PSA: GO NOW.

Okay. I'm sure you all expected this but.

GO VOTE.

RIGHT NOW.

thank you have a nice day.

You said you didn't care about my blog.

My basic requirement for a good selfie: America looks good. Russia looks like an idiot. I think this was a success! 

(( :D Look guys, I'm famous. This person's recommending me. LOOK LOOK LOOK. ))

((A post on inactivity))

((I’ve taken on 16 credit hours this semester and on top of that, have been working part-time. It started off pretty rough, but since midterms are over and I’ve been feeling better, this blog will be much more active!

Also I’ve noticed that my amazing roleplay partner ivanslittlecapitalist has posted lately too, so hopefully we can get the ball rolling and stay up-to-date on our blogs.))

My basic requirement for a good selfie: America looks good. Russia looks like an idiot. I think this was a success! 

Playing video games with Ivan in a nutshell. And then he wonders why I don't know what the hell he's doing! He's never on the same page as everyone else! The rest of the team will be strategically camping and we'll just see him, guns blazing, facing like ten enemies by himself. And then when we decide to rush, he's the one standing back like, "Where is team?". For real guys. And you don't even want to know what it's like if we start lagging.

"We will become killed"

"Don’t be racism"

"Don’t be so quietly"

"Quietness to becoming the winning"

"I go to fight war friends"

~Aleks Marchant

I think I liked this video a little too much…

help me guys i'm not drunk enough for this

alfred thought tat making me drink wen  i dont do daer was goodidea wel joke is being on him i drink and do daers hahaja alfredd

Musings from America

If all of the nations invested in social media like I do, we could just have our meetings over Facebook. I wouldn't have to drag my ass across the world to listen to everyone talk forever about boring things. It's like the perfectest idea, I don't know why we haven't started it yet. And then we can just 'like' stuff we agree with, like we're voting. DEMOCRACY! Who's down? G-8 (G-7 now?) meeting over Facebook instead of at Germany's place next June?

Ivan's Blog

Dear Followers,

Okay, so Ivan has a blog too. Now, I know you fine folks follow me for a reason. It's because I'm so cool and my life is interesting to read about. And I'm not gonna try and sugar coat this: Ivan's life is not near as cool, and not near as interesting to read about. Unless of course he writes about hanging out with me, that's pretty damn cool no matter how you slice it.

But at the same time I think we should give him a shot! It is the American way to assume the best in people until proven otherwise. Soooooo, I'm gonna promote his blog and I hope some of my followers can find it in their hearts to follow him too. Tell him America sent you.

Sincerely, Alfred F. Jones

Look at this pic I got of Ivan snuggling Amelia. D'awwwwww!! Isn't she cute? And I guess he's okay too. A lot better like this than when he's awake, that's for sure.

But I mean... if you want to get me beer again for my birthday... I won't stop you.

Truth or Dare

Ivan's said he's never played?? That really means I have no choice, I have to fix that. What do you guys think I should dare him to do? At some point in my visit here I'm gonna get my flag hung up in his room, so maybe that's where I'll start. Expect pics!

Any thoughts??

((Hello hello I would like to say at first I didn't realise this was like an ask blog and I happened to see the thing with getting detained in Russia and I was like wtf really? It was only then did I connect your URL to your use of 'Ivan' WOW but through all of that you gained a follower woop. Also I am an idiot.))

(( Ahahahaha well I’m glad you got to that final point in your thought process. ;u; It is an ask blog, I’ve been neglecting it but I just recently started roleplaying again so hopefully I’ll be breathing some life into it.

Also you can get detained in Russia for not having papers. So if you go, bring documentation~ Word of the wise!

ALSO also, thanks for the follow~

What would you do if Russia kissed you?

I let it happen for the Klondike bar

In Soviet Russia...

So I wanted to make a clever joke, but one didn't come. The situation is too fucked for jokes, anyways.

Okay so get this: You can be arrested in Russia. Just for walking around. Being a tourist. It's CRAZY. Like all of the Soviet Russia jokes about Russia being whack, except this is real life.  So I went out to get ice cream. It was the prime time of the evening to get ice cream, around 1 in the morning. Anyways, I was walking around minding my own business with my ice cream and then BAM! this cop shows up with his lights and everything. And so I stop of course, to see what the problem is. And, well, maybe ask for directions because I might have been a little lost. But then he just shouted at me in Russia. And he just kept doing it, even after he knew I couldn't speak it. Who does that?? Anyways, I tried my best with my incredibly limited Russian vocabulary (because Ivan chooses to teach me the most unorthodox things) to ask this guy where I am and why he's talking to me in the first place. Also to tell him I don't know a single word of what he's saying.

So this guy gets out of his car. I'm not even done with my ice cream when I see he has handcuffs. Yes, handcuffs. This guy's fixing to arrest me. Also, he was enjoying it. I saw the look on his face, and it was the look of a madman.

Oh and also, get this guys. I didn't do anything. Unless eating ice cream in Russia is illegal, I was innocent. I forgot my documentation, that's all. I think there should be a three strikes rule on that sort of thing!

So here I am, I have two choices. Choice one: I beat the crap out of him and run for it. Choice two: I let myself be arrested. Okay so I'm sure everyone knows I could have taken the guy out. But I figured I would be nice. This guy probably had a bad day, or something. Also Ivan wouldn't appreciate me beating up his city officials. So I allow him to put the cuffs on. It's embarrassing, but I took one for the team. I didn't even get to finish my ice cream.

So yeah I was detained in Russia like a week into this trip. You should have heard Ivan when I called him. Which, by the way, I had to fight and plead for a phone. It was terrifying, they were probably going to bring out the torture devices any time soon, I could sense it.

So Ivan came to get me. But get this: He agreed with them! He even told me if I forgot my papers again, he'd leave me there. This is what I'm living with guys!! I hope you feel me.

In Moscow!

So some circumstances dragged me from the states to Moscow. Don't ask about it, seriously. It's not a good story. Anyways, I'm starting this blog up again while I'm at Ivan's place. I'll be documenting him in his natural habitat, so stay tuned!

Blog

Ivan told me to watch what I put on my blog. So, because I'm so good at doing the opposite, feel free to ask me whatever you want about him and I'll answer~ :'D Yayyyyy!

:'D