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Wrong Place, Perfect Time (3K) by Rearviewdreamer
Louis can’t believe his luck when he is offered one of the easiest jobs he has had as a long-term house-sitter for the wealthy. He loves the money, and the peace and quiet of the empty mansions he looks after. Most of all he likes that there are no surprises until he gets the shock of his life from ex-pop star Harry Styles who isn’t supposed to be home.
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itsnotreal · 7 hours
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I've watched the people boosting this gofundme become more and more desperate as the Rafah invasion draws near:
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This baby was born during this genocide and has only ever known this genocide. If you can donate to help her family evacuate, please do.
If you were thinking about donating to any evacuation, now is the time. They don't have much left.
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dude omegaverse AUs are lowkey insanely sex positive because 90% of everything revolves around sex and everyone is completely fine with it like imagine taking a week off work to get railed to hell and back and your coworkers being 100% okay with it there's no gossip or drama or anything just mark from HR getting his guts rearranged nonstop tuesday through saturday and coming back to work on monday with a fresh bitemark on his neck and meeting his colleagues for lunch like nothing happened what a LIFE
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Public transit be like your bus is due .....now! ........now! .....any second now.......okay now! Just kidding uhh..............now! Okay itll be 17 minutes ☺️ hope that helps. Aw shit we sent the invisible bus again
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i loved hanging out with you on the dashboard tonight. Let's do it again tomorrow. it's a date
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not to be gay but women? damn
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No in between. Reblog if you vote pleas
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pov: you look through harry styles’ camera roll
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pissing each other off as foreplay
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Fic Rec April 2024
So I was shadowbanned for the 28 of April, have my fic rec list a bit late.
I fell down in other fandom rabbittholes about halfway through this month, and I'm doing my best to slowly climb out of them. That lead to a slightly shorter list this month. Though there is some variety in lengt, and a lot of great ones! Hopefully something here will catch your eye. Happy reading!
❃ I'll make this feel like home by enchantedlandcoffee / @enchantedlandcoffee
Louis/Harry | 401 | G | Christmas Fluff
Louis returns home to his boys for Christmas.
Just really sweet.
❃ Cookies and Christmas Cheer by Neondiamond / @neondiamond
Niall & Zayn | 1k | G | Nurse AU, Bonding
When Niall is feeling a little sad at having to work over the holidays, his fellow nurse Zayn shows him a little Christmas spirit is still possible.
I feel for Niall, being alone for the holidays for the first time. Luckily Zayn was there to cheer him up!
❃ beech tree in autumn by juliusschmidt / @juliusschmidt
Louis/Harry | 1.9k | E | Outdoor Sex
Louis walks forward. Harry walks back. And back. And back. Off the two track, through the brush, until his heel bangs against the trunk of a tree.Louis presses further still. Without so much as a, 'hello,' he's kissing Harry, hard and hungry.
Such a good snapshot that really tells you a lot of the wider story! Hot, but also a bit tense.
❃You are so gorgeous (it makes me so mad) by Dreaminrainbows / @dreaminrainbows
Louis/Harry | 2.1k | M | Bartender Louis, Disaster Gay Harry
It's not Harry's fault Cheekbones is drop-dead gorgeous and Harry feels like he would literally drop dead if Cheekbones looked at him with his ice blue eyes for more than the minute it takes to order.Or Louis is a hot bartender and Harry is pathetically in love with him
This was fun! Niall is truly the MVP of the story.
❃ Violent Vibrations by red_panda28 / @red-pandaaa
Louis/Harry | 2.1k | E | Sex Toys, Friends To Lovers
Louis tsked. “You literally work in a sex shop, shouldn’t you know how to use it properly?” he smirked.“It’s about versality,” Harry shot back. “If you’re so knowledgeable in the topic, I’ll make sure to take your expertise into account for my next review,” he promised.ORHarry works in an Adult Toy Shop and posts on TikTok, Louis is his flatmate and friend, and there is a sex toy test at some point
Loved this one. Short, fun and hot!
❃ Thesis Management by LadyLondonderry / @londonfoginacup
Louis/Harry | 2.6k | T | Werewolf Louis, Student Harry, Crack
Out of nowhere, in the otherwise silent flat, Harry hears a bang.No, thinks Harry. Dear God, please no.It’s followed by an uncoordinated smattering of smaller thud thud thud’s of heavy footsteps and then a whump against the front door.Harry drops his head into his hands and groans. “No!” he yells into the empty space. “You’re not supposed to be back yet!”Or, Harry's got an assignment due and it's the full moon.
Harry desperate to finish his project and werewolf Louis being needy, truly a recipe for hilarity!
❃ I’ll tell you something (I hope you’ll understand) by yeah_alright / @uhoh-but-yeah-alright
Louis/Harry | 2.7k | E | Girl Direction, Friends To Lover
Louis insists that Harry stay off her phone and in the safety of Louis' room rather than risk moping in her own texting her ex-boyfriend. When Harry agrees on one condition, Louis' safe night in could become something else entirely.
