SDV as John Mulaney quotes
Vincent: I have had a very long day. I am very small and I have no money. So you can imagine the kind of stress I am under.
Elliot: One feels like a duck splashing around in all this wet, and when one feels like a duck, one is happy.
Pam: This is an on-fire garbage can. ā¦Could be a nursery.
Farmer: Excuse me, Iām new in town and it gets worse.
Sebastian: You know how Iām filled with rage? Iām so horny and angry all the time and I have no outlet for it.
Sam: My Dad loved us. He just didnāt care about our general happiness or self esteem.
Harvey: I look like I was just sitting in a room in a chair eating Saltines for like 28 years and then I walked right out here.
Haley: When I walk down the street, I need everybody, all day long, to like me so much.
Emily: Sometimes babies will point at me, and I donāt care for that shit at all.
Alex: Ahā¦numbers. The letters of math.
Shane: I also donāt want me to be doing what Iām doing.
Bonus:
Farmer, holding an antiqueĀ bottle: Is this whiskey or perfume?
Shane: *grabs the bottle and drinks the whole thing*
Shane: Itās perfume.
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Donāt be silly Wrap your Willy!
Hanasaki Private Academy, St. Flora Middle School, and Ouka High school Students have to take care of a baby for a school project. For more context look at this post
Hanasaki Private Academy- They got robot baby dolls
St. Flora Middle School- They got Eggs. Each of the eggs have the St. Flora logo printed on it to prevent students fromĀ
Ouka High School- Got bags of flour to be made into a baby,just random bags of flour.
SPRING TROUPE-Ā Ā
Masumi is doing pretty well with the baby, she doesnāt cry much.(Thatās because you have your headphones in. dumbass.) He gets a full nights sleep too. (Thatās because Tsuzuru is usually up and takes care of her out of habit.)Tries to get the director to marry him this way.Ā āPlease. Iām a single father. My daughter needs a strong role model.ā āHer name is Izuumi. Get it? Itās our names put together.ā He and Sakuya talk about their children like their real.
Sakuya is baby and now he has a baby too. His childās name is Romeo, he couldnāt think of anything else. He has a realistic experience with the baby, late night feeding, baby crying during rehearsal, and struggling to budget with a new member. Grows attached to the baby fast, his own little baby, his family. Doesnāt want to seem rude but gets nervous when other members ofĀ Mankai holds his baby.Ā āO-okay but take his burp cloth! and make sure his neck is supported. A-and!ā¦.āĀ āSakuya Iāve got like 12 younger brothers.ā He cried when the assignment was over.
ItaruĀ āCan we get anĀ āFā in the chat?ā He remembers having one of those robot babies,their annoying and cut into his free time. Apparently you can use a strong magnet to mess up the sensors and get an easy A. Haphazardly holds the babies to play video games, Heās never been asked to hold the babies since.
āSakuyaā¦Masumiā¦ā Tsuzuru worries about him getting too attached to the baby and Masumi using the baby to flirt with the director. Gave both of them some old baby clothes so they wouldnāt have to buy any.
Citron loves the new members of the Spring troupe! He givesā¦ interesting advice.Ā āDo not worry! Iāve helped over a thousand woman and a thousand elephants give birth!ā :D
SUMMER TROUPE-Ā
Yuki made cute little clothes for his egg and carries it in an equally cute basket. He was actually excited for this project so he could practice making children clothes but unfortunately St. Flora gave them eggs instead of the dolls. His child is named Omelette, because thatās whatās their gonna be after the project is over. While creating a budget as part of the care assignment spent over $400 of clothing.Ā
Muku keeps forgetting his egg everywhere he goes, heās doing his best. His egg has a little crown on top of their head. The eggs name is Endymion, heās gonna grow up to be the best prince ever. A some pointĀ he forgot where his egg was and accidentally knocked it off his desk. It broke. Muku cried, the Summer troupe held a funeral and the egg prince is buried in the Mankai courtyard. He didnāt fail since he completed all the budgeting, and other sidework that came with the project but lost a good chunk of points.
