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Honkai: Star Rail needs to calm down 💀
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"dan heng is very responsible"
you mean the man who joined a fight club immediately after waking up from the sleeping gas sampo used on us?
the man who tried making out with an unconsious person and tried claiming it as "cpr" when it clearly wasnt?
that dan heng?
yes he's very responsible in comparison to march and the trailblazer. but you have to understand that the bar is on the fucking floor.
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I just realized that if Sui Khan was 13 years old now, then that means Lee Soo Hyuk would have been dead 14-ish years ago.
So the tragedy that decimated Team 1 happened when Kim Rok Soo was (36+2-14=)24 years old.
He was just 24 years old when he lost his second family. He was just 24 when he had to succeed as a Team Leader. He was just 24 when people called him "cold-blooded" for daring not to cry while praising his abilities.
At 20, the Cataclysm happened.
At 21, Kim Rok Soo experienced something the God of Despair deemed his "greatest" despair: the destruction of his shelter and the first appearance of an unranked monster.
Three years later, at 24, Kim Rok Soo prophesized the appearance of the second-strongest unranked monster in history, and then had to survive the attack that killed everyone he loved.
Jesus fucking Christ, give this man a fucking break!
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*sighs* You unlucky punk
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Cale, if he ever meets his uncle again:
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If this isn't Cale behavior I don't know what it is
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itisvangoffnotvango · 2 years
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Won't they meet CJS at the Central Plains?
Why do I feel like Cale will be exposed as a transmigrator in the upcoming chapters?
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itisvangoffnotvango · 2 years
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Chaos and soggy pie
(Tw: blood)
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itisvangoffnotvango · 2 years
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I lowkey want Cale Henituse to become Prime Minister of Roan Kingdom.
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itisvangoffnotvango · 2 years
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Eruhaben sent a telepathy to Cale’s mind, but only to say, “Pfft.”
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itisvangoffnotvango · 2 years
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TCF Part 2 Ch 65 Spoiler!
I'm kinda disappointed that Dust gets to go with Cale and not Zero. If Zero went with him and met Clopeh the Calenism's future will be brighter.
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itisvangoffnotvango · 2 years
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Stats
Cale really went into this fantasy world with a full charisma set and nothing els huh?
Strength : 0
Magic : 0
Agility : 0
Charisma : 100
This man is able to talk his way out of any and every situation. He’s got Max friendship points with everybody!
Luckily he got buffs later on to make up for it. And the buffs became his friends too!
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itisvangoffnotvango · 2 years
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CALE GONNA GO HOME! HOORAY! ALBERU! WE MISS HIM! HURRY UP!
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itisvangoffnotvango · 2 years
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Thinking about TCF even tho I'm still not caught up on part 2
I think Cale should get to go absolutely batshit insane (like he isn't already lmao) at least once
I'm talking something bad goes down and everyone's in critical condition, everything's on fire, every possible thing that could go wrong went wrong and Cale's the only one stable enough to stay standing.
And Cale, beloved by the gods and being the protector that he is, having done all the gods' dirty work so far, calls in a favor. No limits on any of his abilities or APs. No backlash. No coughing blood or fainting (just this once cuz you know we love to see it-)
And he absolutely d e c I m a t e s the enemy. He's combining his APs in ways he's never done before, he's using Instant and appearing behind the enemy like that, so quick no one knows they've been hit until they drop. Entire armies are wiped out in seconds.
There's earthquakes, floods, storms, wildfires, tornadoes-the APs are pissed and not playing any games y'all
And while this is going down, Cale's not stoic, nor is he doing that evil/mischievous smile of his. I want him enraged. Crying, screaming, just roaring with anger at those that would hurt his family, totally wild.
For once when his family recovers and wakes up, after the storms have stopped and the continents have quieted down, they see him covered in someone else's blood rather than his own.
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itisvangoffnotvango · 2 years
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An ancient Greek walks into his tailor’s shop with a pair of torn pants.
“Euripides?” says the tailor.
“Yeah, Eumenides?” replies the man.
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itisvangoffnotvango · 2 years
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Finally reading the TCF chapters I hadn’t read and right off the bat
What in the Solo Leveling?
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itisvangoffnotvango · 2 years
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Give an explanation for tcf without context:
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