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Well fuck me sideways.

Control and Release

AU!Sam x Reader

In honor of my birthday week, I’m giving Patreon and Tumblr a little gift in the form of the first installment of a new AU. This won’t be a traditional series, just a collection one-shots. Enjoy!

Summary: With the rest of the staff caught in a snowstorm, you find yourself acting as a personal assistant to the notorious Sam Winchester.

Warnings: Humiliation, embarrassment, sexual objectification, dub-con.

Words: 1800+

Beta: @ilikaicalie

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“No way!” You close your eyes. This has to be a nightmare.

“You’re the only person who made it to the hotel. We’re all snowed in until morning, no one can get a flight out. You’re going to have to staff him until I get there. His schedule is pretty light compared to what it usually looks like. Half his meetings were canceled because of the storm.” Pepper rattles into the phone. She’s only a year or two older than you but she’s your boss’s boss. She’s Sam’s executive assistant, in charge of the entire assistant staff and she’s had it out for you since you started four months ago.

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jarpadandjensenaremyheroes · 5 years

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Hey, @staff ! I've had 3 porn bots follow me in the last 48 hours. Full on porn, ALL OVER THEIR PAGE. Yet, you disabled some of the real people's blogs I follow simply because they WROTE their porn? In a fictional stance? BEFORE your asinine and clearly non-functional rules were set in place? Fuck you.

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jarpadandjensenaremyheroes · 5 years

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Fml

Y'all. I'm on tinder just now, and a guy messages me "hey."

So I'm polite and say "hey" back. Only I sent it without really looking at it first, and because of how much I drool over fucking JDM on this godforsaken hellsite....

IT AUTOCORRECTED TO "HEY DADDY"

I'm fucking DYING.

@evansrogerskitten @queen-of-deans-booty

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

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jarpadandjensenaremyheroes · 5 years

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This story is gonna kill y'all. Jfc. 😏😏😏

New Loki x Reader Series

I don’t have a name for it yet, and I’ve almost finished writing the plans for it, but I wanted to announce the short series that @jarpadandjensenaremyheroes and I have been scheming. I asked for her help and she gave it to me. This is the result of it. If you want to be tagged, let me know!

Pairing: Loki Laufeyson x Lucifer!Reader

Number of chapters: so far, I have planned out 7 chapters, but the whole series will be exactly or less than 10

Plot Summary: Hell is running out of souls, so Luci(fer) takes matters into her own hands to get the job done. As she searches for new souls to condemn, the FBI has caught her scent. As she kills, the FBI has recruited the Avengers to capture her alive. When Loki is put on the team, he gets more than he bargains for and Lucifer realizes there is more to life than just killing.

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jarpadandjensenaremyheroes · 5 years

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Not gonna lie, @queen-of-deans-booty is the only person I've actually met from here. But there are quite a few people I greatly admire and talk about to people irl. I think of y'all as friends and would protect/defend y'all in any circumstance. ❤

I saw a post that was like “mutuals =/= friends” like whoa okay I always thought of mutuals as low key friends but that’s fine let’s make people more insecure of their relationships than they already are

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😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

I'm just speechless as I sit here sobbing. Dont mind me

Poor Little Rich Girl

Square Filled: Arranged Marriage for @spnaubingo, Death for btz bingo

Warnings: Death, angst, remorse, a bit of fluff as an apology

Summary: Dean is in love with Y/N, Jo wants what isn’t hers and Mafia boss Ellen gives John Winchester an ultimatum that will change the lives of everyone involved.

Pairing: Dean x Reader, Dean x Jo

Word Count: 903

Written for: @spnaubingo and BTZ Bingo

Beta’d by: @hannahindie - you are always there when I need you!

Wonder What Dean or John might smell like? Buy it here from @scentsfromthebunker for the full fan experience!

A/N: This is the final part of a three part mini series. This series paints Jo in a very bad light, but I am not sorry. Your feedback is my motivation!

Part One - Part Two

The wedding was beautiful, if you were an outsider. But even a stranger could recognize the misery and black cloud hanging over the handsome groom as he danced with his new wife. The food, the music, the fanfare, it was all too much for him and as the song ended, he rushed to the bathroom once more. There was nothing left, but it didn’t stop the urge to vomit every time he was forced to touch her or kiss her.

Splashing cold water on his face and taking a shot of whiskey, followed by the complimentary mouthwash on the counter, Dean exited the restroom and ran into the last person he expected to see at his dreaded wedding reception.

“Y/N! What the hell are you doing here?” Dean grabbed her, pulling her to the side.

“I had to see for myself how you are. I knew this had to be all Jo’s doing, but I needed to be sure,” Y/N whispered.

“Am I pulling it off?” Dean smiled halfheartedly at the woman he loved and longed to be with.

“Not a chance, Winchester,” she replied. “I’ve never been so happy to see you so miserable.”

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jarpadandjensenaremyheroes · 5 years

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You know what I hate most about being an abuse survivor? It's not the pity, it's not the panic attacks, not even the fear of something happening like that in the future.

