I'm bored and I wanna do something.

I know who you are and you're the gorgeous one here.

I just want to sleep all day

I'm still not happy about the part of me dying, that's not really a happy ending.

Aw buddy, you're a dear little thing, aren't you?

Seeing that you’ll be dead, you really shouldn’t worry about it

Rude, I thought we were already friends!

Someone be my friend

Hello, don't believe we have met before, I'm Keira.

I just want to sleep all day

Good Morning. How’s everyone today?

I'll be your friend Ed.

Someone be my friend

I’m lonely…

That is true but will you be mature enough to be a father to the baby we are apparently going to have?

Aw buddy, you're a dear little thing, aren't you?

Age is just a number, ducky

Right so we hook up? Pretty sure I'm a lot older then you Jack. I'm not the disturbed one because you're the one who wants to kill me off here.

Aw buddy, you're a dear little thing, aren't you?

You didn’t think that Finn was the only one having some sexy time, did you? We’ll inevitably hook up, what with the time gaps of the whole plot. And how could Finny be pregnant, Miss Knightley. You disturbed woman, you. You die because you wanted a happy ending.

Wait, when did I become pregnant in all of this? I though Finn was having the baby? Why do I have to die?

Aw buddy, you're a dear little thing, aren't you?

But I don’t like happy endings. 

So as you’re giving birth, the doctor tells me that you weren’t going to come out of this alive; but the baby would. You miraculously live on, but fall into a heavy sedated coma. Due to the guilt you felt for having me kick Finn out, you dream that he actually ended up with a good life, but he was in fact dead in the other room. So it’s me and the baby and most importantly the dog back home.

There is nothing better then going to see family, I did that before I came here, I really needed it.

I don’t go that often there anymore. Mostly because of Teen wolf. But I’m join there for a few days to see my family next week.

Now that we do!

Well good morningishhhhhhhh

I trust you now. Fellow brits stick together

This is nonsense, as a Brit you can never drink too much tea.

I've been drinking way too much tea lately.

But I don't want him to die so he will make a recovery, get himself a proper job, get his kids back and live a happy life.

Aw buddy, you're a dear little thing, aren't you?

But his lover’s saving would be a lost cause, because some people just can’t be saved. He’ll overdose on painkillers and be transferred to a hospital. The same one where you’re having the baby. He’s in critical condition and can only survive for so long.

Well its safe with me, I won't tell a soul.

Well good morningishhhhhhhh

Ahhh they’re all sleeping so let’s just hope they won’t find out i said it…

Then he has to live with his pimp so abuses him, until he finally meets the right guy who saves him.

Aw buddy, you're a dear little thing, aren't you?

But he can’t, not with a child on the way. So I leave him with a few pounds and petty words to get him through the days. 

You can't say that in their country Mollie, they will lock you up.

Well good morningishhhhhhhh

They’re all lazy as hell

We are the best and we are taking over! Yeah I've seen a few.

Well good morningishhhhhhhh

Many of us are! Brits invadingggggg! Hahah, no but there are a few americans here and there