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If anyone tries to tell you that Shakespeare is stuffy or boring or highbrow, just remember that the word “nothing” was used in Elizabethan era slang as a euphemism for “vagina”. 
Shakespeare has a play called “Much Ado About Nothing”, which you could basically read in modern slang as “Freaking Out Over Pussy”. And that’s pretty much exactly what happens in the play. 
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Hey everyone, please consider buying the 2024 itch.io Palestinian Relief Bundle- it's 373 games, game-making assets, tabletop roleplaying games, zines, and comics for a minimum of just 8 USD! They have a goal of 100,000 USD, and as of the time I'm writing this post, they have 8 more days to reach it.
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Link will be in the reblog!
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janort · 1 hour
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Ha. Get paralleled by the mundane loser.
you came back wrong and i am racked with guilt because i cannot bear to see you like this and i should have let you rest. i loved you so much that i defied death itself but i do not think either of us are happy
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New hope. From Gaza to university students on the other side of the world: We watch you with pride. Please keep going
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janort · 1 hour
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People are getting really really fascist about peaceful protesters and it’s getting scary lol
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janort · 1 hour
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Mods? Take him to the stump of his favorite childhood tree.
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janort · 1 hour
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Y'all, the world is sleeping on what NASA just pulled off with Voyager 1
The probe has been sending gibberish science data back to Earth, and scientists feared it was just the probe finally dying. You know, after working for 50 GODDAMN YEARS and LEAVING THE GODDAMN SOLAR SYSTEM and STILL CHURNING OUT GODDAMN DATA.
So they analyzed the gibberish and realized that in it was a total readout of EVERYTHING ON THE PROBE. Data, the programming, hardware specs and status, everything. They realized that one of the chips was malfunctioning.
So what do you do when your probe is 22 Billion km away and needs a fix? Why, you just REPROGRAM THAT ENTIRE GODDAMN THING. Told it to avoid the bad chip, store the data elsewhere.
Sent the new code on April 18th. Got a response on April 20th - yeah, it's so far away that it took that long just to transmit.
And the probe is working again.
From a programmer's perspective, that may be the most fucking impressive thing I have ever heard.
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janort · 2 hours
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Terfism is targeted at radicalising older-middle-aged women in order to sever the otherwise naturally-forming bond that makes trans women and older-middle-aged cis women the strongest of comrades via our shared interests and experiences.
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janort · 2 hours
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A blurry photo of a small orange kitten with the background cut out, the kitten is pasted over a plain white background.
Clown makeup has been digitally drawn onto the kittens face.
Plain text above the kitten reads “I wake up,” an arrow circles down from the right of this text and points to rainbow text below the kitten.
The rainbow text reads: “I clown,” an arrow from the left of this text circles up and points to the plain text above the kitten, indicating a cycle.
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It's a silly lil cycle
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janort · 2 hours
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^ Click to support Palestine for Free ^
You can click every day! For every click advertisers will send money to the UNRWA (UNRWA is a UN agency for Palestinian refugees)
Each click is only a tiny bit of money, so make sure you click daily and spread the link!
(How it works below)
It is 100% safe and non-invasive. Basically you click and that tells advertisers that you looked at their ad, so they donate money.
You do need to turn your adblocker off and allow cookies but don’t worry you won’t get any flashing ads or anything,, the cookies are just to track clicks and prove to advertisers that people are looking at the ads.
The group behind this is The Olive Tree SAL , based in Lebanon. They are very transparent about all the financials , you can click through the website linked above and find anything you want to know
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janort · 21 hours
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biologist here! why are plants green? well they suck up air from the sky (blue) and mix it with the sunlight (yellow) i fucking love science.
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janort · 21 hours
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i dont “have ptsd” that’s all just the wizard’s curse
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janort · 21 hours
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(i Will go back to everlasting haitus if that GFM slows down too much btw, seeing it to its goal ASAP is my primary focus right now)
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janort · 21 hours
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DJ bunny rabbit has got the whole club burrowing into the soft loam of the dance floor
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janort · 21 hours
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You know how companies used to make flour sacks with pretty flower patterns on them because mothers would make dresses out of them for their daughters? We should bring that back. Paper bags designed to be reused as wrapping paper. Jars of jam designed to look nice filled with pencils or homemade sauces. Fabric that's high quality enough to use as a patch.
Give things a second life!!
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janort · 21 hours
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girlhood is touching your necklace whenever you feel nervous
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janort · 21 hours
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Our queen
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