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its-ya-boi-mammoney · 3 years

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INTRODUCING:

New Cat Baby!!!

JIM

BRADLEY

#mun post #about mun #irl photos #jim bradley #alfred the cat

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its-ya-boi-mammoney · 3 years

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The playlist

There are now 98 songs.

I’m gonna be honest, I don’t know why some of these songs make me think of you. Some are cause of what the songs are about & others are just the vibes I get.

Some of them are kinda sad too.

Heh heh, that's fine. I understand that it'd be hard to not think of me when I'm not around.

Either way, ya made me a whole playlist! That's a lot of dedication and work! Thanks, Goldie!

*He smiles widely, obviously very happy*

((mun is also so excited ahhh!!! I love music so muchhh! I'n very excited to look through it!))

#ya boi speaks #love letters #unicornslayer15

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its-ya-boi-mammoney · 3 years

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Mammon!! You’re back! Let me give you a hug from your favorite smol human ! 💖💖

H-Hey! Don't just jump at me like that! And don't go around talkin bout my favorites so casually like that! The Great Mammon has a hard No Favorite Worshipper Follower rule, ya know! I like all my Goldies! You're all my favorite humans....I can't just pick one....

*Mammon scowls deeper as he thinks about it*

Arrgh, it's too hard!! It doesn't matter! As long as I'm your favorite, that's all that matters!!

*Realizing what he said, Mammon blushes and makes a choked squawk.*

A-Anyway, I guess somethin like a hug's fine every now and then...for one of my favorite humans....

*He hugs you back, being more gentle than you'd expect. He's holding his arms in a way so they don't rest on you, and tightens up slowly, making sure you aren't in pain.*

...Thanks for welcoming me back, Goldie.

#ya boi speaks #love letters #shortnessangel

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its-ya-boi-mammoney · 3 years

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Hi Mammon! I went mountaineering on Sunday. While trekking down the mountain I got so tired and I thought that it would've been nice if I could ask you for a piggy-back ride for the rest of the way since you're our first man and all. It was only 2,720 metres. That would be no problem for The Great Mammon, right?

Two-Two THOUSAND?? Uh, I mean...

*Mammon pushed his glasses up and clears his throat, looking anywhere but at you*

H-Heh, of course I could do that! But, why would I waste my time climbing down all that way? I've got wings, ya know? I could just fly us down! I'll have to pick you up in my arms, though...

*Mammon's blush grows to a deep red*

A-And obviously, I'd be gentle...but this is a service only your first man could provide! I'll have even give ya a special discount - 50% off! Only 500,000 grim for a flight! Ah, if you can't pay it all at once, that's okay...I guess I could accept a loan for you. But, that's only for you, ya know...so, whaddya say?

#beelsdessert #ya boi speaks #jeez goldie....#askin this kinda thing outta the blue...

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its-ya-boi-mammoney · 3 years

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Hi, just came to say that I've just fell for you because of that PayPal account.

Well bye.

You....fell for me? AH, you fell over because of Levi's shenanigans?? Jeez, that careless otaku....of course it'd shock and upset you. Grrr....here, let me help you up.

*He offers his hand to you while pointedly looking away*

D-Don't think I'll do this kind of thing for you all the time! It's only because of that damn otaku settin me up...but, well, are you...okay? Did you get hurt? Don't try ta hide it from me, okay?

#gelidk #ya boi speaks #love letters

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its-ya-boi-mammoney · 3 years

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Dude, I made a playlist of songs for Mammon too! It’s just a bunch songs that make me think of him.

Can I share it with you? There’s 97 songs in it

W-Wow!! That's a lot of songs!! *ahem* I suppose the Great Mammon will accept your offering! Send it to me, and I'll share it so the rest of my worshippers followers can listen and praise me!

And, um, well, *coughs and turns pink*...thank you for your hard work, Goldie!

#ya boi speaks #love letters #unicornslayer15 #((sounds neat! I'd love to check it out!))

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its-ya-boi-mammoney · 3 years

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Can we just not shame people who go for the harem route in Obey Me just because we think it's weird...? As long as the demon brothers are fine with it, why not? It's not like they are obligated to be there when the MC is having a romantic or intimate moment with another brother.

The demon Brothers are fictional characters, written by real people. They can't have their own opinions, nor can they make real choices of their own. That isn't even the real point of my post anyway.

The real point of the post is that I myself am a real life person, who is only asking other people to think more about what they create and consume.

It's not that "we" think it's "weird". Nor am I going into any tags or even into the fandom at large to "shame" anyone. If anyone feels shamed by my honestly lukewarm take, then maybe that requires some critical thought on their part.

I'm simply saying that as a real life polyamorous person I find it deeply uncomfortable. The truth is, if after you examine things critically you decide to disagree with me, that's your own prerogative and your own business. You are absolutely free to disagree with me.

Unfollow me though, maybe consider blocking me, because we aren't going to agree on that topic.

#mun post #let me be explicilty clear #i am also polyamorous #and i am deeply uncomfortable with the brothers dating the same person #i will not change my mind #i agree completely with canonlucidia on this

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its-ya-boi-mammoney · 3 years

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As an irl polyam person, im begging u all to please use ur head and consider how fucked up it is to date more than one sibling at once.

#mun post

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its-ya-boi-mammoney · 3 years

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omfg... corvid... ily mammon don't ever change...

The Great Mammon isn't afraid of any corvid! I don't care how deadly it's supposed to be! I'll win anyway! Heh heh!

