Pfffff

Windows go BRRRRRR

national coming out day

i wake up in pain.

This man ate our son

B)

B:O

What did you build today IKEA?

 "NOTHING. I MAKE PEOPLE BUY IT THEN MAKE IT WITHOUT THE INSTRUTIONS"

 Satan: Uh, do you want to take Hell from here? 

IKEA: Is it already made? 

Satan: Yeah? 

IKEA: FUCK NO. GO BACK TO HELL

Wow silently tapping on glass... I too had no idea that the people 200 years ago wouldn’t have guessed that humans in the future would communicate!

200 years ago, people would never have guessed that humans in the future would communicate by silently tapping on glass

Source: reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts

My sweet kid brother has a love for some girl in his class. My brother (5 y/o) wrote her a letter too. It has been the cutest thing I’ve seen all day! 

“Dear Ella, (in his crumby handwriting) I love you -AJKFHEUJCVHFUI” (you folks ain’t getting his name)

Why can’t I find a guy like this for myself? This girl better know she’s lucky

Yes, but no. My grades did change, but they hecking went down. My F with 58% went down to a mother hecking F with a 43%

I wonder if my grades would have changed by this time next week….

You’ve yeed your last haw you Italian cowboy

I will find you, and i will kill you.

My boyfriend made a new email for a class and it asked him his gender. But he, being the most ridiculous person I know ends up clicking the “Other” button. He is now classified as a Toaster Oven.

Then there is me, and I did the same thing. I went on and made me a new email too. So I puss the “Other” button, and now my gender is “Microwave”

This is the dawn of a new era

I wonder if my grades would have changed by this time next week....

Roses are red,

Elf on the shelf,

Jeffery Epstein didn’t kill himself

will you date me?

breathe if yes

recite the bible in Japanese if no

me:最初に神が創造した

Hagrid: *finds Harry in the shack thing*

Harry: ...

The Dursleys: D:

Hagrid: You’re a microwave, Harry

Harry: MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

Has anyone else ever been in a situation where they had all these really fun things to do, and then everything just crashes because of just one person? Like, I had a great time writing in a journal for my boyfriend, and then gift it to him for his birthday. (It was full of reasons of why I loved him and crap like that) But then we broke up, and I had no reason to write in the lil’ book anymore. This system is broken.

Poor doggo...

So sad like actually