yay eating. its leaf

you! the person reading this! please tell me one good thing that happened to you today

Happy Lesbian Visibility Week🌷🤭😈👭

i hate when i send someone a meme in another language and they're like "uhm... translate? 😒" fucker i sent you a meme where 90% of the words have an english cognate and/or you don't need to know what they're saying to find it funny. can you at least TRY

"if you ship this thing it's because you're too naïve to understand that it's toxic and that you wouldn't like a relationship like this" actually it's because I see one of them as a mentos drop and the other as a bottle of coke zero and I want to watch the mess they'll be together

spending $100+ extra to change my plans and train tickets and book a last minute hotel room because a charming man told me "I would like you to come to my show" and i'm a slut for being explicitly wanted at places and events

✨ Please reblog the polls to make them reach out to as many people as possible, but KEEP IT SPOILER-FREE to make people listen to the music with an open mind 💖 Artists and titles will be revealed after the poll's conclusion, check the original post for an update! ✨

California quail?

Critter

i may not be gods strongest warrior but there is all sorts of bullshit that he makes me deal with and i hndle it not very well usually

never let being a girl stop you from being a boy

damn on this trip i have petitioned god, buddha AND kamen rider