So lovely and fun! The friendship and the pining! Louis being ready to throw hands with anyone who's called Harry a slut, there's just so much in under 3k!
❃ Well-Deserved Worship by red_panda28 / @red-pandaaa
Louis/Harry | 3.3k | E | Established Relationship, Massage
With Louis wrapping up the European leg of tour, and Harry still trying to stay low for a bit, they had relied on phone calls and FaceTime, which wasn’t the best, but over the years they had learned to make do.But now, with the prospect of having Louis actual there with him, Harry felt like his skin was buzzing with anticipation. Trying to distract himself, he looked at his phone again; twenty minutes until his estimated arrival, and thirty, until he was supposed to be reunited with Louis.ORLouis is on break, and Harry treats him like he deserves to be
This was so sweet! I love when Harry takes care of Louis in his own way.
❃ Make Confessions and We're Begging for Forgiveness by Wishingforloushair / @wishingforloushair
Louis/Harry | 4.6k | E | Dom Sub Dynamics, Brat Harry, Kink Exploration
On tour for their fourth album, all the boys in One Direction are starting to feel the strain, but Harry seemed to be the worst. Snippy and rude, he becomes unbearable to live with, until Louis realises that what Harry needs is someone to just keep him quiet and well behaved. After a particularly uncharacteristically sassy comment in an interview about Zayn's departure from the band, Louis fulfils one of Harry's sexual fantasies as punishment.
Love the way they approach the kink exploration, and bratty Harry is always fun to read!
❃ In Jest by LadyLondonderry / @londonfoginacup
Louis/Harry | 4.8k | T | Soulmates, Misunderstandings
Louis, who smiles at Harry as he reclines in his chair. Louis, whose soulmark is visible thanks to his low-cut top.Louis, Harry’s soulmate, who seems to either be blissfully ignorant of that fact or maliciously ignoring it.Harry would really like to know which.
Very cute! Harry not being able to work up the courage to tell Louis they are soulmates is, unfortunately, very relatable.
❃ Told You So by hazzahtomlinson / @itsnotreal
Louis/Harry | 5.3k | E | Meet Cute, Falling In Love, Family Meddeling
“Harry, come outside and say 'hello' to Loretta.”Louis rested his forearms against the fence. He wondered who Harry was? Maybe her son? He turned back briefly to check on his grandma. She had a sly smirk on her face, so he turned further to face her. “What? What’re you smiling like that for?” He chuckled.“Nothing. Just— thought of something funny. I’ll tell you about it later.”Louis squinted at her. Hm. Weird.“What’d you need, Gram?” A new voice said.Louis turned back towards Mary’s yard and nearly choked on his tongue. Holy fucking—. Harry was in fact not Mary’s son. Jesus fuck. He had brown hair that curled a bit at his ears, long legs on display in some mesh shorts, toned arms showing due to the tanktop he was sporting. Christ. He was hot as fuck. A thousand percent Louis’ type— and then he turned towards him and their eyes met.“Oh. Who’s this?” Harry questioned, a soft smile on his lips as his eyes danced over Louis.Or Louis' grandmother loved to meddle in his life no matter how much he told her to give it up.
This was such a fun and cute read. The banter! The grandmothers truly knew what they were doing this time.
❃ In-flight entertainment by lunarheslwt / @lunarheslwt
Louis/Harry | 6.8k | E | Dom/Sub, Watersport, Exhibitionism
“Louis,” Harry whined, desperation and plea colouring the single word. “I’ve got to pee.” “Hold it,” Louis said flatly. “W-what?” “There's just about…” Louis pointedly glanced at the mini screen in front of them, tapping on the “view journey” to look at their route details. “Forty minutes left, barely? Hold it.” Harry eyed the screen, and then at Louis who was staring back at him coolly. He let out a nervous chuckle. “I'm gonna piss myself.” Silence. The sound of the aeroplane engines that had become white noise was suddenly deafening. And then- “Do it.” Or, a flight is a rather inconvenient place to be when Harry is desperate to relieve himself, until the desperation gets turned into something exciting by Louis. Aka watersports ensues.
This was so good! Louis being attentive, while firm, and Harry getting more and more desperate.
❃ That's How I Know by allwaswell16 / @allwaswell16
Louis/Harry | 19.7k | E | Neighbors AU, Enemies to Lovers
Louis Tomlinson has just landed his dream job, coaching soccer at Augustus University. When he moves into a new house near campus, he meets his very fit new neighbor, English professor Harry Styles. Although their first meeting leads to an instant mutual dislike, the more Harry gets to know Louis, the more he likes what he sees.Or the one where Harry’s African grey parrot spills his dirty secrets to his very hot neighbor.
Another reread! This one is such a fun read, and Darcy is truly a mastermind in getting her way!
