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everything is shit im moving to vegas
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me explaining why year 3000 by the jonas brothers is the best song ever written
#ITS SO CATCHY GOODNIGHT.#boy bands! and another one! and another one (and another one)#they were so right for that.#not much has changed but they live underwater#YEAHHHH
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bawling my eyes out
#it wasn't his time!!!!!!! he planted flowers in the community garden did you know#they almost died over the summer but they're in bloom now#he was such a gentle man#he was so loved
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some laws are okay to break btw. but traffic laws are absolutely never ever fucking part of that
#i hate people who speed i hate people who drive intoxicated i hate people who don't look for pedestrians i fucking hate all of you#family friend was hit in front of my fucking house and thrown 60 feet one month ago tomorrow#he just died in the icu and the motherfucker who did it didn't even stick around to see if he was okay#he turned 85 in the fucking hospital i cant stand you bitches sometimes#how does it feel to take a life? to know that you sentenced a man who was beloved by his family and his community to die a slow death in th#the hospital? a man who worked every day of his life to make sure his family was okay? who drove kids who weren't even related to him to sc#school so they could get their education? and to not even stick around? to not even know that you killed him? youre fucking sick#im so sad and angry the traffic laws in my area are shit and this is what it causes#the death of an 85 year old man who went out of his way to help others. one of the kindest men i ever had the privilege of knowing#im so heartbroken over this i dont even know what to do
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those 'little german boy' posts r so funny to me bcos i babysit two little german boys who recently immigrated to the us, their english isn't very good yet but they're absolutely ruthless lmao theyve nicknamed me billie eilish bc i have dyed hair and they think the "no dick........ no balls" tiktok audio is the funniest thing ever
#babysat them again today theyre so fucking funny#ones 11 and ones 8 and they loooove football#and making fun of my iphone 8😔#me trying to put them to bed: guys let's go to bed [imitating sleeping 2 get the point across]#the kids w their thick german accents: no dick🤔 no balls😜#digital diary <3
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why is everything expensive i think everything should be free always
#$500 therapy session........... stfu#this is why im not in therapy good lord#was looking at therapists specializing in kids like me and that was the average price wtf
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reblog if the first musical you listened to was not Hamilton
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pros and cons of making a big pot of soup
pro: you have a big pot of soup
con: you have to wash the big pot you made the soup in
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thank you days off school for religious holidays i love you days off school for religious holidays
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the epic highs and lows of high school sailing
#epic high: we fucking ATE that roll tack#epic low: we flipped the boat#yeah it's a cringe loser fail sport but its MY cringe loser fail sport
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can i be so mean for a second guys. he looks like shane dawson
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ok i know we are always hyping up ibuprofen but can we have a momenct for peptoBismol becaus she ismy .best friend :-) pepto bidmol and i are like this 🤞
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another win for the mediocre white boys
#hes. a guy the end#if i saw him in public and didn't know who he was i'd probably cross to the other side of the street tbh#id cross knowing who he was but id also. definitely cross regardless#this is a little mean but i hate him so
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fighting for my life trying to sew this iron on patch onto my battle jacket
#'why don't you just iron it on if it's an iron on patch' IT DOESBT WORK. SCRWAMING#its a paramore patch i thrifted like two years ago for a dollar fifty#its really cool and i was gonna put it on my old battle jacket but im glad i didn't since i lost that one#anyway. you can def tell that im a baby punk i think#like if you saw the battle jacket#not that that's a bad thing#but like. you CAN tell
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a good chunk of my brainspace is dedicated to chris chambers at all times always. he is living there Rent Fucking Free
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every time something in the news comes up about russian oligarchs i think about the time a russian oligarch's daughter lived in my attic for a few weeks
#it was when i was little so granted i dont remember that much#but from what i do remember she ate ice cream straight out of the shared container and never put her dirty dishes in the dishwasher#and she basically expected people to wait on her#crazy times
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