whenever i'm trying to talk myself out of buying something i don't need i always hear my old russian professor's voice echoing in my head: "WHAT??? WILL YOU DIE THE RICHEST MAN IN THE GRAVEYARD?" and then i make an unwise financial decision
They’ll have you feel like you’re asking for too much. Truth is, they can’t offer much. It’s like I’m expecting a fountain quality from a drain individual.
'you still listen to music from 10 years ago 🤨?' bitch if prehistoric humans had audio recording technology id be sat up here listening to grog and unga bunga's greatest hits don't play with me
that awful feeling when you have to email your son's therapist who said he was doing a lot better in october...because he's not doing so well now.
ugh.
i swear to god. i need this child to age 6 years so i can get him a driver's license. he can stay at my house every night if he has his driver's license and he'll never have to see his dad again if he doesn't want to.