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jellyfishfem · 8 hours
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70 horrible questions ... Fuck it
01: Do you have a good relationship with your parents? 02: Who did you last say “I love you” to? 03: Do you regret anything? 04: Are you insecure? 05: What is your relationship status? 06: How do you want to die? 07: What did you last eat? 08: Played any sports? 09: Do you bite your nails? 10: When was your last physical fight? 11: Do you like someone? 12: Have you ever stayed up 48 hours? 13: Do you hate anyone at the moment? 14: Do you miss someone? 15: Have any pets? 16: How exactly are you feeling at the moment? 17: Ever made out in the bathroom? 18: Are you scared of spiders? 19: Would you go back in time if you were given the chance? 20: Where was the last place you snogged someone? 21: What are your plans for this weekend? 22: Do you want to have kids? How many? 23: Do you have piercings? How many? 24: What is/are/were your best subject(s)? 25: Do you miss anyone from your past? 26: What are you craving right now? 27: Have you ever broken someone’s heart? 28: Have you ever been cheated on? 29: Have you made a boyfriend/girlfriend cry? 30: What’s irritating you right now? 31: Does somebody love you? 32: What is your favourite color? 33: Do you have trust issues? 34: Who/what was your last dream about? 35: Who was the last person you cried in front of? 36: Do you give out second chances too easily? 37: Is it easier to forgive or forget? 38: Is this year the best year of your life? 39: How old were you when you had your first kiss? 40: Have you ever walked outside completely naked? 51: Favourite food? 52: Do you believe everything happens for a reason? 53: What is the last thing you did before you went to bed last night? 54: Is cheating ever okay? 55: Are you mean? 56: How many people have you fist fought? 57: Do you believe in true love? 58: Favourite weather? 59: Do you like the snow? 60: Do you wanna get married? 61: Is it cute when a boy/girl calls you baby? 62: What makes you happy? 63: Would you change your name? 64: Would it be hard to kiss the last person you kissed? 65: Your best friend of the opposite sex likes you, what do you do? 66: Do you have a friend of the opposite sex who you can act your complete self around? 67: Who was the last person of the opposite sex you talked to? 68: Who’s the last person you had a deep conversation with? 69: Do you believe in soulmates? 70: Is there anyone you would die for?
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jellyfishfem · 21 hours
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Any favorite ER patient stories?
Mine was a guy who was ripping some hardcore freestyle rap before launching into Silent Night, sang with the phlebotomist while getting labs too.
I’m sorry to disappoint but there are none because all of them are bad😭 yes there were memorable cases but in a negative sense. I’ll just tell one of those: TW graphic stuff, gore-ish
We were doing basic transports that day and we had a guy who’s lower leg was basically just rotting flesh and bones. 9 months prior he had injured his lower legs. He got bandages on the wounds and was discharged from the hospital. A week prior to our transport he called an ambulance because of a headache. The paramedics arrived and saw that he literally hadn’t taken those bandages ever off, they were on his legs for 9 months, never changed. Obviously, it got infected and well…wet gangrene (if thats the english term) was the end result. This did not bother the man at all, it hurt and he wasn’t able to move without pain, basically couldn’t walk but he did not care and as I said, he called because of a headache. Paramedics brought him in and a week later, it was my and my team’s job to bring him home. He had new bandages, he still couldn’t walk and lord, the smell. We brought him to his house and well you can guess what it was like. The walls were just mold, no actual wall to be seen and hoarded items everywhere + awful cigarette smell. Worst patient of my life, he was mean to us too. I do have empathy for hoarders but it was just a lot to take in. I felt bad leaving him there because I wasn’t sure if he’d change the bandages this time. But there wasn’t anything I could do except try to talk to him. That annoyed him so we left. Yeah, that’s about it. Very memorable and I’ll never complain of someone smelling of pee or poo or vomit cause wet gangrene is so much worse.
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jellyfishfem · 1 day
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i have a crush on two mutuals. why.
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jellyfishfem · 2 days
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not to speculate about a celebrity i don't know, but ariana grande clearly has serious body dysmorphia issues and an eating disorder and i can't help but wonder how much of it might have been caused by all the sexualization she experienced from nickelodeon when she was a teenager on victorious
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jellyfishfem · 2 days
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Why my high school geography teacher sucks:
Said girls are the most fertile at 16
Said it feels gay to converse in a foreign language with someone of your own country. ??
