PSA

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Do yourself a fucking favor

Take one stick of butter, soften it, mix with two tbsp honey, a lil bit o cinnamon and a tiny splash of vanilla. Mix that shit till completely homogenized. Put it in a tiny covered container and stick in the fridge. Spread that shit on biscuits or pancakes or whatever bread you want, I don’t care

Live a better life

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(( but would edward say ‘ain’t’ tho ))

From the deep sea, the Leviathan will call.

Yet on deaf ears, the god’s tongue will fall.

“Humanity will one day grovel and crawl.”

But I know better! I know his game.

That this monster will not be easy to tame.

Surely, this hunt will bring me fame!

So with sword in hand and harpoons at my side. 

“Onward! Go forth! He sails against the tide!”

Good money must be paid for a god’s hide!

Assert dominance over ghosts by jumping out at yourself from dark corners

"I... How did I get on your ship..?" (( maka confused tm

“Your guess is as good as mine lass,” he hands a bundle off to one of his crew, takes a crate and hands that off too, “went out for a drink at the local bar ‘n next thing I know one ‘a my crew’s runnin’ towards me with reports of a ‘strange bird’ on deck.”

I couldn’t help but read it in his voice

(( YOU THOUGHT I WAS DEAD HUH? Nope. Bc SOMEONE is a pain I’m bringin this boy back so like or reblog his smug face and I’ll check you out. IMPORTANT NOTE. You’ll be followed from my main greetingsadventurer. ~<3 Gamma ))

Linen

@crgeat continued from here

“To hell with the people,” he bites through gritted teeth, tying off the last of the bandage. His hand lingers over the wound a moment, perhaps a moment too long to merely be a reassuring touch, “You could flee France, you know. Wasn’t that your original intent? Leave it to fester as it were. Pray for it on the way elsewhere. Shouldn’t stay here.” 

Shenanigans

@crgeat continued from here

Edward gives Arno a crooked grin, baring teeth with a devious look to his eyes. 

“Sounds dangerous, fussin’ about with high explosives but,” and he shrugs, “you’ve bribed me with drink so how can I say no?” He turns to where Arno gestured to, “Over there, aye, I catch what you’re sayin’ mate. Want me to slip on in and you can cover me with that fancy wrist-mounted contraption you got there?” 

     ALL MY WOLVES BEGIN TO HOWL;  WAKE ME UP,   THE TIME IS NOW.   OH,   CAN YOU HEAR      THE DRUMMING? OH, THERE’S A REVOLUTION COMING. WILD THINGS THAT CAN TURN ME      ON, DRAG MY DARK INTO THE DAWN. OH, CAN YOU HEAR THE DRUMMING? OH THERE’S A      REVOLUTION COMING.  BODY ACHES, I’M BOUND IN CHAINS – WELL THERE’S A FIRE IN MY      VEINS & CAN YOU HEAR THE DRUMMING?  THERE’S A REVOLUTION  COMING.  LIKE EVERY      KING WHO LOST A CROWN,  & ALL THOSE YEARS ARE HISTORY NOW;  CAN YOU HEAR THE      DRUMMING? THERE’S A REVOLUTION COMING.

based on this suggestions blog.  warning:  these are pretty dark/angry  &  could be triggering to some people.  please be cautious before proceeding!!

