you know it’s good when zac has brennan questioning if he’ll be able to finish the season nine minutes into the finale

Don’t mess with the elven oracle, I heard one of her friends brings leftover dragon for lunch

did they even think about me when they did this. im going to be awake all night i dont know how im ever supposed to move past this point PLEASE

wyd after smoking this

jacob wysocki i love you deeply and desperately and as a fellow smoker i highly respect your weed knowledge, but as a Cryptid Obsessive u kind of really flopped on the "cryptids" you included in your presentation on smartypants. that's alright, just consult me next time

“tashi duncan was 18 years old when she won the uso junior championship” tashi duncan was 18 years old when she made two boys kiss in a way that ruined their relationship for thirteen years

amen brother…

Beautiful. Majestic. BAM!

I love this starstruck ass episode

the next hot craze should be snorting blood

the next hot craze should be snorting blood

the next hot craze should be snorting blood

Anya Taylor-Joy attends 'Furiosa: A Mad Mad Max Saga' premiere in Sydney, Australia (2024)

the implications of the try guys and grant o'brien um actually episode are burrowing into my brain and laying eggs

dynamic duo dynamically duo-ing

my thing with the rat grinders is like yeah sure jace and porter have been manipulating them to some extent and yeah sure they deserve to be saved or whatever but also! they should get their asses beat a little bit first. like come on. they got into this whole mess in the first place because they were so bitter and entitled that they jumped on the opportunity to get special treatment and have some of their teachers handfeed them exp with no effort. they then pressured their cleric to change gods and ignored all sorts of red flags all so they could be better than some kids they've never fucking talked to who are literally just out here trying to save the world. like okay yeah uncorrupt them or whatever, but also the bad kids deserve to fuck em up a little bit. play stupid games win stupid prizes baby

what does it imply that straight british kristen is obsessed with fabian in particular. i'm leaning towards kristen knowing inherently how much of a slut fabian is and how he'll really give it up for anyone who shows interest