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Born to slay. Forced to drive a glorified shopping cart.
Nobody comes close to the amount of cunt they brought to the grid.
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how much do i need to pay to go back in time and sit in this car as well
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[Nico on how many children he would like to have] I want a whole soccer team.
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Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Formula 1 RPF
Rating: Mature
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Jenson Button/Nico Rosberg
Characters: Nico Rosberg, Jenson Button
Additional Tags: Clubbing, Blow Jobs, Light Angst, Drunken Kissing, Anxiety, Happy Ending, not edited, Inspired by The Smiths
Summary:
With a drunken courage Nico goes to a gay club and runs into someone familiar.
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i wanna write but i don’t know what, send help
#this writer’s block will be my end#anyone wanna brainstorm with me???#i’m desperate#charlie rambles
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the best thing keke did wasn't winning the championship, it WAS NICO.
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god the men you put on this earth to do locker room fantasy gay porn are playing actual sports
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i do really feel for nico rosberg because imagine being a literal world champion and all you're remembered for is the very public and toxic breakdown of your homoerotic teenage situationship
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28/10/23, Mexico City. Oscar Piastri prepares for the final practice session prior to the F1 Mexican Grand Prix 2023. Photos by Alfredo Estrella, edited.
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no google docs you don't understand this is a sexy, necessary grammar mistake
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i am a simple guy. i like something. i watch it again. i watch it again. i watch it ag
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the only true pan-european values are public urination, cigarette with breakfast, and bad music that goes unbelievably hard
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Hey!! I was just looking for your fic “people are people” to read chapter one again and couldn’t find it so I’m just wondering if you deleted it?? ❤️
Hey!! Thanks for reaching out. Yes, I deleted it since I’m actually editing it currently to make a longer one shot rather than multiple chapters. It might take a little bit of time to be posted again but it’ll be up there soon so no worries <3
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Jenson and Sebastian are getting married and Nico helps with planning but the happy couple is scheming behind Nico’s back
The kitchen table in Jenson and Sebastian's apartment was filled with wedding stuff. Examples for invitations, samples for cakes, pictures of flowers. Ever since Jenson proposed and Sebastian decided that he didn't want to wait long before getting married, the table had been in that state.
Nico was sitting on top of the counter with a glass of white wine in his hand. He was already done with the undecidedness of the couple. He was beginning to regret his decision to help them with planning.
He assumed when Jenson asked him for help, he would only deal with best man stuff. What he had in mind was helping Jenson with an outfit or planning the bachelor party. He quickly realised he was there to make final decisions because both Sebastian and Jenson were impossible.
‘’We can’t have red roses at a pastel themed wedding!’’ Sebastian exclaimed, Nico chuckled into his wine. Jenson rolled his eyes, ‘’But they’re classic!’’ he resisted his fiance. Nico chuckled once again, finished his wine and jumped down from the counter.
‘’Seb is right.’’ Nico said, opening the fridge. He wasn’t even looking at the couple but he could paint a picture of Jenson’s face accurately. Offended but not enough to argue.
‘’Even Nico agrees with me and he never does!’’ Sebastian said dramatically to prove his point. Nico shrugged and joined them around the table with a new glass of wine.
‘’You’re supposed to be on my side!’’ Jenson screeched with a grin on his face, Seb started laughing and rested his head on his fiance’s shoulder. Nico shrugged again and pouted, ‘’I’m on nobody’s side, I’m neutral, like Switzerland.’’ he said.
‘’We need to move on from flowers anyway, invitation list is priority.’’ Nico continued, he didn’t wanna be this bossy when it was their wedding but he had no choice. Jenson and Seb’s understanding of wedding planning was strictly flirting, no planning.
‘’Also I got confirmation from the reception venue.’’ Nico added, his smile grew with the sight of the couple cheering and kissing each other in celebration. A fast wedding meant it was hard to get venues.
Sebastian pulled the list of people they could potentially invite but since they decided on a strictly close friends and family wedding, the list of names had to decrease drastically. Nico didn’t even realise how many people his friends knew since he felt like he knew everybody in their lives.
Jenson tilted his head so he could see the names, Nico was just sitting across them sipping his wine. He was examining the invitation card they had chosen, that one they actually needed none of Nico’s help, it was a clear decision.
Nico had gotten distracted and was not at all following the couple’s conversation on whether colleagues should be invited or not. Until he heard that name, Lewis. He flinched as the familiar name they had been avoiding for a year filled his ears again. He looked up, Seb and Jenson were staring at him. Only now noticing that they hadn’t avoided the name like they always did.
‘’He’s coming?’’ Nico asked, the couple looked at each other not knowing how to respond. ‘’Yeah.’’ Sebastian said, Nico knew Seb and Jenson were still in contact with Lewis. Sebastian and Lewis always had been close, they were even flatmates before Sebastian moved in with Jenson.
‘’For sure?’’ Nico asked, he didn’t even know what he wanted to hear. Lewis was his childhood best friend, his partner in crime for twenty years. Maybe he overreacted when he decided to move abroad but it hurt Nico so much he didn’t know what was an appropriate reaction.
