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jacobsfat8inchc0ck · 1 month

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I PROMISE YOU I HAVENT FORGOTTEN, I GET LAZY RAAAAAAH🦅🦅💥💥💥🇺🇸🇺🇸

#jacob seed #far cry 5 #fc5 #joseph seed #john seed #jacob seed art #art block #fc5 fanart #Im literally going to do double backflips off a bridge I NEED TO FINISH THIS #Its just three little sketches of the mountain man

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jacobsfat8inchc0ck · 2 months

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hottest things jacob seed does:

bending down and saying “did you really think you were free?”

reaching out with one (1) finger to lower dep’s gun

breathily singing only yoooou~ into the radio

leaning over dep’s chair and pulling it toward him

“that’s why you’re so goddamn skinny” followed by a smile

“i cull the herd, it’s what i do. i’ll be outside, waiting for you.”

god, basically everything that bastard does. i hate him

#jacob seed #i would do anything for him #if he asked me to jump outside bootynaked in the cold I would #im down bad for this man it isnt funny anymore

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jacobsfat8inchc0ck · 3 months

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If I ever finish this I’ll post it 😭

#far cry 5 #jacob seed #fc5 #joseph seed #john seed #jacob seed art #far cry 5 fanart #i have not drawn in forever so forgive me LMFAOO #god hes so ARGGHH #I WANT TO CHEW ON HIM #art block

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jacobsfat8inchc0ck · 9 months

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Reason why Jacob refuses to stream his projects on live again.

#far cry 5 #jacob seed #fc5 #joseph seed #john seed #far cry 5 meme #far cry 5 deputy #Deputy keeps raiding his lives #deputy wants jacob so bad #jacob is just a tired old man he just wants to be left alone LMFAOO

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jacobsfat8inchc0ck · 1 year

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Best believe Jacob n John be fighting over the most stupidest shit and Joseph is just 🧍‍♂️

#far cry 5 #jacob seed #fc5 #joseph seed #john seed #fc5 headcanon #the seed family #far cry 5 meme #far cry fandom #the seed brothers #meme #John Seed is the annoying little brother who gets away with everything #Jacob Seed is the older brother who wants to beat the living shit out of the spoiled young one #Joseph Seed is the forgetten middle child LMFAOO #John and Jacob fight over the most pettiest shit #Joseph is tired

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jacobsfat8inchc0ck · 2 years

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Jacob heading into the forest for the millionth time Practicing to kiss the deputy

Pfhhaha when i saw this video on tiktok it reminded me of jacob pgfhaha

Ty @jacobsfatc0ck for this idea hhaha 🤣💕

Credits: Borys.ductor.bd 💕

Jacob practicing how to kiss the deputy be like.

#I KNOW THIS MAN HAS NEVER KISSED ANYTHING IN HIS WHOLE LIFE #WELL HES PROBABLY KISSED HIS JUDGES ON THE HEAD BUT STILL-#JACOB FR DYING TO SMASH HIS MUSTY CRUSTY LIPS ON THE DEPUTY #HES JUST A LIL SHY #LMFAOO #jacob seed farcry 5 #jacob seed #fc5 meme #far cry 5

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jacobsfat8inchc0ck · 2 years

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You can’t LIE to me and say that Jacob Seed doesn’t have a breeding kink when you look at him

#IM JACOB SEED AND I APPROVE OF THIS MESSAGE #I bet you this man even likes omegaverse #if it was physically possible I’d have 30 of his kids #i want this man’s kids in me #jacob seed #fc5 headcanon #far cry 5 meme #fc5 fanart #far cry 5 jacob seed #far cry fandom #far cry 5 #fc5

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jacobsfat8inchc0ck · 2 years

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Jacob is against John’s usage of food delivery services, it goes against his alpha code 🙄

#far cry 5 #fc5 #jacob seed #joseph seed #john seed #the seed family #fc5 headcanon #hes banned from those services he almost bit the delivery guy #he is also banned from every grocery store in Montana he though it was a good idea to hunt his food there #he’s a biter so most people handling his food are scared #would be the type of shit Jacob would say if he had social media #he’s just a grumpy old man #the seed brothers #far cry 5 jacob seed #far cry fandom #meme #far cry 5 meme

