janes-eyebrows
Hey There Demons, It’s Me, Ya Girl.
Marvel & Twilight wh*re •|• 𝟸𝟺 •|• 𝟝'𝟚 𝕀ℕ𝔽𝕁 with a burst of “catch these hands” energy •|• follows/replies from @virgos
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how to recognise a mike flanagan show:
1. people saying 4 pages of dialogue to another person who will stare back at them, looking devastated
2. mike flanagan's wife looking unbelievably hot
3. gay activity
4. carla gugino scaring the shit out of someone
5. just the worst gore you have ever seen. only for a few seconds. but christ it will stay with you
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Someone captured the solar eclipse on an airplane
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Fictional men who have the "it's ok to murder but it's never ok to disrespect your wife" energy >>>>
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no matter the struggles there is always ao3 in bed
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Please reblog for a larger sample size.
#if he didn’t have superhuman strength there’s no way in hell he would’ve broken the bed#especially for his first time
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insane men covered in blood. you agree. reblog.
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i didn’t see any memes about my favourite part of midnight sun so i took matters into my own hands
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sorry 😲😳 haters 😜❌😋 I only listen 👂 👂 to
REAL
music 🎶 😉
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he wants me so bad (he’s fictional and i read a fanfic about him)
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Me at 3am clicking “keep reading” on the most jaw dropping, earth shattering, pantie dropping, smutty fic when I have to be up in 3 hours
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Mother
i’m going to be really normal about something
YIPPIEEEEE WOOOHOOOO YAHOOOOOOOO OMGGG YAYYYYY
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the “I’m 109” line annoys me every time
no matter if you go by the year he was born 1901 or the year he was turned 1918
to the year in the book canon 2005 or the year the new moon book came out 2006 or the year the new moon movie came out 2009…
NONE of this adds up to 109
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in new moon when edward says he envies romeo and bella says, "oh yeah, juliet is beautiful"
and edward is like, "haha yeah, no... i meant the suicide 😐"
LIKE BRO WTF IS WRONG WITH HIM
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hey me and my girlfriend saw you from across the parking lot and we really fucking hate your vibe. i’m going to hit you with my mercedes
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Which is sexier, a werewolf or a vampire?
Depends if you find it sexier to submit to the will of charismatic evil or to be overwhelmed by animalistic power. And that's not a decision I can make for you.
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unironically LOVE when fanfic writers have Charlie Swan watching football even when it's not football season. my man's so dedicated to Sports™ he's just sitting around watching reruns instead of being a father to his daughter. blown away by the dedication. #1 dad award
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