He had never lived more than thirty minutes away from Lewis and now he was hours away. He didn’t even mean to cut contact after he moved away, it just happened. There was no bad blood, just haunting silence.
One last hug at the airport, few updates the first few weeks and then silence. Nico had made it about himself, Lewis seeking out an opportunity. He had tried to guilt Lewis, telling him he was leaving him alone. Both of them knew it wasn’t true. It was just that when the same person was by your side at all times, the sudden distance made him lonelier than he was.
Nico felt like Lewis moving meant that he was never as important to Lewis as Lewis was to him. It all was very unfortunate. How even though they tried to keep the connection like Lewis and Sebastian did, they were terrible at it. It didn’t feel the same, so they went silent.
What came next was Seb and Jenson stopping the updates they gave on Lewis to Nico. It was too painful for him, remembering what he lost. Then the name became a taboo, even shared memories and inside jokes disappeared.
While this was happening on Nico’s side, Jenson and Sebastian were trying to keep their friendship alive with both. The friend group impossible to separate had been separated. Nico knew this day would come, the day he would come back. It had been almost exactly a year since Lewis left, Nico no longer was angry at him for moving. He was just mourning the friendship he had. Nico missed Lewis, Jenson and Sebastian had been there when he was acting like he wasn’t hurting.
‘’Yeah, just talked to him this morning.’’ Sebastian clarified, Jenson was trying to read Nico but he had no expression sitting on his face. It was worrying because even though he was the kind of person to hide feelings, it had never been the case when it was about Lewis.
Nico nodded silently, ‘’Cool’’ he said and chugged the glass of wine sitting in front of him. He got out of his chair, without saying anything and went to the bathroom.
Seb immediately turned to Jenson. “Too strong feelings for a best friend.” he commented, Jenson nodded. It had always been an unspoken inside joke between the couple, how they thought Lewis and Nico would end up together.
“This is our chance.” Sebastian continued, Jenson raised his eyebrows. “A wedding is a perfect opportunity.” he further explained, Jenson tilted his head.
Jenson looked confused, “What?” he asked. Seb chuckled and put his one hand on his fiance’s shoulder.
“We’re gonna get them together.” Seb said, Jenson was more confused because whatever Sebastian was saying just didn’t go through his head.
“But they haven’t even talked in a year.” Jenson said, Seb smiled big. “Yes!” he cheered, Jenson didn’t understand what was so good about that statement.
“They’ve been both longing for each other for a year!” Seb said, Jenson for once felt like he was the wise one in the relationship.
“You know both, this can backfire easily.” Jenson said, Sebastian just nodded. “If we make sure that the wedding is not the first time they see each other, they will break the ice and the wedding can perform its magic.” Seb explained. Jenson wasn’t sold.
“I feel like we changed roles.” he said and Sebastian laughed. “Yeah a bit.” he smiled and gave Jenson a kiss on the cheek.
But you might have a point.” Jenson raised his eyebrows again, Sebastian smiled. “The bachelor parties, after a certain hour we can mesh them, almost all our friends are mutual anyway.” Sebastian said, Jenson nodded in agreement.
“That could work but Nico is planning my party, Kimi is planning yours.” Jenson reminded, Seb forgot about that detail and pouted.
“Then we will improvise on the day.” Sebastian said, Jenson nodded just because he didn’t have any counter agreements.
It was kind of funny how they were both so excited about getting married but the planning part was not fun for either of them. They just wanted to get on with it. Thank god Nico was a control freak that they could get away with it. He knew both of them enough to make the right decisions anyway.
“Will it be that simple?” Jenson asked, Seb shrugged, not knowing what to say. “We can hope so.” he said, Jenson pouted.
“Let’s hope so.” Jenson said right when Nico came back to the kitchen. “Hope what?” he asked, curious as always.
“Uhh.” Jenson panicked, Sebastian was quick to come to his rescue. “Kimi planning my bachelor party.” Seb said, Jenson left a suspicious kiss on his cheek as a thank you.
Nico wasn’t sold but he didn’t feel like digging in too deep. The conversation went back to the guest list, the topic of Lewis wasn’t brought back again.
Jenson and Sebastian were sure that their plan was going to work. It would be such a shame if all the love they had got wasted on miscommunication.
#sebson#jenson button#sebastian vettel#nico rosberg#brocedes#f1rpf#f1 fanfiction#one shot#charlie writes#jenseclaren masterlist
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https://x.com/judesrivers/status/1709714260706697326?s=46&t=w9R_LaqCkagB6MZHT49ddA the way he always lights up when he talks abt the things he did with nico and says those were the best times in his life 😔
Italy is definitely a core memory for lewis. brocedes used to have pizza eating competitions during karting -- which, curiously enough is featured in lewis' children's book autobiography
lewis has always reiterated karting was the best time of his career, and the most he'd ever laughed. and here's the corroborations of having pizzas and ice cream gelatos and core friendship
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