It's hearing a simple phrase, or an amazing song, and having all those memories come crashing down like a tidal wave. It's like drowning in your own brain.

It's seeing or hearing something you once loved, only to look at it now and shrink in on yourself.

It's having a piece of your identity taken away, only to be replaced with horrid memories that are now permanently attached to people, places, songs, scents, everything.

No, the worst part of abuse, from someone who is supposed to love you, isn't the fear. It's not the pain, emotional and physical. It's not the scars and bruises. It's not the pitiful "you poor thing..." remarks you get from some people who just don't understand. It's not even the countless nights you spend laying awake asking yourself why, or the feeling of helplessness.

Its losing yourself. Being a person you're alien to. Not know the person you'll be when you wake up in the morning, because you've realised you don't even know the person you are anymore. It's not being comfortable in your own skin, in your own goddamn head. That's the worst.

#tw: abuse

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jarpadandjensenaremyheroes · 5 years

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Y'all are the best! Thank you so much! ❤

I’m looking for a story

It’s called Poor Little Rich Girl. I cannot for the LIFE of me find it. I’ve tried searching, I’ve tried going to a few different blogs that I thought might be the right one, and nothing. Nada. Zip zero zilch. I dont necessarily need a link, just the glorious author so I can re-read this magnificent story. Anyone?

Tagging a few peeps for signal boost. @bamby0304 @queen-of-deans-booty @evansrogerskitten @katymacsupernatural

Thanks in advance for any help! ❤

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jarpadandjensenaremyheroes · 5 years

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That BITCH! HOW DARE SHE! I need her gone.

Also, I LOVE this story. I love that it's short and sweet, but still elaborate enough to paint a mental image to go along with the incredible story. I cant wait to read the next part!

Poor Little Rich Girl

Square Filled: Impala Sex

Warnings: Impala sex, unprotected sex, arranged/forced marriage, minor physical assault

Summary: Dean is in love with Y/N, Jo wants what isn’t hers and Mafia boss Ellen gives John Winchester an ultimatum that will change the lives of everyone involved.

Pairing: Dean x Reader, Dean x Jo

Word Count: 907

Written for: @spnkinkbingo and @supernatural-jackles #weekly writing challenge, prompt will be in bold below.

Beta’d by: @hannahindie - you are always there when I need you!

Wonder what Dean or John might smell like? Buy it here from @scentsfromthebunker for the full fan experience!

A/N: This is part two of a three part mini series. This series paints Jo in a very bad light. I’m not sorry. Your feedback is my motivation!

Part One

“Dean, I’m so happy to see you’ve made the right decision. My Joanna Beth will make you so happy,” Ellen held her wine glass high. “To Jo and Dean.”

“To Jo and Dean,” John repeated robotically.

Dean stared at Ellen first, then his father before he turned his eyes on Jo. She sat smugly across the table from him, a grin on her face that rivaled the Cheshire Cat.

“Your wedding will be held here, in two weeks time,” Ellen informed them.

“Mom! That’s so fast! Do we have enough time to pull everything together?” Jo looked just as surprised as Dean, as he felt the air get knocked out of his lungs at Ellen’s announcement.

“There’s plenty of time, baby,” Ellen assured her with a cunning smile.

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jarpadandjensenaremyheroes · 5 years

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You know, I went down hard with the dean/jo ship. Like, titanic hard. But when I read fics like this, I cant help but hate her. Shes just so childish and bratty. And it reminds me how much she was actually like that in the show.

That all being said, I'm a sucker for a mafia!Dean. God damn man. I cant wait to see how this plays out!

Poor Little Rich Girl

Square Filled: Mafia!AU

Warnings: Mentions of death, threats, over all a little angsty

Summary: Dean is in love with Y/N, Jo wants what isn’t hers and Mafia boss Ellen gives John Winchester an ultimatum that will change the lives of everyone involved.

Pairing: Dean x Reader, Dean x Jo

Word Count: 723

Written for: @spnaubingo

Beta’d by: @hannahindie - you are always there when I need you!

Wonder what Dean or John might smell like? Buy it here from @scentsfromthebunker for the full fan experience!

A/N: This is part one of a three part mini series. This series paints Jo in a very bad light, but I cam not sorry. Your feedback is my motivation!

Y/N stood at the waitress station waiting for her drinks. “Jo, get a move on, wouldya! I got thirsty customers!”

“The Winchesters are not customers, Y/N,” Jo grumbled as she practically slammed down the glasses and a full pitcher of beer.

“They’re paying just like everybody else,” Y/N reminded her and made her way back over to the table.

Jo eyed the younger man at the table. How many nights had she seen those vibrant green eyes in her dreams?

“Jo, stop staring,” Y/N chuckled, returning with a full tray. “You can’t have him, he’s mine.”

“Doesn’t mean I can’t look,” Jo shrugged.

“Hands off, Harvelle. That’s my future you’re drooling over. I think he’s going to ask me to marry him!” Y/N gushed as she placed the empty glasses on the bar.

