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jay-and-kandi · 12 days
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haha dumbass
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"FUCK- FUCK FUCK FUCK-"
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jay-and-kandi · 27 days
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"TARANTULA ISLAND! TARANTULA ISLAND! TARANTULA ISLAND! TARANTULA ISLAND! TARANTULA ISLAND! TARANTULA ISLAND!"
"SHUT THE FUCK UP."
here have this
(gives Jax a Nintendo switch that only has animal crossing on it)
Jax laughs manically, and soon starts chanting.
"TARANTULA ISLAND! TARANTULA ISLAND! TAARANTULA ISLAND!!"
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jay-and-kandi · 1 month
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"Cuz I can."
"PLEASE HELP ME I LOST MY LEGS AND I CAN'T SEE"
@zooted-ribbons
"I- UHM- UHH-"
*She tried to come up with a response or even a way to help, but was unable to do so.*
"ZOOBLE, HUN? CAN YOU HELP HER OUT? I DON'T KNOW WHAT I CAN DO-"
@zooted-zooble
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jay-and-kandi · 1 month
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*loud popcorn munching noises*
"PLEASE HELP ME I LOST MY LEGS AND I CAN'T SEE"
@zooted-ribbons
"I- UHM- UHH-"
*She tried to come up with a response or even a way to help, but was unable to do so.*
"ZOOBLE, HUN? CAN YOU HELP HER OUT? I DON'T KNOW WHAT I CAN DO-"
@zooted-zooble
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jay-and-kandi · 2 months
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skill issue
biy I can't feel my face
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jay-and-kandi · 2 months
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oh shi the anon button didn’t work again I look like an idiot again
skill issue
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jay-and-kandi · 2 months
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oh shi the anon button didn’t work again I look like an idiot again
skill issue
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jay-and-kandi · 2 months
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To jay,
Skibidi dop dop yes yes
gurlie whar
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jay-and-kandi · 2 months
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"IM JOINING THIS SHIT TOO!"
glad that im not popular enough to have an evil shadow version of my blog that exists just to make contradictions on my posts
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jay-and-kandi · 2 months
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CONGRATULATIONS! SINCE WE COULDN'T PROPERLY INFECT @jaxfromthatcircus WITH OUR LAST VIRUS AND @pomni-xddcc TOO FUCKING CONCERNING TO INFECT. WE'RE GOING TO INFECT YOU TOO!!
YEETS A VIRUS AT YOU
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"Well shit."
"WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS DAMN VIRUS DOIN-"
Connection terminated.. try contacting Velvette later.. at the tone. Please record your message. When you finished the recording, please press 1 and say out loud your message.
*Beep*
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jay-and-kandi · 2 months
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"Skill issue"
CONGRATULATIONS! SINCE WE COULDN'T PROPERLY INFECT @jaxfromthatcircus WITH OUR LAST VIRUS AND @pomni-xddcc TOO FUCKING CONCERNING TO INFECT. WE'RE GOING TO INFECT YOU TOO!!
YEETS A VIRUS AT YOU
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"Well shit."
"WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS DAMN VIRUS DOIN-"
Connection terminated.. try contacting Velvette later.. at the tone. Please record your message. When you finished the recording, please press 1 and say out loud your message.
*Beep*
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jay-and-kandi · 3 months
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"Skill issue lmao."
Hehe, Let's make Jax Tiny again mewhehehehehh
*Jax Gets shrunk down to 1 inch tall*
I am sorry, it's a force of habit!
I Cherish ya lil guy! have fun being the youngest and the tiniest in the circus!!
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★You guys really lovrd tiny Jax huh? Okay then!★
★POOF!!★
★Jax is now VEEERY very tiny! Part 3! Good luck!★
"FOR FUCKS SAKE!!!"
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jay-and-kandi · 3 months
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BAHAHA- THIS IS AMAZING LOL
From the recent post I reblogged in from my queenie blog, I had the urge to make it into a video so I did :)
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Post made by @/obamerzslop
Person who said it:Anon
Pictures from people in order:
@obamerzslop
@idkmanyuh
@zooted-kinger
@jay-and-kandi
@kingeraskblog
@queenieaskblog
@dia-smthidk
@rabid-mercenary15
@hydrogen-peroxide-anon
@kinger-collector-of-bugs
@aibel-the-ai
@jaxfromthatcircus
Me
@littleladylav
I will take this post down if any of y'all are uncomfortable with it!!
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jay-and-kandi · 3 months
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reminder that you aren't eating a grilled cheese with tomato soup rn
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jay-and-kandi · 3 months
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Why are you built like a buttcheek on a stick
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"You guys are getting really creative with this stuff"
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jay-and-kandi · 3 months
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*W H E E Z E*
Why are you built like a buttcheek on a stick
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"You guys are getting really creative with this stuff"
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jay-and-kandi · 3 months
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>:(
So uh....Y'all know how I made SO many comments about wanting a gf..?
Yeah about that....
I might've....
feel in love with a male saxophone player in my band....
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