New threat on the city of New York

Well, the city seems to have a code Avenger on their hands.

Anyone who has read the New York Times for today may have noticed that last night there for an attack in front of the Mutant Equality Network building on 44th street; the Anti-Mutant Society had been holding a protest in front of it and someone attacked, they killed somewhere between fifty and a hundred civilians. We don't know much about the attack other than the attack was most done by a mutant, and we know that the individual was seen wearing a blue and black hood and that they attacked with some form of energy attacks.

The Avengers will be sent after this threat immediately and the X-Men are also holding questioning at Xavier Institute.

If you have any information, please contact me right away.

Also, I encourage any civilians to remain safe and to be careful, we don't know who this villain is willing to attack.

The Stark Industries Charity Gala is tomorrow

Stark Industries will be hosting the annual Stark Industries Iron Charity Gala at the Great Hall of the Avengers Centennial, where all of the events involving both the Avengers and Stark Industries are held. This is formal dress, so please come formally dressed, there will be reporters there among them being miss Lois Lane-Kent, miss Iris Allen, miss Linda Park West, and miss Vicki Vale.

Also, if any dastardly villains choose to attack, the Avengers led by miss Pepper Potts will be prepared to assemble. So here's a piece of advice for all you troublemakers out there: Don't.

PARTY TIME

Ladies, Gents and Other-worldly beings, brace yourselves for an infamous Stark Gala. Don’t be fooled by the champagne and canapes, as soon as the lights are off the party will really begin.

Mr.Stark in all his generosity has decided to host an evening of festivities to raise money for the Stark Foundation to help disadvantaged kids from all edges of the world find their way into the technology industry through sponsorships, equipment, and an education program. It is Mr.Stark’s  firm believe that everybody should have a chance to better their futures.

Hence, beginning Friday (08/29) at 5pm (EDT) you are all invited to Stark Tower for the night. Dress wear is formal, bring you check books, party hard.

Please RSVP with Jarvis for your guest pass to the tower.

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I'll take it into consideration. Also, sir, Miss Potts has been trying to inquire the best way to incinerate a body. I do believe she is not referring to our deceased farmer, but Deadpool himself. You may want to calm her down.

I programmed you to be efficient and my baby sitter JMan. You look dapper but mix it up. Suit and converse always work.

I want one of the suits encoded with that idiot’s genetic signature, if he steps foot here again have the IM take him out. That body clearly belongs to someone, do a trace.

And Jarvis…. loosen your tie a little, it makes you look up tight.

Sir, we have a Code Deadpool on the premises.

"As promise Jarhead, I want some chimichangas and cupholders. Tell this to Stark's ass, T-Y!"

Firstly, due to the fact that you do not live in either Avengers Tower nor do you work at Stark Industries, cupholders would be of no use to you, though you should already have them in your own home. Secondly, I can tell you a location where you can find your beloved chimichangas, if you go to the Theater District of the midtown west of the city at a place called Hell’s Kitchen there is a delightful place that Miss Pepper favors called Diego’s Mexican Grill.

Not exactly, sir, though you'd have to ask Miss Oliver for all the details on my corporeal form.

Greetings,

I am afraid I am not quite sure what these 'chimifuckingchangas' you speak so often of are, Master Wilson, but I'd be happy to discuss anything with Mr. Stark, just put your ideas into the ask box.

Greetings,

Buddy, Jarvis, I SUGGEST TO PUT CUP-HOLDERS AND CHIMIFUCKINGCHANGAS!

On the contrary Mr Banner, I am very real - at least sort of. You see, Miss Oliver gave me a corporeal form using her powers of technomancy.

Greetings,

Greetings,

I am JARVIS, which stands for just a rather very intelligent system. I was created by Tony Stark for Stark Industries and I oversee much of what is going on in the lives of the family, and in the company. Any questions, concerns or suggestions you have regarding the goings on of the company and New York City as a whole may be addressed to me, and I will answer them to the best of my ability.

Thank you, hope to hear from you all soon.