deactivated / inactive mutuals I miss u and hope you're living your best life far away from here </3
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last night i dreamt that jerma streamed himself hiking in this beautiful glade and went exclusively by she/her pronouns during it, then back to he/him afterward. there was a lot of hype for the she/her hiking stream and everybody loved it
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no i don’t have plans later. i will, however, be taking extensive poison damage periodically for the foreseeable future. but beyond that my schedule is totally open
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you would not believe the yellows this generous world gives us
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She took the pages.
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when you understand one line in a song in a language you're learning
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this literally never stops being funny like dog they made starship troopers with the Baby's First Satire cranked up to 11 and these people are still fucking dumbfounded that the creators don't share their politics
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on this day, 6 yrs ago, bruno mars was surprised to see pete wentz
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Under clover
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the champion
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just saw someone call d-cups small. in what world
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clocking in for another day at the i dont wanna factory
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hello my name is Very tiny flying insect i see you’ve got an uncovered beverage outdoors. Can i fall into it and kill myself please please please please please please please please please please
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RULE NO. 1 OF WOUND CARE: ignore itttt :33
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