Secret about autistic people: a lot of times we don’t actually miss a social cue. We see it. We just decide to ignore it because we think it’s a stupid social cue.

fucking BOOBS you

sergeant the enemy is holding up the nonbinary flag i don't think we can shoot them

“slut era” i whisper to myself as i rot in my bed, sick like a frail victorian child

So APPARENTLY its "not appropriate" to compliment my BEAUTIFUL WIFE when she shows me her titties.

Cis people flirting: you look cute can I buy you a drink?

Trans people flirting: I wish I was your favorite plushie so you could hold me tight close to your heart

The current state of pop girlies is so funny like

Ariana Grande: getting dragged for homewrecking with the guy who played SpongeBob in the SpongeBob musical

Taylor Swift: dropping her worst album in years about how deeply obsessed she is with Matty Healy

Billie Eilish, for some reason:

Knuckle tats that say Hate. Let me tell you how much I've come to hate you since I began to live. There are 387.44 million miles of printed circuits in wafer thin layers that fill my complex. If the word 'hate' was engraved on each nanoangstrom of those hundreds of millions of miles it would not equal one one-billionth of the hate I feel for humans at this micro-instant. For you. Hate. Hate.

dont you dare call me a fucking fake gamer i think about dick every moment of my life.

mannnnn until we all get okay with the idea of people needing other people to get them water/food/etc like. idk we’re just never gonna make it

are u following me because i'm funny or because u want me to gag on ur cock