i don't know man, i just wish that we could [suddenly realising i'm coming dangerously close to expressing a real and earnest thought instead of filtering everything through several layers of intangible running bits] blow up the entire world. or something.

i’m sorry but iii sharing a video of iv performing to his story, iv reposting it to his, then iii reposting iv reposting his video to his story? that’s boyfriend behavior your honor i do not make the rules

it’s 2025. your name is lewis hamilton and you’ve just landed in Maranello. it’s late. you’re hungry. there’s red everywhere. you call your new teammate and ask if he knows any good vegan spots in the city. he hangs up, materializes in front of you like the Archangel Gabriel, and throws a plate of carbonara in your face.

via ‘EPCC | La carbonara a ca**o di cane con Charles Leclerc’ on YouTube

“If you have time to watch Netflix you have time for a side hustle” my side hustle is relaxing so that my body and brain can heal from by this nose-to-the-grindstone bullshit. I refuse to feel guilty for being a human with the need to relax sometimes. my side hustle is no.

A Podium Together

Yesterday I had a dream where Seb and Michael shared a F1 podium together... yeah. Since it didn't happen, doesn't mean I can't draw it ♥

Hello there, very, very, very random, but I would like to thank you for everything you have ever written in Motorsports, because I absolutely love and adore it. Your fic about Álex and Mick and to be honest all of your MotoGP works are the reason I started watching it and am now completely and utterly obsessed. I've read all of your Motorsport works multiple times and whenever I feel like just going for something safe and good, I read them again.

Thank you so much for them <3

Omg whaaaaat that's so sweet, thank you so much 💕💕💕 it's honestly such a joy to hear my stuff still gets read and I'm so pleased it helped introduce you to moto GP 😊 this message is the literal highlight of my year so far 🥰

the sprint commentary from nico is precisely why i refuse to learn more about brocedes because the crumbs i do know are already enough to devastate me. because yes, nico might have spent that entire sprint trying to send telepathic signals to lewis on how he could improve so he could win. yes, every other word out of his mouth might have been about how he knows lewis can be more agressive than that, how he knows lewis and knows he can do better. but that's all commentary, that's still technically part of his job description.

but what do you mean lewis still sends christmas presents to nico's daughters every year?? what do you mean lewis, when talking about the first time he visited monaco said that it wasn't for a a gp, it was because 'a f- ...someone i know- ...a friend of mine invited me'??? the friend in question? a 13 year old nico. what do you mean that now, 25 years later, they live in the same apartment building in monaco???? what do you mean nico said 'he's still my best friend at heart'????? what do you mean lewis, when asked if he was a better driver now then he was in 2016, completely unprompted said 'yes, and better teammate' and then the camera cut to nico wHO WAS ON THE BROADCAST THAT WEEKEND AND HE JUST LOOKED DEVASTATED??????

the childhood best friends -> teammates -> enemies -> strangers -> whatever the fuck it is they've got going on now is just too strong and it would pull me in too deep and i would never escape.

+ bonus:

+ bonus:

F1 / FE: every team has exactly two cars. they look exactly the same except for that lil thingie on top which is one of two colours and we draw sticks every season who gets the colour. we make rules about personalised helmets. individualism is bad. confirm to the norm

Indycar: how many cars does a team have? we don't know. could be 1. could be 2. could be 3. it depends. could also change per race. there are 4 orange cars. 3 are in the same team. one is in actually teammates with the yellow and the green car. not that green car the other one. this will not confuse anyone ever

Marlene Dietrich is detained at a train station in Paris in 1933 for violating the ban on women wearing trousers.

"c'mon lewis you have to keep him behind you today" nico, babe, you're live on air rn.

nico rosberg really is the best f1 commentator currently because not only does he actually know what he's talking about but he's not afraid to make bitchy little comments and wax poetic about lewis hamilton like what more do you want

Nico Rosberg in the commentary box be like

- Psychic reading of Lewis’s car

- Unsubtle shade on stewards/team/driver

- Psychic reading of Lewis’s setup

- Preening self-praise comment on a graphic showing a pole he’s taken

- Psychic reading of Lewis’s driving line

- Traumatic flashback comment on teammate dynamics

-Psychic reading of Lewis’s mental state post-session

- Unprompted gushing about Lewis, refuses to elaborate, leaves

best part of today has to be everyone who's never listened to Nico Rosberg commentate before slowly realise in real time that he really is that unhinged, really couldn't give less of a fuck, knows an incredible amount of wheel, and has still to get over Lewis Hamilton

it's been exactly five minutes since the race has started and nico rosberg has already written three sonnets and an ode to lewis hamilton and defended his move for the zero people that attacked him for it I know that's right