“We’ll see, Y/N,” Jo smirked.

“Don’t be a downer. Or jealous. It’s unbecoming, Joanna Beth,” Y/N clucked her tongue at her longtime friend and co-worker before she walked back to check on her tables.

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I'm looking for a story

It's called Poor Little Rich Girl. I cannot for the LIFE of me find it. I've tried searching, I've tried going to a few different blogs that I thought might be the right one, and nothing. Nada. Zip zero zilch. I dont necessarily need a link, just the glorious author so I can re-read this magnificent story. Anyone?

Tagging a few peeps for signal boost. @bamby0304 @queen-of-deans-booty @evansrogerskitten @katymacsupernatural

Thanks in advance for any help! ❤

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jarpadandjensenaremyheroes · 5 years

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Jfc. More like The Eyebrow of Doomed Panties.

I CANT BREEEEEEEEEATHE

The Eyebrow of Doom™ | Supernatural Season 1 Promotional Photoshoot

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jarpadandjensenaremyheroes · 5 years

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Currently dying in my dentist's office 😂😂😂

There are three breeds of cat:

Chonk

Goblin

Yeah that looks like a cat

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Mmmmmmm excuse me I don't like that guy. Nope. No sir. Not one bit. Imma need him to stop being shady and fuck right off. He needs to leave her alone.

Dangerous Dance- Ch.11

Series Masterlist

Summary: When you first saw him, you knew he wasn’t like any other man that walked through the doors. There was a gleam in his eyes that screamed mischief. A gleam you would come to crave just as much as he craved you, if not more. When you first saw him, you had no idea what you were in for.

Warnings: Explicit language. Exotic dancing. Smut. fingering. Dirty talk. Slight edging. Unprotected sex. Praise kink.

Bamby

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jarpadandjensenaremyheroes · 5 years

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I have two thoughts at the end of this.

But also

This is going to be awesome. But it's not gonna be pretty, at all.

BUT I CAN'T FUCKING WAIT FOR MORE OF IT BECAUSE I LOVE IT SO MUCH.

Her Saviours- Ch.8

Series Masterlist

Summary: During an odd case, the Winchesters came across Y/N, a scared young Omega girl who had been used as a lure for a nest of vampires. After rescuing her from the monsters, John and his sons took her in knowing she was in no state to live among ordinary people. But three Alphas and one Omega is a mixture bound for disaster.

A/N: This is unbeta’d, ‘cause I legit just finished it and kinda wanted to just post it quickly so I could move on and start writing more…

Warnings: Explicit language. ABO dynamics. Angst.

Bamby

You were fast asleep, curled into Dean’s side with his arm around you as he laid down flat on his stomach. He twitched, pulling you closer as his other hand snuck under his pillow to grab the knife hidden underneath. You barely had a chance to register the fact someone else was in the room, before Dean suddenly rolled over and held you behind his back as he turned to the intruder.

His body relaxed in an instant the second he spotted Sam standing there, with a tray of coffees and a paper bag you assumed was full of food.

“Morning, sunshine.” Sam grinned knowingly at Dean, who still had you behind him.

Rubbing at his eyes, Dean groaned, “What time is it?”

“Uh, it’s about five forty-five.”

“In the morning?”

“Yep.”

You whined, rolling back over to try and get some sleep.

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jarpadandjensenaremyheroes · 5 years

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@queen-of-deans-booty REASON NUMBER 16436987 I LOVE BRIANA

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God this is gonna be so good.

"'Relax Y/N. Breathe,'" Sam told you, looking into your eyes with concern but control. He was determined to get you to calm down."

I love soft!Sam. The way he's assertive without being aggressive, the way he softens his features and massive frame to seem less threatening. We see it countless times in the show when he talks to scared/hurt women and frightened children. But when its put into words in a story like this, and brought to life without pictures, it makes me squee and sigh. It's so perfect and pure and makes my legs jelly.

Spanner in the Works- Ch.3

Series Masterlist

Summary: Your car breaks down, leaving you stranded in a small town. Waiting for your car to get the all clear, you find yourself getting closer to Sam Winchester, the handsome mechanic working on it. Will he be able to break down your walls? Or is this just a pit stop before you continue to run?

A/N: Thanks to @sculptorofbeginnings for looking the chapter over, and thanks to my dad for helping out with the mechanic stuff!! Check out the scent Sam from @scentsfromthebunker for a next-level fanfic experience :)

Warnings: Angst. Panic attack. Lil’ bit of fluff.

Bamby

Sam was an early riser. He was up before the sun and ready to go for a jog. You pretended to be asleep, trying your best not to overthink the fact that you could feel him glancing in your direction as he drank his juice. You just stayed silent, curled up in a ball, hidden underneath the layers of blankets.

By the time he returned forty minutes later, the sun was peeking over the horizon. You could see the beautiful golden colours streaming through the kitchen window from where you sat on the fold out couch.

“You’re awake,” Sam seemed surprised as he walked into the trailer, finding you sitting up in bed, knees tucked to your chest.

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