"We don't want our politicians and military officials to be held accountable for war crimes! :("
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dmv: can i have you birth certificate
me: i dont have it but you can trust! 😁✌️
dmv: ok! 😁✌️here is your license
me: its so small and cute! 😳
dmv: just like you! ☺️
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this stupid twink wont share his fucking doritos
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"tumblr thinks this" "tumblr users act like that" the only thing all tumblr users do is look at posts.
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As protests start ramping up and violence escalates please remember:
DO NOT PUT MILK IN YOUR EYES FOR PEPPER SPRAY OR TEAR GAS.
It can and will cause infection due to bacteria. Flush with water, distilled if possible, and never EVER wear contact lenses to protests where there may be police retaliation.
Please reblog. It may save someone's sight.
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What to say when you're definitely not guilty of war crimes
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A furry won a hockey tournament and went on a murderous rampage, eventually killing the goddess.
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