A woman's place is on the battlefield
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#let him talk about his holes
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BARBIE (2023) DIR. GRETA GERWIG
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BARBIE (2023) dir. Greta Gerwig
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people are so used to online content being curated for their consumption that they forget tumblr isn’t like that… this is my diary. I don’t post for other people. if you find the stuff I post depressing or annoying or too much or u don’t agree or whatever whatever…. that’s fine it’s not For You? it’s for me. there is no audience I’m performing for. feel free to unfollow me if u don’t like, I’m not a carefully crafted online persona I’m a real person
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Guy whose about to figure out eating 50,000,000 bananas is a lethal dose of radiation: mm im so full from 49,999,999 bananas but one more
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my favorite genre of man is one that is head over heels obsessed with his love interest that he can barely be in her presence without screaming crying or throwing up
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i be like “i’m fine” then shake my leg 138mph
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I always assume the train will be so boring and I bring seven things to do but then I'm entranced by the wonderful window the entire time
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I cannot overstate how truly delightful Channing Tatum’s ‘eager bisexual golden retriever’ energy was in The Lost City. He’s got hearts for eyes whenever he’s within five feet of either Sandra Bullock or Brad Pitt and it’s wonderful, highly recommend.
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