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Melanie | 21 | Mostly Starkid, tin can bros and some shipwrecked comedy | generally a lot of Lauren Lopez because I love her | INTP | 🇨🇭
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when it’s september so you’re skippin this town to get yoself back to Hogwarts where everything is magicool and totally awesome
happy september first to all the hotties nerds and tools (but mostly the nerds)
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Brian and Lauren's reaction to Diane sitting by Brian's
Bonus: Diane being sad when Brian got up
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my skills include reading an entire page of an academic text without absorbing a single word
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I submit to you that the most iconic feature of any animal is either unlikely or impossible to fossilize.
If all we had of wolves were their bones we would never guess that they howl.
If all we had of elephants were fossils with no living related species, we might infer some kind of proboscis but we'd never come up with those ears.
If all we had of chickens were bones, we wouldn't know about their combs and wattles, or that roosters crow.
We wouldn't know that lions have manes, or that zebras have stripes, or that peacocks have trains, that howler monkeys yell, that cats purr, that deer shed the velvet from their antlers, that caterpillars become butterflies, that spiders make webs, that chickadees say their name, that Canada geese are assholes, that orangutans are ginger, that dolphins echolocate, or that squid even existed.
My point here is that we don't know anything about dinosaurs. If we saw one we would not recognize it. As my evidence I submit the above, along with the fact that it took us two centuries to realize they'd been all around us the whole time.
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i was at a bookshop yesterday buying three books and the cashier looked at my stack and went “oh one of my favorites! oh another one of my favorites! oh three of my favorites !!” and all i could think was
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being individuals together is so intimate. let’s read different books but curled up next to each other, let’s visit a coffee shop so you can study & i can write, let’s just be near each other
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Rescued baby seal’s first swim lesson
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I'm not sure what to say so uh here's this
On a completely unrelated note, if anyone needs any screenshots of Joey I've got you, I have a ton now
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People are always talking about making John Green say “I love cocks” when it comes to having fun with tumblr’s ability to edit everyone’s posts but that one post where that person was saying fuckers and it got repeatedly edited to fudgers and meaners was 10000% funnier
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i can't believe a bunch of grown men named Josh showed up to some random park with the intention of fighting each other and then let some four year old named Josh win. there's so much hope for our society.
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as much as I hate the term “tumblr veteran,” I am one, so I made a uquiz about it. let me assign you an OTP. I’m so sorry.
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