jaytherobot
human after all
Artwork, rantings, random thoughts, occasional reblogs.
Previously u/Meat_Robot. Goodbye Reddit, you tried so hard and got so far.
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haveyouseenthisseries-poll
Have you seen this series?
l0eyking
L0EYKING
coffeenonsense
Caffeinated Nonsense
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*People popping their heads out of windows like the beginning of Beauty and the Beast* Is it happening? The turn against Taylor Swift?
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A tutorial on a (bit cheating) way of creating fictional maps.
Open your editing software (RECOMMENDING Krita, since it's free and it's very good).
Step 1: Google "X country silhouette" and copy it.
Paste it onto the canvas.
Step 2:
Separate the silhouette from the background you copied with it! You can do that by using magic wand selection tool or by making a gradient map with black on 49,9% and transparent on 50% on the slider.
Step 3: Repeat several times with numerous countries and/or islands, cities, municipalities, communes, continents et cetera.
Step 4: Combine, mesh, stretch, rotate, mirror - go ham, make it work.
Step 5: Erase and add.
Step 6: Have your map outline ready, copy/paste it several times in the same doc on different layers and edit in different ways like biomes, kingdoms, mountains and other.
Step Mountains+: To figure out mountains, make another layer on the doc and do something like this:
-and then in every polygon you add an arrow.
Where arrows meet or transfer onto continents, add mountains.
Color the sea with a couple layers of depth and you're done :D
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I needed to hear this today
IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT
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*slaps lid* This baby can fit so many kilobytes in it!
Cyber 70 mainframe computer system by Control Data Corporation, circa 1974.
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Same
I still have the image of the eclipse in my head
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Reblog to get your daily dose of potassium
last year i was eating in a fancy, large restaurant when i began to hear a rumble and the distant sound of people chanting ‘potassium, potassium’ and suddenly hundreds of people dressed as bananas flood this restaurant chanting potassium over and over and we were trapped there for a very long time because the bananas would not leave and they were everywhere
i wasn’t joking
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I might've added the BG3 Art Book to my dnd assets stash
It's got stuff like the 5e players' handbook + 5e’s character sheet, the dm's guide, critical role's explorer's guide to wildmount, baldur's gate and waterdeep city encounters, 101 potions and their effects, volo's guide to monsters, both of Xanathar's guides, a bunch of other encounters, one shots, class builds, and other fun stuff!!
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Texas
Fries
Chips
Biscuits
Cookies
Soda
Candy
Cigarettes
Beanie
Cotton candy
i'm conducting an experiment. everyone who's from an english speaking country state your country, regional area and what you call the following images. i need to see something
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I’m thrilled to show my poster for PosterSpy’s Pixel Memories Art Challenge based on Atari’s Tempest a euphoric arcade game running on a vector display
# PosterSpyArtChallenge #PixelMemories #PosterSpy #illustration #illo #poster #posterdesign #graphic #vector #psychedelic #videogame #atari #madewithaffinity
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Bluebonnet pics? On my Tumblr dash?
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Peak 2024 tractor pull tbh
I laughed so fucking hard at this
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theres a popular brand in canada called no name brand and it manufactures everything you can imagine in a grocery store and it kind of makes me feel like im in a world no one bothered to do much world building for
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It gets old pretty quick, I tell you what.
i understand the appeal of the suburban texan life, cruising at 45 with the AC on down the giant streets with the massive municipal lawns that nobody ever walks on, separating them from the massive parking lots and the big cars. like I'm glad it isn't me but i do understand. there is some kind of profound beauty there. we need to tax their carbon and destroy their way of life
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vt
I hope this posts in order!
@twink-on-the-brink @gracefulvaudeville
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