‘  all i want in my life is for my friends to be able to touch me suddenly  &  me to not flinch away without meaning to.  when will this stop affecting me?  ’ ‘  all i want is to be soft  &  gentle,  but i’m made out of steel  &  anger.  maybe in another life,  i guess.  ’ ‘  beauty is in the eye of the beholder,  so choose to see beauty in everything.  ’ ‘  burning it all to the ground  &  force them to start again.  they made you lose everything.  now return the favor.  ’ ‘  do i ever even cross your mind or do i do all the thinking of us on my own?  ’ ‘  do you trust me enough?  do you trust me at all?  ’ ‘  don’t you dare abandon me.  ’ ‘  even after all you have done,  i will always want you fighting on my side.  ’ ‘  every time i see you smile i fall in love with your brightness all over again.  ’ ‘  everyone i have ever loved is long gone.  i sing to the sky alone.  ’ ‘  everyone i touch gets hurt,  but i can’t stop.  i touch  &  i touch  &  i touch  &  people get hurt.  why can’t i ever stop?  ’ ‘  everyone says i used to be a hero,  but i can still taste the blood in my mouth  &  still feel bruises blooming because of my fists  &  my eyes are still stretched wide  &  terrified.  ’ ‘  everything i love has been taken from me.  what do i have left to fight for?  ’ ‘  fall in love with someone that makes you feel strong.  ’ ‘  friends are more important than any material object will ever be.  ’ ‘  i am aching to hold you  &  keep you safe,  to be pressed against you so that nothing can harm you.  ’ ‘  i am divine  &  you will bow before me.  ’ ‘  i am fucking divine.  ’ ‘  i am in control  &  i listen to no one.  ’ ‘  i am not a good person.  don’t pretend i am.  ’ ‘  i am not accustomed to love.  this is a learning experience.  ’ ‘  i am not worth saving  &  i am not worth redemption.  let me stay in the dark.  ’ ‘  i am so tired all the time,  all i want to do is rest.  ’ ‘  i am too tired to deal with any of this.  ’ ‘  i bow to no man.  ’ ‘  i broke into sharp pieces when i broke  &  i expect someone else to hurt their hands on my edges just to put me back together.  i’m sorry.  ’ ‘  i can give you your wings back  &  i can show you to fly once more,  if you only believe in me.  ’ ‘  i cannot be saved.  ’ ‘  i can’t ask for help because if i ask for help it hurts people.  i can bear this weight on my own.  i have to.  ’ ‘  i could taste the lies in your mouth every time i kissed you,  but i loved you too much to notice.  ’ ‘  i crave affection in the simplest way.  ’ ‘  i deserve to hurt.  i deserve to bleed.  ’ ‘  i didn’t ask for any of this so don’t you dare blame this on me.  ’ ‘  i don’t care if you say my name like it’s poison or like it’s a prayer,  as long as it leaves your lips.  ’ ‘  i don’t fight for you anymore.  ’ ‘  i don’t want to let go of you.  not now,  not ever.  ’ ‘  i don’t want to talk about it.  i don’t want to remember.  i don’t want to heal.  all i want is for it to go away.  ’ ‘  i don’t want you to touch me.  please don’t touch me,  just go away.  ’ ‘  i feel anger deeper than my bones.  i feel anger in my very soul.  ’ ‘  i feel nothing at all,  except for when i feel everything all at once.  ’ ‘  i have fallen  &  though i may miss the sky,  i belong here now.  ’ ‘  i have fallen from a height your mind cannot even imagine.  ’ ‘  i have no home anymore.  ’ ‘  i remember collapsing in the flames with a sword in my hand  &  then i remember nothing.  ’ ‘  i see beauty in everything,  but especially in you.  ’ ‘  i should never have fallen in love with you.  ’ ‘  i thought for a long time that i was so terrible no one would look at me.  now i know it’s because i shine so bright they are forced to look away.  ’ ‘  i was so caught up in the feeling that i forgot how to breathe.  ’ ‘  i will never amount to anything.  i am a failure in the worst type of way.  ’ ‘  i will tell myself that the burn of my loneliness in my chest completes me  &  maybe someday it will be true.  ’ ‘  if that’s what a hero is i’m glad i’m not one anymore.  ’ ‘  if you ask me to,  i will set the whole world on fire,  my dear.  it’s all for you.  ’ ‘  is it my fault?  it’s my fault.  it’s always my fault.  ’ ‘  it’s not murder if they deserved it,  right?  ’ ‘  i’m drowning in emotions that don’t belong to me,  choking on anger  &  suffocating on sadness.  ’ ‘  i’m in love with everything that hurts me.  ’ ‘  i’m okay.  i’m alright.  this is all in my mind.  ’ ‘  i’m ready to give up everything i’ve ever had if it means someone will love me.  ’ ‘  i’m so cold  &  i can’t stop shaking.  i am not who you think i am.  ’ ‘  i’m so tired all the time  &  i just want to be awake again.  ’ ‘  i’m tired of fighting against the pain of being forgotten.  i just want someone to remember me.  ’ ‘  i’m tired of fighting everything in my life.  just make it stop.  ’ ‘  i’m too tired to care.  blow up,  get angry at me.  i’m sure someday i’ll realize i deserved it.  ’ ‘  jealousy burns within me.  ’ ‘  just let me go in peace for once in my damn life.  ’ ‘  loneliness is a disease  &  it leaves me empty  &  hollow,  like sound goes through my body  &  bounces back.  ’ ‘  made of starlight  &  sunshine,  i shine brighter than they all know.  ’ ‘  my anger is righteous  &  my actions are pure.  ’ ‘  my chest aches  &  my lungs burn.  this sickness comes from the inside.  ’ ‘  my chest hurts  &  all i need is some comfort  &  understanding.  ’ ‘  my chest hurts  &  i ache to go back to the sky.  ’ ‘  my shoulders are aching where wings used to be  &  all i want is for them to stop hurting.  ’ ‘  pull me apart  &  piece me together in your own way.  make me perfect.  ’ ‘  righteous fury throws through my veins  &  if you touch the people i love i will destroy you.  ’ ‘  rise up.  you can’t keep being small when you were made for so much more.  ’ ‘  say my name like it’s the only one that’s ever been on your tongue.  ’ ‘  so much blood has been spilled in my name.  time to make you believe it was in yours.  ’ ‘  so you’ll worry about me when i fall silent,  but not when i scream  &  plead for help?  fuck off.  ’ ‘  sometimes people have to get hurt for me to get what i want.  ’ ‘  stay away from my fucking friends.  stay the fuck away or so help me i will destroy you.  ’ ‘  stop treating me like i’m an idiot.  you aren’t better than me in any way  &  you better remember that.  ’ ‘  the bitter taste of regret is ever present on my tongue.  ’ ‘  the world is spinning far too fast for me to stay on it.  ’ ‘  to love them is my divine right.  ’ ‘  voices whisper from the shadows  &  they fill my mind with thoughts of you.  ’ ‘  what did i to wrong to be so unloved?  ’ ‘  what is the point of power if i’m not supposed to use it?  ’ ‘  who the fuck do you think you are?  ’ ‘  why can’t i ever fucking stop crying?  ’ ‘  with a new year comes new tests  &  triumphs.  let’s try to make the most out of it.  ’ ‘  would it really kill you to be honest for once?  ’ ‘  yes,  i remember my wings breaking  &  being destroyed.  i was powerless to stop it.  ’ ‘  you are not required to love your parents,  or to even like them.  ’ ‘  you can’t hate me more than i hate myself,  but you are more than welcome to try.  ’ ‘  you may say you love me,  but you love only a part of me.  i am too complex for you to ever love my entire being.  ’ ‘  you never fucking cared about me.  don’t fucking lie about it.  not to me.  ’ ‘  you remind me of mint.  fresh,  sharp,  kind of cold,  but in a nice way.  i always knew there was a reason mint was my favorite.  ’ ‘  you shine light in even the darkest parts of me.  you are my sun.  ’ ‘  you should fear me,  but you don’t.  i will be eternally puzzled,  yet grateful.  ’ ‘  you touch me  &  my skin burns  &  it burns for you,  always you.  ’

