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i cant get over the king charles portrait. they made that thing to age in his place. that painting hangs in the house of a too-friendly family you find in the post apocalyptic wasteland who inexplicably has a ready supply of fresh meat. if mario jumped into that painting he wouldn't find a charming platformer he would be flayed and hanged like a medieval criminal by an unseeable force in a droning red void. that painting is a color blindness test for people who work in IT but believe in the divine right of kings. that painting is going to weep the sequel to blood. after he dies charles is gonna crawl outta that thing like sadako.
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I hate Bruce's "I don't kill because once I start, I wouldn't be able to stop"
Like I simply do not buy it. Murder is not a potato chip Bruce. I think he is full of shit and a messy bitch who lives for the drama. I am certain Bruce has some kind of valid reason for not killing, but I don't believe that this is it.
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please just tell me that somebody out there knows the post i’m looking for
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I think "they don't even have X" is one of those memes that's actually funnier in its original context than in anything that's been done with it subsequently. Like, in its original context, this is a joke about a man who has lived his entire adult life alone in a swamp cold-reading the atmosphere of a corporate workplace and deciding that appealing to the receptionist's sense of working-class solidarity is going to get him in the door, and it fucking works.
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i know that sam biting into his own arm to draw a sigil was supposed to show us how fucked up he was without his soul but I do truly believe in my heart that normal sam would've done the same thing
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big things happening in baseball
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that's just dean post s15 to me btw
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shoutout to everyone who wants to infodump but cant string together coherent thoughts to form sentences and instead just look at you like this
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I've worked a few tough crowds myself over the years. In politics? In panto.
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Pornbots are so annoying like I’m not gonna fall for this I’m not an idiot I know sex isn’t real and its just something made up for destiel fanfiction
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"destiel was homophobic" well yes "destiel is unrequited" oh so you're not educated on this matter at all
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ok. he literally fell in love with a BUG. an angel and he fell in love he fell from heaven he chose him over and over he became a father he allowed himself to be changed do you hear me. TO be loved is to be CHANGED. he... died in gay love to save the world. good lord!
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the bride and the ugly ass groom <3
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'bear in mind' well yes there are bears in my mind. hibernating and eating berries and hunting for salmon and such, etc etc
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