Tenma is adjusting.Ā āWhy canāt I just hire a nanny? Itās in my budget.āĀ āWell what are the chances youāll actually become a famous actor?āĀ ā???ā¦.?!ā¦?!?ā¦ā¦ā Anyway he hates having to carry this stupid bag of flour, the paparazzi is gonna have a field day with this. Named his child Tenma Jr. and heās also gonna become an actor. Tenma practically spent all of his budget on luxury items, designer clothes, foreigner cars, and a million dollar house. Forgets about utilities, āWhat the hell is rent???āĀ Not adjusting well. Doesnāt help that Yuki calls his child, Hack Jr.
Kazunari- LOL! He remembers having to do that when he was still in grade school. HeĀ āBabysitsā while the younger actors are working or doing a scene. Heās the best uncle ever! #Blessedšššš Offered to redraw the ST. Flora logo onto a store bought egg when Mukuās broke, but Mukuās an honest prince, so he and Yuki decorated a coffin for the funeral.
āPoor Muku, Youāre egg broke but it became a bunch of mini triangles!ā Misumi didnāt help much.Ā
AUTUMN TROUPE-
Surprising or not, Sakyo is the most serious about the assignment.Ā āChildren are expensive and time consuming.āĀ Whether Itās a bag of flour or a robot doll, Sakyo makes the students of Autumn troupe take proper care of the children.He helps the students that need to make budget though.
āHyodo if you donāt get get you child off the damn floor iām calling your school and reporting you for Negligence.ā
āI donāt know Nanao, are you gonna pay me to watch your child?ā
āSETTSU!??! YOU CANNOT TAKE YOUR CHILD APART!ā
Worst Grandpa ever
Omi is a little more helpful, but he agrees with Sakyo that this is an important assignment. While in school he totally bombed the assignment, but as an ex- delinquent heās seen a few people start families waaaayy too young, Itās very stressful. Doesnāt want that for any of the Autumn Troupe. Heās willing to hold onto to the babies free of charge. Nice Grandma, probably gonna turn her grandkids into dinner
Taichi is already on thin ice with his school, he turned his flour baby into a monster child,(Ya know the little monster character heās always drawing)
āHavenāt you seen Alien?!?!?ā
Now he has the struggles of raising an alien child as a single father in highschool.Ā āHis name is Zognoid XJ-9ā³Ā
It was fun at first for Banri, a new challenge approaches, but now the Baby is cutting in on his gaming time and what ever else it is he does. It hard to be a tough guy when your carrying a doll around. Considered taking out the batteries, but if Sakyo found out heād fail the project. His baby is named Majima.
Juza was kind of excited for the project, maybe it would make him seem less intimidating, but no, it seems heās gotten into more fights due to this sack of flour than before. No matter heāll project this baby with his life, he calls her pudding. All was well until fuckinā Settsu started calling his daughter a ācocaine babyā Juza threw a few insults back and Banri punched himā¦in the baby. Flour went everywhere. Juza saw red. He grabbed Banriās babydoll and though him outside into the street.Ā People saw. Thought it was a real baby. The police were called. Sakyo had to call in A LOT of favors and explain it was just a doll. Both him and Settsu nearly failed and got chewed out by Sayko for almost ruining the companies image.Ā
They had separate funerals, once again buried in the Mankai court yard
BONUS! WINTER TROUPE-
Tsumugi thinks its great the kids are learning responsibility and that childcare is no joke. Brought flowers to the funerals.
āOh! THE WOAHS OF CHILDREN, BUT THE LOVE OF A LITTLE JOY YOU TAKEN INTO TO YOUR SOUL.ā Homare find this amusing and inspirational. He remembers his egg project and how- blahblahblah. Gave nice loooooong eulogies during all the funerals.
Azuma thinks itās funny, heās old so he never had to experience the baby project. Although the sight of seeing these new families makes him a little sad. Better drink some sake.
TasukuĀ āWhat the fuck is wrong with yāall.ā
Ā Hisoka Iām Sleep.
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