jaztice
genderfluid eldest sister with rampant dad energy
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it's just really funny to me to imagine Fabian actually being a great big brother honorable nemesis.
like, putting a nemesis ward on the nursery with aelwyn's help since "it won't do if they die before their eighteenth birthday, will it?" (aelwyn, deeply sarcastic: "well of course, that is exactly why I put the ward on adaine's room." fabian, too deep in denial for sarcasm: "see? you get it")
gifting them a battle sheet baby blanket since they should start preparing for their battle early on (and yes it's extra fluffy, it's for a baby stop laughing everybody)
generally trying to teach them everything he knows "so their battle to the death will be a fair one"
giving their adventuring party the same lecture on tactics that the bad kids got from his papa
hunting down chungledown bim and any other nemesis so his sibling is the only one who could get a piece of his fund (he just wants it to stay in the family, shut up)
just. fabian being an amazing big brother but also if you call him that to his face he will cut you
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The next time I think to myself, âI canât do that as a writer,â please remind me that Tamsyn bloody Muir wrote a coffee shop AU of her own novel into her own novel and I was so delighted to read that batshit insanity that I screeched like a pterodactyl alone in my bedroom, clapping my hands like a schoolgirl, thanks.
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Actually, I'm looking forward to working with you.
DANA SCULLY and FOX MULDER | The X Files, Season 1
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I was hoping for something a little more helpfulâŚ
The X Files | 5.10 | Chinga
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Squeeze//1x03
and it was just the third episode guys...
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X Files really had it all while still giving me nothing
Only one bed
Stuck in the rain
Lost in the woods
Among Us style mystery killer paranoia
Fake marriage
Kidnapped (every conceivable way possible)
Crying over your hospital bed
Camping
Stranded on an island
Stranded in Antarctica
Using my clothes to cover/warm you up
Terminal illness
Quarantined together
âIâm keeping your [sentimental item] safe until I get you backâ
*canât go 2 hours without calling you*
Pizza & movie nights
Attending work functions together
I went back in time and you were there
We have to strip to check each other for ominous skin abnormalities
Wrote you love letters
New Yearâs kiss
Spent my holiday on a case with you
Cleaning each otherâs wounds
*wipes your face when you got food on it*
Road trip
Undercover together
Stake outs
Instinctually reaches out for you
I can recognize you even if I canât see your face
Even brainwashed, I refuse to hurt you
Literal soulmates
Secret relationship
They even gave us goddamned surprise pregnancy
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Before, I could only trust myself. Now, I can only trust you.
DANA SCULLY and FOX MULDER | The X Files, Season 2
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THE X-FILES (1993-2018)Â | S06E19 âThe Unnaturalâ
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Sometimes I think The X-Files is such a timeless and relevant show I forget it takes place in the 90s, and then I see a scene where Scully buys a whole bag of groceries for $11.14 and pays with a check
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âIf The X-Files was a 90s anime.â
credit: MabooCraboo on imgur
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genuinely one of the worst things thatâs happened to television in the last few years (exacerbated by streaming services) is death of Filler. going from 20 episodes to 8 because âwe didnât really need that episode where the main characters went to the beach right? it had no long lasting effectâ but we DID!!! we needed to see how they act without the Big Bad Plot and to establish the dynamics between the characters and lay in the sun (do they forget sunscreen? how do they react to a thieving seagull? do they get buried in the sand or do they do the burying?). the plot isnât everything. the action doesnât hit as hard without the quiet moments. give us character development and our little scenes back
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Brother Gregor never spoke and often spooked the neophytes with his appearance, but he was a gentle soul and a phenomenal cook and knew more ways to prepare a fish than the abbot knew hymns
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