Steven Grant, is that you?
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Jake: Why do you think I don't like you? I do. I would kill for you. Ask me to kill for you.
Y/N: First of all, calm down.
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Steven: Hey. I heard you impaled a guy with a machine gun and shot three other people while it was still in his chest. Is that...?
Marc: Lies. Filthy Lies.
Steven: Oh, good. Because--
Marc: It was FOUR people.
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Jake: Why are Steven and Y/N sitting with their backs to each other?
Marc: They had a fight.
Jake: Then why are they holding hands?
Marc: They get sad when they fight.
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Marc: Khonshu! Truth or dare?
Khonshu: Truth
Steven: Was the moon landing of 1969 faked?
Khonshu: What?
Jake: Answer the question, Khonshu.
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Y/N: Okay, truth or dare?
Steven: Truth
Y/N: How many hours have you slept this week?
Steven:
Steven: ...dare
Y/N: Go to bed.
Steven: I don鈥檛 like this game.
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went to no bitches island and you were there
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i'm pretty sure this is canon
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steven: do you have any skeletons in your closet
marc: steven you've seen them all already you know everything about me
jake: figuratively or literally
steven & marc:
steven & marc: anyway
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Moon Knight episode 4, for some reason:
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Jake: Okay, so get this.
Jake: You make ten meals, you're not a cook. You make twenty paintings, you're not an artist.
Jake: But you kill oNe pErsON-
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I wish lesbians were as easy to find in real life as they are on tumblr
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