Said a nasty student threw up in the student’s bathroom onto the floor. It was him actually, he was soo hungover, he didn’t teach us anything that day.
Married the widow of his deceased best friend. Thats just weird.
Claimed that “men can’t even compliment a woman anymore, they’ll be accused of rape”.
Tried pitting people of different ethnicities against eachother.
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jellyfishfem · 3 days
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is it time for frank cho and milo manara to die or what
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jellyfishfem · 3 days
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Males and their delusions.
No, Rollo, perky tits are not "a commitment to the details" shut the fuck up.
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jellyfishfem · 3 days
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My hobbies include:
Writing- I’ve written about 25 pieces of media
Beading- I love native american style jewellery and have a great appreciation for this art. I create my own pieces.
Traditional folk dance- I participated in 27 gigs in high school to revive the culture.
Activism- I’ve held ~30 speeches in front of different audiences about women’s rights, climate change and racism during high school +took part in protests. What I do now is [redacted] for my safety.
Volunteering as an EMT
Maybe yall could also share yalls hobbies?🥰
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jellyfishfem · 3 days
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Please enjoy these pictures of my puppy. Theyre killing me.
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jellyfishfem · 3 days
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Anyone able to help me with groceries? I can send my receipt and other info if you'd like proof of purchase. My food stamps don't process til the 10th and i had to pay to stop my electric from being cut off and it took all of my check 😭 i can pay back if thats better for you. I'm broke and starving this passover sadly 😞 (I also wouldn't mind cheap recipe ideas if you all have them)
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jellyfishfem · 3 days
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Ladies it's a good day to remember that the majority of the time when a man actually needs help, he will ask another man!
If a strange man approaches you and asks for you to help him with something, you need to ask yourself why he is asking you.
This is how Ted Bundy would get his victims. He was counting on women being too polite to decline helping. He would pretend to have a broken arm or leg and ask women for help to do a task. When they were isolated he was able to knock them out or otherwise abduct them and murder them.
Do. Not. Be. Afraid. To. Be. Mean. To. Strange. Men.
Declining to help a stranger for your own safety does not make you a 'bitch'. It keeps you safe.
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jellyfishfem · 4 days
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idk if y'all know this but uhhh…incels literally want to make women rejecting them punishable. they want to turn women into their literal sex slaves and they’ve even cheered on FGM because they don’t think women should be allowed to feel sexual pleasure because women feeling sexual pleasure makes us “more picky” about the men we choose, and obviously we wouldn’t choose them. incels support men raping women as long as it gets those men sex. they literally hate women. they don’t think we should have bodily autonomy. it’s not just “look at these weird men who are complaining because women don’t want to date them”. they literally don’t think women should be allowed to choose and they think that lesbians deserve to be raped and/or killed because they’re “stealing” all of the women.
so uhhhh perhaps you don’t compare lesbians to incels just cos a lesbian said something you don’t like.
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jellyfishfem · 4 days
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once again i am throwing up on my screen seeing narcissistic victim-complex ppl compare 40ish deaths a year and their threats of suicide to genocide. yall are no different from the antivaxxers who wore yellow david stars during the pandemic. yall are contributing to desensitizing everyone/minimalizing what horrors jews, romani& cinti, armenians, rwandans, kurds, bosniaks, native americans went through and what palestinians are going through right now. have a little shame, be a bit embarassed.
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jellyfishfem · 4 days
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jellyfishfem · 4 days
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if azealia banks was a man, shed be worshipped like kanye west. shed be called a genius.
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jellyfishfem · 4 days
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“i love crazy girls😏” until instead of the usual cnc kink and gullible personality, its delusions that the little wooden doll is going to kill everyone at night and bloody murder screams while sleeping bc of night terrors. instead of the usual dependence, its scary world salads that makes it seem like im possessed. instead of the usual heavy makeup and daring outfits, its sweatpants and vomit stained shirt. instead of sexy Harley Quinn, it’s Skyler White with a heavy dopamine imbalance.
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jellyfishfem · 5 days
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