No cops at Pride, just Elton John with his Gucci shirt and a knife

blood is so cool

I’ve always wanted to go to a house party like you see in movies but I never found out about any. Was too busy in the monastery where I was trained to kill

slime teacher: I want this essay in 12 point font Slimes New Roman

youre in her dms im on wikipedia looking at bronze age tombs

And is the bus scheduled for zero minutes in the room with us now

@rlconasty

oh yeah well what if trains entering tunnels didn’t symbolise sex, in fact what if sex symbolised railway engineering, how about that huh

Women love me, Fish despise me. Even docile ones will attack me. I am not welcome in their holy places.

ttrpg player pro tip- just tell your GM when you have a plot in mind for your character. Ask for events to happen. Walk up and say "I want my evil brother to show up and be a huge fight and I try to save him from himself." Your GM will ADORE having a whole encounter outlined for her, you'll get to have an awesome scene play out, you'll be invested, your GM will be invested, it'll be memorable. Hopefully, just don't be foreceful.

The idea that you and your GM will be able to like, psychically intuit each other's ideas for character arcs is bullshit. This is a collaborative relationship; communicate!!

Falin, Oil on paper and digital

Dungeon Meshi and Dragons I wanted to imagine what it might look like if the gang was playing DnD with Laios as an enthusiastic DM Prints

Call me Dracula with the way I gotta do everything around this fucking house

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