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jacobsfat8inchc0ck · 2 years

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I saw and seized the opportunity LMFAOO

#far cry 5 #fc5 #jacob seed #joseph seed #far cry 5 meme #the seed brothers #fc5 headcanon #jacob x deputy #far cry 5 jacob seed #far cry fandom #meme #far cry 5 deputy #edit #I just had too I couldn’t let the opportunity go to waste

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jacobsfat8inchc0ck · 2 years

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I believe that Jacob is a 6’4 (6’5 in his combat boots) 240lb hairy ass BOOMER with a beefy dad bod, PROVE ME WRONG!1! And he is incapable of using smartphones, his old grandpa brain (EVEN THO HES LITERALLY 44) can’t process them like John can so he owns a little red flip phone like the dumb stubborn old man he is

#far cry 5 #fc5 #jacob seed #john seed #joseph seed #the seed family #far cry 5 meme #fc5 headcanon #far cry 5 jacob seed #fc5 fanart #the seed brothers #he’s such a grandpa I luv him so much #far cry fandom #sketch #look at his little flip phone AAAAAA #i want this man’s kids in me #Jacob seed doesn’t realize he takes thirst traps #this man is a dilf

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jacobsfat8inchc0ck · 2 years

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I think I’d go feral if Jacob were to ever shave his beard

#far cry 5 #fc5 #jacob seed #wip #far cry 5 jacob seed #i would lose my shit #he looks so naked I can’t #I’d still love him tho he’s still a big sexy tumblr man

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jacobsfat8inchc0ck · 2 years

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Jacob with the Deputy

I edited it for my bestie pfhsha 💖 and he said I should post it so here it is ahha. Ty @h3m0rrh0idzz ily 💜

This clip is from the episode called "spongebob meets the strangler "

Obvs credit to the makers of spongebob who made this funny episode that kept me on my toes as a kid.

#jacob seed #faith seed #john seed #joseph seed #deputy OC #farcry 5 AU #farc5 #farcry5 #farcry 5 #zoegts #sharky boshaw #nick rye #jacobseed #funny

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jacobsfat8inchc0ck · 2 years

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Who needs cows when you have Jacob Seed, he can feed the whole county with them milkers—

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jacobsfat8inchc0ck · 2 years

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Lord forgive me—

#far cry 5 #fc5 #jacob seed #fc5 fanart #far cry 5 jacob seed #wip #current wip #I am never seeing the pearly white gates of heaven #Jacob seeds big mommy milkers #i want this man’s kids in me #you can’t lie this man has big milkers #he can feed the whole county with those babies #faith seed is jealous of Jacob #sketch

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jacobsfat8inchc0ck · 2 years

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I love my best friend @zoegts @zoegtsupdates soooooooo much I got them a video of Mark Pellegrino aka Jacob Seed to sing her birthday even tho their birthday was like Saturday 😩 the videos longer but I’m too lazy to post it so I cut it to this part

#far cry 5 #fc5 #jacob seed #i want this man’s kids in me #jacob x deputy #mark pellegrino #happy birthday whore #Lucifer #spn lucifer #far cry 5 jacob seed #I’m in love with this musty man #cull the herd

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jacobsfat8inchc0ck · 2 years

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I KNOW HIS SHIT NARLY ASF— IT MUST BE RANCID I JUST KNOW IT— BUT IDC IM TAKING IT LIKE A CHAMP AND CHUGGING IT

#far cry 5 #fc5 #jacob seed #far cry 5 meme #fc5 headcanon #i want this man’s kids in me #jacob x deputy #this man is a cannibal I know his shit is narly #fuck it I’m in love with him id do anything for him #Jacob seed please for the love of GOD EAT SOME VEGETABLES #taking one for the team

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jacobsfat8inchc0ck · 2 years

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I forgot about this shit, I finished it months ago but here, everyone’s favorite sugar daddies

#far cry 5 #fc5 #jacob seed #john seed #joseph seed #the seed family #art #fanart #fc5 fanart #hope county #the seed brothers #the way these older men have a grip on me

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