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Amy. 22. Queer. England. She/They. Come say hi.
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I step up the podium at the science man conference. “yall know how silverfish like explode when you barely touch them? and then some other little beetles, like ticks are indestructible and shit? i have empirical proof this is the result of an ancient babylonian curse” half the audience is already in tears, some people are applauding. a few poeople walk out incensed iwth rage. guy in the back is a direct descendant of hammurabi & will invoke curse as soon as i use marduk’s name in vain but little does he know ive already got the wards up n shit. consecration of rose water taken. im on a hell city bus ride and i aint gettin off the train til assyria babey!!!!
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Ain’t baby yoda that Russian witch who lives in the house with chicken feet
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why are we here? just to suffer? every day the Avatar destroys my cabbage cart
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no clue what to do with these bois so ill leave em here
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Me, having listened to 5 true crime podcast episodes today: kill any women and children lately 😑😒
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ok i know we already knew she gets it but……. she Gets it
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I want to note that the way the sex binary looks like it’s present throughout the animal world is that white scientists have a terrible habit of labeling everything “male” or “female” even when it makes no sense.
Like, by any reasonable metric, bees have three sexes: drone, queen, and worker. Workers are only labelled female because someone couldn’t abide the idea of something not being either one or the other.
And before someone calls “genetics” there are many species where both sexes have the exact same genetics, and even many where individuals can change reproductive capacity at will, and scientists suddenly have no problem calling the ones who grow eggs “female” even though they were “male” two weeks ago.
Some species of mammals reproduce asexually. They have only one sex. It is still called “female” because it makes babies even though one might reasonably ask why even make the distinction when every single individual makes babies just the same.
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As I near 200,000 followers here at fishingboatproceeds, I just wanted to say Cock is one of my favorite tastes. Not only that, but balls smell amazing. It makes me go a little crazy on it to be honest. Like, I cannot get it far enough down my throat to be satisfied. I’m only satisfied when I feel those intense, powerful, salty, hot pumps of cum down my throat. When I sit back on my heels, look up at you with cum all over my mouth and slobber running down my neck, hair all fucked up and wipe my mouth with the back of my arm and ask you if I did a good job and you cannot even speak because I’ve drained all of your energy out the tip of your dick….. That’s when I’m satisfied.
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