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remember your life doesn't end at 20. dante alighieri got exiled from florence at 36! you still have time <3
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the two genders are “i no longer wish to be perceived” and “i have to be the most fuckable person at the grocery store”
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Im so sorry but this is the funniest fucking thing
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I think the funniest dynamic for arranged-marriage royalty would be a queen who came here 100% prepared to murder her future husband and rule as a widow queen in her own right, only to discover that the king is autistic as hell and responds to her wish to rule with "oh thank god please do, I don't want to be bothered by these people. I can just tell them to go bother you instead, if you really want that. I've got beetles I wanted to study."
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amazing news for the bisexual community
"oscar isaac" "kristen stewart" "vampire" "thriller" "80s" ???? please
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gang I don't watch the show but I'm so glad your parents got married and your queer firefighters kissed. <3
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Yall I convinced my mom to start 9-1-1 with me and we just finished the pilot and she turns to me and goes ‘Is that Buck guy gay?’
Me *barely concealed glee* ‘why do you ask?’ Mom: ‘idk he has a vibe’
Yallll 😩😂
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I’ve told this story ten thousand times and I will tell it for the ten thousandth and first: whenever I think about wearing a costume to work on Halloween, I remember the time I saw a doctor breaking what must have been devastating news to a sobbing patient while the doc was dressed as a ketchup bottle.
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*eddie waking up in a cold sweat the night buck came out to him, eyes wide with realization*
eddie: wait what the fuck did he mean he wished he could help me out when i was pent up—
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