Oh. So he did speak English and just insulted his French. Wasn’t the first time. He keeps an easy smile despite the other’s barbs. 

“Not from this one no. Did my accent give me away?” and his smile turns charming a moment, “from the Caribbean. Sailed here because I’ve got a target that fled to Paris. If you can help me with tracking him down, I’d give you free passage to anywhere in the Atlantic.”

He waves down the bartender and at least remembers how to order rum in French.

“So,” he says after a drink, “do we have a deal?” 

Wind in the Sails

Edward hadn’t entered the seedy bar expecting to find another assassin, or at the very least, someone clad in assassin’s robes. He leans onto the bar to catch the other’s attention and flashes a quick grin. His French is existent and not much else, but he knew enough to understand the man’s plight.

He thinks for a moment, just enough for it to be a little awkward and comes out with “Are you looking for a ship?” 

Yeah, alright. That’d do. Not too bad but with so thick an accent he could cut it. Hey, at least he tried. He casts his eyes down the jacket and vest, but most importantly, takes note of the hood, “You are an...” oh shit, what was the word for assassin?, “you are like me?” He gestures to his own robes and then adds, “a brother?”

Wind in the Sails

// @jagertee as discussed // 

“No, I can’t pay that price, monsieur–” Arno pleaded, voice frustrated and desperate. His way out of France was taking advantage of his need, raising the price for fare, and there was no way he could reasonably afford the sum. The captain waved him off, scowl on his face. He could find other passengers willing to get away from the country after the fall of Robespierre. 

Arno clenched his fist in frustration as the captain abandoned him. Shit, well, there went his way out of the country tonight. He turned back to the bar, raising his hand for another drink. Arno let go of a frustrated sigh as he was given yet another bottle. He’d wander home tonight, no doubt. 

He had options, sure, but none of them were overwhelmingly agreeable. He could stowaway, could intimidate someone, pay the damn price– Arno took his drink in hand. He shouldn’t worry about it tonight. It wasn’t like another chance was likely to stroll by him at this hour anyway.   

Multi-blog Promo

Indie & Semi-selective 

Edward Kenway @jagertee | Malik Al-Sayf @araksaggi

( as penned by Gamma )

Indie & Selective 

Arno Dorian @crgeat

( as penned by Wraith )

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