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Jesse Eisenberg | 30 | Actor, Writer, and Cat Hoarder
"Every character I play has to be the hero of his own story, the way we're all heroes of our own lives."
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[text] I think you're wrong, I just love a good cuddle. I don't have a problem, Jesse darling.
[text] That's what they all say. I think you're in denial, babe.
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[text] As long as cuddles are involved. I haven't had a good Jesse-cuddle since Saturday. And that wasn't really a cuddle.
[text] You have cuddles OCD I think. You're worse than me. You need medication, you don't care if the side effects include blindness.
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[text] Oh.. Well I suppose you won't need to, like, cuddle or anything to get over it when I come back to tomorrow.
[text] Aha, no, probably not. But you will need to, so we'll take care of that.
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[text] Yayyyyyyy. Do you have jet lag?
[text] No, my flight was only a couple of hours, barely.
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[text] I left, but I didn't mean to go. I fell asleep, sorry. I do hope you'll forgive me. xx
[text] I feel betrayed.
[text] Kidding, it's okay I just got picked up from the airport.
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[text] Two entirely different things, hence the uncertainty. [text] Noo what, Jesse? :(((
[text] The mean things are sarcastic. The nice things are a compliment. Or you could just take everything as a compliment because I would never genuinely say anything mean to you.
[text] Noo don't go.
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[text] Cause I'm never sure if some things are a compliment or not with you. Yes, I suppose so. I try to make the most of it. [text] You are, aren't you? I can no longer talk to you, goodbye.
[Text] It's usually a compliment or sarcasm. [Text] Noo, Harry :((
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[text] Anomaly? Thanks, I think. Yeah, exactly. I try not to get a big head about things because I know something better could come along at any time. And I think that applies to, like, everything. [text] I don't think they do, but maybe. If you believe in yourself.
[text] Why do you always say that? 'Thanks, I think'? It does, but the important part is doing what you can with the time you have and making the most of it.
[text] I guess if they did I would know since I am one now.
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Text || Jesse & Andrew
Andrew: No i want to pick you up. Don't ask Emma.
Andrew: Thank you.
Jesse: Are you sure? I could get a taxi too. You're welcome, Andrew.
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[text] I was pretty much the same.. Stranger, though. Thank you, I think. I do try and not think of it in terms of anything other then being a job. Granted, a job I love. So it's easy to stay grounded, I suppose. [text] Jesse, your performance is fine. You don't need me. Let me set you free to whore around. Go on, fly.
[text] Usually people become more, strange. You're just an anomaly, I think. It's kind of hard to think of things like this as a job, because it doesn't feel like work at all. Yeah, I think I do that by reminding myself that I could wake up on any day and not have it anymore.
[text] Do whores fly? Because if they do then I may want to be one specifically for that perk.
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[text] Oddly? You're not old, you managed to pull four and a half hookers. You'll be fine without me.
[text] Well, like, you've been hit with a ton of fame in fairly short period of time. That usually kind of ruins people's personalities. But hasn't touched yours. But then again I don't know what you were like when you were younger.
[text] That's only because I showed them the magic tricks I learned from Now You See Me. Harry, my performance isn't what it used to be. I need you.
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Text || Jesse & Andrew
Andrew: Fine. I don't want your gifts.
Andrew: I hope it starts to rain.
Andrew: We'll see who your gifts go to then when they get ruined.
Andrew: Not me because i don't want your ruined gifts.
Jesse: Andrew my plane lands at nine your time.
Jesse: I don't think it's going to rain.
Jesse: But if you don't want to pick me up anymore I'll ask Emma.
Jesse: I was still going to give you a gift.
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[text] Gooooood, because I'm very far from it, you know. Five whole hookers? How dare you. It's over.
[text] I know, you're oddly humble. No, like, four and a half hookers. Don't leave me Harry, I'm old no one else will want me.
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[text] I'm kiddiiiiiiiing, of course. Oh, so last weekend? Or have you already gone and cheated?
[text] I was joking as well, I don't really think you're vain. Oh, of course, yeah, I cheated, with like, five hookers.
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I understand. I'm glad you like it so far. How long have you been here? I need to relax as well. Needed a change of scenery.
I was desperate for a rest, and yes this place is amazing. What brings you? Well I think you’ve been here longer but still
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It's coming back to you, then? It's nice, actually. It gets really comfortable after a while, and there's a ton to do so it's not boring at all.
Oh, wait-I think I might know who you are now.. Nice to speak to you as well. How’re you liking it here? Hopefully it’s not too boring..
#lol yeah maybe they hadnt spoken yet but just know of each other#thank you you're very sweet!#louis
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[text] HA. What did you say? Anything about how great I am?
[text] Nothing about you, vain. I just answered it honestly.
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