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ivory--raven · 9 hours
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I need a story where the hero and villain switch places. Like the hero gets worse and worse and becomes worse than the villain and the villain says "hey now maybe this isn't cool" and has to stop the hero from whatever. Does that exist lol.
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ivory--raven · 9 hours
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I have realized that the perfect form of media must have a delicate balance between absolutely heart wrenching pure emotional devastation and the most ridiculous nonsense you have ever seen in your whole life
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ivory--raven · 10 hours
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both. neither. in that two are siblings and one of those and another are dating and the partner is friends with the other sibling and the fourth is an associate but not a friend of anyone.
Are your pets:
Siblings
Dating
Secret third thing(none/only 1 pet)
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ivory--raven · 10 hours
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course I could maliciously comply. tie it back to this? yeah okay. forget the actual topic it's time for tsetse viviparity. It's time for trophic levels.
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ivory--raven · 10 hours
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tsetse = eh ok nothing special
tsé-tsé = mignon
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ivory--raven · 10 hours
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so fucking condescending
thinks he's cleverer than me
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ivory--raven · 13 hours
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this is going to go badly
he's quoting leviticus I'm reading arthropod structure and development
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ivory--raven · 14 hours
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Hozier gets me
banned from the clock app for making too many alarms. you set too many alarms girl! banned from clock app.
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ivory--raven · 14 hours
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cannibalism is fun + sexy + it doesnt hurt anyone!
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ivory--raven · 14 hours
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children existing in public spaces is genuinely like. necessary for the continuation of society. it doesnt have to be your kids you dont have to volunteer at a daycare or whatever but you need to be able to tolerate the presence of someone who is learning how to exist as a human and interact with people
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ivory--raven · 16 hours
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oh uh. scuse me. just a lil snail crossing your dash
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ivory--raven · 16 hours
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oh sweetie pie
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ivory--raven · 16 hours
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it would be really nice if we stop telling people how they should live their lives or touching people without permission, especially strangers.
Stop telling people that they should be with someone of the opposite gender.
Stop telling people that they are too pretty or too young to be disabled.
Stop telling people that they should smile more.
Stop telling people that they don’t look masculine enough or feminine enough to be their own gender.
Stop moving people in wheelchairs out of your way.
Stop grabbing the arms of people with white canes or guide dogs and “helping” them cross the street.
Stop touching service dogs, I know they’re cute, but that distracts them.
Stop seeing people who are different as objects that you control.
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ivory--raven · 17 hours
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Seeing a post that you know a mutual will like and reblogging it to add enrichment to their dash like giving a tiger in a zoo a cardboard box
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ivory--raven · 18 hours
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ivory--raven · 18 hours
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ivory--raven · 1 day
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okay so. blood.
i know i know the Eucharist but aaaaaaah actual hematophagy has me in a chokehold
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