Astarion’s simple plan

not enough people are into shadowheart/nocturne and it makes me feel insane. like what do you MEAN shadowheart used to beat up people who deadnamed nocturne. what do you MEAN shadowheart would frequently have her memories wiped, but nocturne could get her to remember nocturne in a matter of HOURS if not minutes, and would write on her diary about how happy it'd make her to see the expression on shadowheart's face when she remembered? what do you MEAN that if you give shadowheart the noblestalk, a mushroom so rare and potent there is only ONE of them in the entire game, she doesn't remember her parents or the day with the wolves or the mother superior's name but just nocturne? what do you MEAN nocturne was the one who did shadowheart's hair, and she kept at it until her arms were sore, and even without remembering that at all shadowheart still kept the same canonically hard to redo hairstyle? did shadowheart even like night orchids before their hideout, or did they become her favorite flowers because they were there? were they even actually her favorite flowers, or did she just mix up her attachment to nocturne with attachment to the flowers after forgetting her? hello? hello? can anybody hear me????

Flowey: NOOOO! STOP! YOURE SUPPOSED TO OBEY ME

The six human Testosterone bottles:

life’s worth living

I hate hate hate hate how dog friendly everything is in the city now. Barring medical necessity, there is no reason to bring your dog to a restaurant, there is no reason to bring your dog to the grocery store, there is no reason to bring your dog to the nail salon. Dogs do not need to go everywhere you go why am I being forced to be around dogs all the time

Father and son.

Over the Garden Wall is almost ten years old and that both feels too old and unbelievably young.

I remember first watching this in the backroom of a museum on my ipod touch in late August in 2015 and it still feels like it’s been a pillar of Americana for the past thousand years.

its important to do this every time a museum or school thinks this is a good idea

POINT AND LAUGH

The Lovers of Valdaro/ Dinosaurs, Laura Gilpin/ Broomistega and Thrinaxodon

Some of the Pokemon requests I got...Too long ago. 😅

In my last Neopets post I implied that finding a dead body was the most insane thing to have happened during the Festival of Neggs, but that was a lie. The actual most insane thing was when TNT introduced an Easter bunny character in 2015 to head the festival and so many people found him uncanny and kept making FNAF jokes that they brought him back in 2021 just to reveal that he was the Terminator 9000

Tara, standing on top of Gale, his first night sleeping back at his tower: Mr. Dekarios? I regret to inform you that it is ten minutes past the hour and as you know I eat breakfast at 6 minutes past the hour. If I am not fed, I must begin the traditional tressym starving song

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