Me: *posts something completely innocent* Tumblr’s NSFW filter:
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me: writes an over-the-top, emotional post that exposes my heart or w/e
me ten minutes later when my emotions have flat-lined: huh. embarrassing.
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It’s a good day for reading and naps…
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soon theyll make “the movie movie” and itll be about a misfit throwaway cgi movie learning to be himself. therell be a scene in the movie city where adam sandler movies are at a comedy club and everyones laughing. the girl character will be the smurfs 2 or something. this is literally going to happen you know it will
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i walked two kilometers to hatch an egg and its a zubat this is why i cant be a parent i cant wait 9 months for a kid what if its a fucking zubat again
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