed that women were dying a lot during childbirth so she went to egypt to study medicine in alexandria and was really fucking good but b/c it was illegal for women to be doctors in athens she had to pretend to be a man. and then the other doctors noticed that she was 10x better than them and accused her of seducing and sleeping with the women patients. like they brought her to court for this. and she just looked at them and these charges and stripped in front of everyone like “yeah. im not fucking your wives” and then they got so mad that a woman was better at their jobs then them that they tried to execute her but all her patients came to court and were like “are you fucking serious? she is the reason you have living children and a wife.” so they were shamed into changing the law and that is how women were given the right to practice medicine in athens

Forgive me Father, for I have sinned. (I accidentally clicked the wrong button on a Tumblr poll and incorrectly skewed the results.)

Dewether my beloved 😍

Spend little extra time on the first page of my new sketchbook. Worth it

listening to the song at max volume isn't enough I need to be laid in a sensory deprivation tank and have it just. playing. as the only thing I can hear and all I can think about.

Just in case anyone else needed to hear this today-

Your health is not your fault. You didn’t do anything to “deserve” this. And you are right, it isn’t fair. You are allowed to feel upset, hurt, angry and jealous that your health, body or mind disables you.

It’s not fair, and that sucks. You are allowed to scream about that as much as you need to.

I think it's crazy how the brain will remember things and then randomly store it away for a long ass time and then use it as part of a dream years later

with summer fast approaching, a quick reminder to not point out anyone's self-harm scars, burns, stomach rolls, stretch marks, cellulite, eczema, psoriasis, etc. and a reminder that if you have any of these, you're allowed to wear revealing clothing and swimsuits. you deserve to enjoy summer too.

get. his fucking tits out.

A little sass off between iii and ii (x)

Melbourne, April 18th '24