#mysterious goldie #ya boi speaks

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its-ya-boi-mammoney · 3 years

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Hey, don't make fun of me! I've got Disorders and shit!

your acont seems sus

Ha, I seem sus? You can't even spell acount! YOU'RE sus! And suspicious for accusing me! Hmph!

#((he can't remember which ones and how to spell them))#ya boi speaks

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its-ya-boi-mammoney · 3 years

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LEVI STUPID OTAKU!! TAKE THIS DOWN RIGHT NOW!! IF ANYTHING WE DONT NEED A NAVY SO YOU SHOULD GET DEMOTED!!

This is frickin' treason!!! Shut up before Diavolo finds out!!

@its-ya-boi-mammoney

YOURE SCUM!!! PAY ME BACK!!!

#ya boi speaks #nerdlord of shadow #you- you- you DUMB IDIOT #talks with the whole famn damnily

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its-ya-boi-mammoney · 3 years

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Oh like it's hard to guess when it's literally just somethin like "ruri-changadaisuki~!" or "ruri-chansnumber1"

And so what if I did? The way you order from Akuzon, you'll get em right back.

Besides, you owed me for takin my money right from me! So I was just takin it back, with interest! Serves you right!

your acont seems sus

Ha, I seem sus? You can't even spell acount! YOU'RE sus! And suspicious for accusing me! Hmph!

#ya boi speaks #nerdlord of shadow #talks with the whole famn damnily

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its-ya-boi-mammoney · 3 years

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Yay your back! I love you!

Unless you have been posting recently? I actually haven’t seen much posting either way due to work and college so I don’t always see my notifications, hope you and mun are doing well ~A Slightly stressed anon

Nahhh, I just got back, Goldie, don't worry. Ya didn't miss anythin other than Levi being a useless otaku.

I've been real busy lately too...the capital's market went nuts when that Corvid thing hit - human products skyrocketed in price and I had to do a lot of actual work ta stabilize the market again....i don't wanna write new regulations for a year....

But I'm back! At least for now! The Great Mammon wouldn't let somethin has small as a bunch of corvids mess with him! 😁

((Mun 's had a lot going on this year...but I'm finally out of pharmacy work, and thus out of the direct line of fire for covid, so I'm doing significantly better mentally. Glad to see some people still enjoy my silly joke posts! Thanks for the ask!))

#mysterious goldie #ya boi speaks #mun speaks

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its-ya-boi-mammoney · 3 years

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GRRRR LEVI YOU STUPID OTAKU!

As soon as I learn how ta do all this computer stuff I'm gonna fix it and you're gonna be sorry!!!

your acont seems sus

Ha, I seem sus? You can't even spell acount! YOU'RE sus! And suspicious for accusing me! Hmph!

#heehee you are my favorite levi!!! thanks for responding #😁🥰😁🥰😁🥰#talks with the whole famn damnily #nerdlord of shadow #THAT BASTARD #I dont even feel bad about using his akuzon account yesterday now!

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its-ya-boi-mammoney · 3 years

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Hey buddy

What are some of your favorite human world songs?

Heh heh, actually Goldie, you couldn't have more perfect timing!

I've been lookin around on that deviltube knockoff site and made myself a playlist of stuff I like! So here ya go! Also, I didn't really make it any kinda order...I just shuffle it, y'know? So, just keep that in mind.

Mammon's playlist

1. Karma - AJR

2. Sun Goes Down - New Medicine

3. The Man - The Killers

4. Master of the Universe - Sick Puppies

5. Blood in the Cut - K.Flay

6. Insomniac - Amber Run

7. Wilson (Expensive Mistakes) - Fall Out Boy

8. Overweight - Blue October

9. The Sharpest Lives - My Chemical Romance

10. Hate Me - Blue October

11. Emperor's New Clothes - Panic! at the Disco

12. Worth it - Fifth Harmony

13. Gold Guns Girls - Metric

14. Pain - Three Days Grace

15. Gambling Man - The Overtones

16. Just Breathe - The Unlikely Candidates

17. My Own Worst Enemy - Lit

18. Polaroid - Imagine Dragons

19. Don't Let Me Get Me - Pink

20. Novocaine - The Unlikely Candidates

21. I Will Follow You Into The Dark - Death Cab For Cutie

((mun started that a while ago, but I thought it'd be cool to share it! Also, I'm the type to continue to update it sporadically, so the tracklist might get longer!))

#mysterious goldie #ya boi speaks #((mun speaks))#((mun loves talking about music so sorry if this was too long a response!))

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its-ya-boi-mammoney · 3 years

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@xdeep-sea-leviachanx OI OI OI, DID YOU MESS UP MY PAYPAL LEVI?!

I COULDA BEEN GETTIN MONEY THIS WHOLE TIME!!! FIX IT!!!

your acont seems sus

Ha, I seem sus? You can't even spell acount! YOU'RE sus! And suspicious for accusing me! Hmph!

#ya boi speaks #nerdlord of shadow #talks with the whole famn damnily

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its-ya-boi-mammoney · 3 years

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WHAT?? Whaddya mean it's fraudulent??? I set that up with Levi to make sure it was correct!!!

your acont seems sus

Ha, I seem sus? You can't even spell acount! YOU'RE sus! And suspicious for accusing me! Hmph!

#AJDJJAJDD BEE COME ON #MY FIRST REACTION WAS HOLY SHIT DID I BRING YOU OUT OF RETIREMENT???#ya boi speaks #talks with the whole famn damnily #big bro

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