❃ From the Start by allwaswell16 / @allwaswell16
Louis/Harry | 32.1k | E | Fake Relationship, Engagement
Louis has no idea that one act of kindness will cause his life to spiral out of control. But that's what happens when his new friend fake proposes to him and a video of it goes viral.
This one was impossible to put it down. Love how into each other they are from the start, even though Louis needs time to get around to it. Also the Lilo friendship is top notch!
❃ Deleted Scenes by Stria / @nooradeservedbetter
Louis/Harry | 33.6k | E | Amnesia, Agen Harry, Mystery
“Do you trust me?” asks Louis in a whisper, mouth pressed on the crown of Harry’s head. His voice has that raw quality to it that Harry has only heard a few times, and he takes a deep breath. “I do,” he responds, and he could add something to keep up the charade, tell Louis that of course he does, he’s here for him, to support him, but he doesn’t really feel like doing anything. He’s going away in a very short while, after all. He can’t find the strength to keep up the farce. “I told you everything would be alright,” says Louis. “I told you we will be alright. Do you trust me on this?” Harry hesitates. He feels Louis’ arms tighten around him, and he brings one of his hands over Louis’. He doesn’t want to lie, he doesn’t. Agent Harry Styles was injured on the job a few months back, and gets roped in one last mission before he can retire prematurely: playing house with Louis, a widower who has amnesia. The assignment seems simple at the beginning, but soon enough Harry's twisted in a web of his own making, and can't get out anymore.
I usually don't read amnesia fics, but, as I'm a sucker for agent/crime fics, the summery of this one caught my eye. I'm so glad I gave it a shot! The story was just fun and engaging, with some twists and turns along the way!
❃ somewhere in between lightning by jassy117, nauticalleeds, shiningdistractionwrites / @nauticalleeds , @shiningdistraction
Louis/Harry | 99.6k | E | Exes To Lovers, Reality Show
As Louis took another bite, he thought back to how he had once believed that the hardest thing about being on Love Island would be Liam handling his social media.He had been wrong. It was Harry Styles, peeking over at Louis as he forked a pancake into his mouth, and gauging his reaction. It was having to quench the swelling of his heart, which felt simultaneously like hope and the breaking of a thousand pieces.---A summer gone wrong (or very right) when, under Liam’s persuasion, Louis finds himself drunkenly applying for Love Island, and getting accepted. Oh, well. A summer spent on an island paradise couldn’t be all that bad, right?Imagine his surprise when Louis arrives in sunny Majorca to find that his first love and ex-boyfriend, Harry, is another contestant, about to capture the hearts of everyone in the villa. Most normal people don’t have to face their ex on an otherwise straight TV show. Most normal people don’t fall for their ex again in front of the whole nation, either. Too bad this whole situation isn’t normal.
This months first reread! I love a good reality show fic since it brings a story of it's own, and this one is great! It has great banter, love triangle drama that isn't the main pairing, and a ziam side quest. Just a really fun read!
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Some items of One Direction sell on the O2 Arena in London (click in each image to see better), [credit: _tpwkells, 30.04.24].
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Remember when Louis said Is it my imagination? Is it something that I'm taking? All the smiles that I'm faking "Everything is great Everything is fucking great" Going out every weekend Staring at the stars on the ceiling Hollywood friends, gotta see them Such a good time I believe it this time Tuesday night Glazed over eyes Just one more pint or five Does it even matter anyway? We're dancing on tables And I'm off my face With all of my people And it couldn't get better they say We're singing 'til last call And it's all out of tune Should be laughing, but there's something wrong And it hits me when the lights go on Shit, maybe I miss you Just like that and I'm sober I'm asking myself, "Is it over?" Maybe I was lying when I told you "Everything is great Everything is fucking great" And all of these thoughts and the feelings Cheers to that if you don't need them I've been checking my phone all evening Such a good time I believe it this time Tuesday night Glazed over eyes Just one more pint or five Does it even matter anyway? We're dancing on tables And I'm off my face With all of my people And it couldn't get better they say We're singing 'til last call And it's all out of tune Should be laughing, but there's something wrong And it hits me when the lights go on Shit, maybe I miss you (yeah) Now I'm asking my friends how to say, "I'm sorry" They say, "Lad, give it time, there's no need to worry" And we can't even be on the phone now And I can't even be with you alone now Oh, how shit changes We were in love, now we're strangers When I feel it coming up, I just throw it all away Get another two shots 'cause it doesn't matter anyway We're dancing on tables And I'm off my face With all of my people And it couldn't get better they say We're singing 'til last call And it's all out of tune Should be laughing, but there's something wrong And it hits me when the lights go on We're dancing on tables And I'm off my face With all of my people And it couldn't get better they say We're singing 'til last call And it's all out of tune Should be laughing, but there's something wrong And it hits me when the lights go on Shit, maybe I miss you
… he was so real for that
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